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friendofsheila

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  1. The guys who were willing to spend the 5 minutes I needed to ask questions on the phone and feell relaxed about hiring him, got my buseiness. The guy who cut me off and said "CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE READY" then hung up the phone, didn't.
  2. yea, there were prettier cf guys and bigger cf muscles but nobody was friendlier and more fun.
  3. I hope it was a 3d camera!
  4. There was a guy with his gf walking into a store. I'd spotted his mbutt and thought it had possiblities. But he made sure to pull his sweatshirt over it. and then his tshirt down jpast the sweatshirt. that stopped his butt from looking as round as it was. But that did nt stop his butt from swinging great big swings bakc and forth! both layers of clothing couldn NOT hide it. it was awesome. !
  5. How much do you charge? :)
  6. Goofus: You look awful. Gallant: Are you okay?
  7. Goofus: You're not very flexible, are you? Gallant: Let's try this in another position.
  8. I saw the documentary "All Male, All Nude". ONe stripper said that when he went to bed with his girlfriend, he didn't awalways get an erection right away. He thought it was becuase he was always around skin and rubbing flesh in his job. That's the first time I'd ever heard aof that, of a stripper (or escort or model or something) being desensitized to being aroused. Have you heard anythign like that before?
  9. Goofus: [Silence....] Gallant: Did that hurt? I'm sorry.
  10. Does it come with a lifetime supply of escorts?
  11. “I attribute not drinking to my youthful appearance." I attribute his youthful appearince to being born with a physique and facial strudture like Timonthy Chalament.
  12. Goofus (in a confused, judgemental tone): You want to do... WHAT??? Gallant: Hmmm... I've never done that before. Could we talk about it first?
  13. I'tll probably be less expenseive than hiring him as an lawyer.
  14. I agree, and He might be more interesting in the videos that he is in person.
  15. ... have library cards, go to a library, know what a library is, or know what to do when they stumble into one (since no one in a library is sitting behind their fourth drink, waiting for someone who looks like a male model to show up).
  16. Escorts put their links in their "signature," so I'm sure you can put your link in your signature, too. Welcome.
  17. First he said he did, and then he don't then he said he will and then he wont
  18. I wonder if reno is going to baee the ne3xt Mason Wyler (supertwink, then spectacuolar burnout).
  19. =endless cholesteraol. got any nitroglycerin tablets at the table?
  20. ...who alaways worked with his buddy C. HOwett Fields. :)
  21. ... said no one, ever.
  22. Trent Reed, even if he is twice as aold as everybody that peopele are puttin g in thhis thread.
  23. ... shop at thrift stores, use coupons, or recycle.
  24. I do haope people will update this thread as they learn more.
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