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If I could get someone to water my plants, pay my rent and do my job.

"Please cover up your smooth, muscular ass.  I'm tired of looking at it."

Two daddies dressed as M&M's, pushing strollers with their kids dressed as tiny M&M's.

Maybe 10 years ago or more:  who was the guy who was coming back to the united states, but had a disease. So he went to Canada then sneaked in over the border. 

He was blond and really cute.  There was only one picture of him, wearing a suit posing with a group.  

23 hours ago, Charlie said:

 Check to make sure the room doesn't have a bed so low to the floor that he can get out and hide under it when it's time to leave. 

 

I like this advice best.

Give your cats a Kindle. 

One each, so they won't fight over it. 

Seems more appropriate for men who are wanting to distract attention away from wrinkles.  The more strands, the more wrinkles that need hiding, maybe.

So I finally have the money to hire, but I don't want to anymore. huh?

Maybe you're ovulating.

On 10/24/2021 at 7:21 AM, marylander1940 said:

I am sure he has a sex tape... Family values?!

Sex tapes always have lousy lighting! 

There are women on onlyfans?  
 

"Here, I'm giving you your diamonds back."

Beans

I remember stuff like this being advertised in the back of Frontiers.

I think Flex Extremmo has the best back balcony, with the biggest reach.  

It would be a pleasure just to watch him walk around.

On 10/5/2021 at 2:35 PM, samhexum said:

about a dozen handsome nude muscular men cleaning my apartment until it gleams, then giving the walls a fresh coat of paint.

I'd need the floors refinished, too.

On 10/8/2021 at 3:44 AM, Merboy said:

Carter Dane, Darius Ferdynand, and Arad at their physical peaks (but that's saying that Charo is older than she was five years ago, basically these dudes are ALWAYS going to be at their peak).

A foursome of epic proportions.

Taking place in a sweaty hut on a tropical island during a sultry rainstorm with a light sensually scented breeze.

"scented" with mosquito repellent, I hope.

Lots of young men post teaser videos on Youtube, to get us to buy their longer videos.

I wonder what his doctor says about this.

On 10/7/2021 at 4:23 AM, maninsoma said:

 

If the homeowner is gay and the property isn't damaged in any way, maybe he 

will put a link to the preview page on Sean Cody!

On 9/16/2021 at 8:13 AM, BuffaloKyle said:

Probably rimming, especially if it's a nice clean smooth ass, I get really into it. I had a hookup bud who would always shower once I got there, come out dripping wet and lay on the bed like that. I would go to town on that ass. 

I think the phrase "Nom, nom, nom" fits here.

21 hours ago, caliguy said:

I could hear all the sex AND DRUG moaning all night through the thin hotel walls though.  😩 

 

fixed it for, in caps.

22 hours ago, samhexum said:

Why is he dressed now like the guy who lives around the corner from everybody, who is spends way too much time chemical spraying, mowing, and watering his front lawn?

On 9/30/2021 at 7:14 PM, Merboy said:

 the Priesthood where I can enjoy a peaceful, celibate life.

 

Don't count on it.  Every time I've seen one of those in training (seminarian?) they've been so cute!

I don't suppose we get lap dances in loo of a salary.

On 9/30/2021 at 7:09 PM, Merboy said:

Are circuit parties basically gay guys' version of the wild high school parties and the slutty college Spring Breaks they could never have when they were young boys?

This sounds right.