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Lord....the “oral exam” I had to pass with bearofdistiction to get my Count title... Let me tell you boys....start practicing now.....it’s ROUGH! Wait....what?....there is no required “oral exam”??? Bear!....you dirty fucker!....I’m telling Daddy! Grin

I have a monthly budget. I’m ruthless....but when work gets crazy...and I haven’t been able to hire for a few months...one of my regulars knows the “Piggy” bank is full....and comes trolling like a bitch in heat.... God I love him!

Best laugh of the day! I’ve done it as a top several times. It’s a novelty but not that great. I like to fuck....rough. You can’t really do that with DP. Not to mention the positioning can be difficult to say the least. The excitement for me came from watching the bottom’s face when he first realizes we’re both inside him, and from feeling the other tops throbbing cock thrust against mine. I had a regular well know “top” escort....who LOVED it when I would DP him with a dildo and my cock, but freaked out when I suggested we try it in real life with another top. There’s a lot of unnecessary shame in the bottom world. The dude fucking LOVED IT...but couldn’t admit it even to himself. Of course in someways it made it even hotter....it was our “dirty” little secret.

What a great drag name....”Singed Anus”. Someone please, please, please call Killian and ask..... “What’s tha matta?....singe yer anus?” I’ll pay for whatever he breaks....grin

Love the rediculous yellow star at the end!

God damn you fuckers are a smart (and compassionate) group. Not much to add, other than realize that getting attached is not all bad. It proves you’re still human, that’s all. Even the most ardent among us occasionally breaks the rules we’re so passionate about. Yes, we usually get hurt and kick ourselves in the end, but I’d be lying if I didn’t tell you some of the most glorious days of my life...have been because I allowed my guard to drop and to be open. Of course, that’s also true of some of my darkest days....unfortunately you can’t have one...without the other. Stay strong...and don’t let the saddle get too cold and hard before you jump back on....adventure awaits!

Thanks for the update Baller! Glad to hear the holidays were good. The boys sounds like they’re adjusting to adult life well. You’ve obviously done a great job raising them. If you need, I’m happy to raise a team of volunteers to take turns coming over in the morning to turn on the showers and make noise around the house. Just realize we expect to be feed breakfast by “dad” everyday wearing only his apron.....grin.

I agree he’s amazing....and fun as fuck in and out of bed.... But I don't think he escorts in London.....lucky Yanks!

Wow, that’s beautiful and impressive. Thanks for sharing it!

That is a crime of Passion! I’ve watched enough “Criminal Minds” to write the script for this one.... Nerdy Pre-Med Jewish boy...has the hots for the Aryan Bad Boy in high school. He helps the Bad Boy study.....they become oddly close. The Bad Boy uses the Nerd to get off....over and over. Bad Boy develops “”feelings” for the Nerd. Nerdy Jewish Boy goes off to college...leaves his childhood behind...and becomes more adult. Bad Boy stays in their hometown and regresses wallowing in self hate. Nerd comes home for the Holidays....Bad Boy wants things to be like they used to be.... Jewish Nerd rejects Aryan Bad Boy. Bad Boy freaks....and kills the nerd....20 times. In fact....I practically lived it. Except I’m not Jewish....and I didn’t get killed. Just lucky I guess!

Not sure how I missed this thread the first time..... For that angst ridden, tatted up, angry boy you met in the mosh pit last night.... The Buzzcocks, “Ever Fallen in Love (with Someone You Shouldn’t’ve)” The Sex Pistols, “Submission” The Pagans, “What’s This Shit Called Love?” Against Me!, “Baby, I’m An Anarchist” The Boucning Souls, “Hopeless Romantic” The Buzzcocks, “Why Can’t I Touch It?” My Chemical Romance, "I Don't Love You" Death Cab For Cutie, "I Will Follow You Into the Dark" We The Kings, "Check Yes Juliet" I’ll try and set up links later....doesn’t seem to work on an IPad!

If I could only pic one celebrity from years gone by to go back and fuck... I would pick Sal Mineo. Little Joe Dallesandro would be a close second...but my heart belongs to Sal!

How? Set your travel rate at a level that will attract clients. Supply and demand....it’s simple market economics. For the record...I haven’t travelled with an escort for any appreciable amount to time. When I’ve gotten crazy and asked.... the rates I’ve been quoted were uniformly out of my league... and I politely declined.

Cute..... But am I the only one who’s suprised they arent more tan and in better shape?

Met him several years ago. He looked like his pics then. Nice enough guy, but the chemistry just wasn’t there for me. I chose not to repeat.

Start off on top.... If by the end of it they’re not in a tangled mess at the foot of the bed..... You’re not doing it right.

I don’t get it, but to each his own.

I am a slave to Amazon customer reviews. Can’t manage 4 1/2 stars?....I won’t be buying. I also like CNET for expensive tech items. Car and Driver for cars.

I confess that I have “offended” and “disrespected” Mr. Kesslar several times in the past. It’s no excuse....but for the record....he seemed to enjoy it....a lot. I think where everyone’s disagreeing isn’t about whether the patron went too far....I agree he did. It’s whether or not groping a stripper’s 1/2 hard cock for 2 seconds....counts as “sexual assault”. Personally, I think we trivialize the term when we use it too loosely....obviously....other disagree. I will now retire from this thread....and “disrespect” myself...while dreaming of “offending” Mr. Kesslar.

A male go-go dancer at “HustlerBall”....with $$$ in his jock strap...that were placed there by horny drunk men.... ...is a “victim” when someone touches his cock? I’m sorry but in this scenario....consent...is implied...even if not expressly given. We’re gonna have to agree to disagree on this one.....and the breeze continues to blow. Suddenly....I never want to see another strip show...I’m simply terrified I “might” touch a penis!

Thank you. When did we become young girls? Sigh.....

I was recently with an escort..... 2 hours of ass licking....fingering....fucking....all good. 2 minutes of cuddling?.....”I’m not comfortable with this”. True story. So you never know. If it’s important to you....ask up front!

You're at a gay event....where alcohol is being served.....dancing on stage in a jock strap..... bumping and grinding with another man in a jock strap....in a shower......with men sticking $$$ into your jockstrap..... And someone is calling this “sexual assault”??? Wow....just wow. Tasteless, tacky, and over the line?...ok. Sexual assuault?....Mary please, don’t confuse the smelling salts with the poppers. I feel a puritanical breeze blowing over the nation...and it stinks.

I saw it on broadway and thought it was mildly amusing, funny....and occasionally brilliant. But in the long run there were WAY too many insular broadway gags for my taste. I mean I enjoy broadway....but over 2 hours of a running inside jokes....gets old no matter what the topic. And even as a broadway fan....1/2 the jokes went over my head. It was like an epic Forbidden Broadway...on a much bigger...and less funny scale.

I can’t stand him....but some of those were funny!