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Nice crowd! The few times I went to Bear Party or Workman's Lunch, the number of attendees seemed closer to 30-50. Next time I'm the city I'll have to give Blow Buddies a try.

These parties have been discussed once or twice...

this made me LOL immediate block. What if I counter with $233. Perhaps I could steal you away from the man who offered $230 🤑 💰 🤑

It's similar to why I occasionally eat chicken when I prefer beef, why I go to a piano bar when I prefer live Broadway theater, or why I occasionally play roulette when poker has better odds. Variety is nice; and, each thing serves its purpose. It's nice to occasionally sit back and watch a dozen young men work the room in their underwear while a shirtless bartender pours me a drink. It's different than sex, but it serves its purpose of entertainment nonetheless.

I have hosted dancers at my hotel, or traveled to the dancer's hotel, several times in many cities including dancers from Johnsons Ft Lauderdale. I have never had any problem with safety, but I am ALWAYS let down by the personal interaction compared to what I received at the club. Dancers are good at dancing, masseurs are good at massages, and escorts are good at fucking. I've never met one who is good at all 3, including at Johnsons.

Is there a male version of the show where the rockets are men instead of the women with the legs? For several years there was a "Faaabulous Christmas Show" in downtown Las Vegas with sexy male dancers. However, it's been on hiatus for the last few years. Still, nothing compares to the grandeur, majesty, and scale of the Radio City Christmas Spectacular, especially if you get good seats in the orchestra. The live orchestra alone is impressive. Videos just don't do it justice.

I love it when a young strapping man calls me "Sir". It's so much more sexy than "Daddy", while still acknowledging the age difference.

That's a new one to me. In the future when I'm responding to emails at work, I'll be on the lookout for someone listing her preferred pronouns as: Hooker/Bitch/Hoe

Conversely, I can't stand anybody calling me "girl" or "gurl". I'm too masculine to be anyone's "girl". Occasionally I'll see a member on here call someone else "Girl" when losing an argument. It's viewed as back handed way to insult the other person's intelligence and perpetuates the stereotype that women and especially young women are ignorant compared to a man. I agree. The only time I'll accept hearing 'pussy/c*nt' is when a straight or bisexual man is using my bum for his pleasure. I enjoy being his temporary substitute.

If he does, it's best discussed outside of the context of the Strip Club, lest we get the young man and/or the club in trouble.

Simple solution for gyms: Instead of requiring shirts be worn which covers the nipples (which does nothing to block sweat from the back), require shirts that cover the back but chest/nipples/abs can be exposed. Apply this rule equally to men and women and watch gym membership increase!

Most new subjects on Company of Men are questions posed by tricks. 😉

Life is like a roll of toilet paper 🧻. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.

And that's just from the working men who have told you that they do not appreciate this tactic. Imagine how many more think the same thing but haven't told you.

Yet another downfall of society to mandate equal shared spaces for everyone. And now there's separate workout rooms for women at some gyms! (I guess it's ok for women to be more equal than men). Hopefully someday there'll be gyms which can tap the market for separate workout rooms for shirtless men. Maybe call it a "Selfie Gym" where young shirtless men are encouraged to take selfies while working out. It's amazing how many young men will do the towel dance in the locker room, yet have no problem posting nude pictures of themselves on the Internet.

Another reason to favor life-time pensions or annuities instead of lump sum investments. I tell my partners: My money runs out when I do. My income is only coming in while I'm alive.

Approach it the same way you would when you want to blow your plumber, or housekeeper, or doctor. Chemistry is important. Look for signs that he's willing first.

Some masseurs will place themselves within hand's reach or mouth's reach at some point in the massage. Some won't. Enjoy the massage either way.

LAX is known for being a very bad airport, and not just because of its name. I know flight attendants who specifically avoid bidding for flights that go through LAX. One should reconsider a name associated with such a lousy airport.

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Can't go wrong with Jose or Carlos

So, the potential customer reached out to the masseur multiple times. The masseur gives consistent replies and consistent rate quotes. Yet the customer haggles the price even after communicating previously with the masseur and not booking. I can see why one would react with curt replies and even price increases to someone with this behavior. Multiple requests for rates followed by haggling does not make for a great customer. If it were me, I'd add $50 to each and every inquiry. Be sure to ask the State of California Massage License Board what their definition of erotic massage is, and be sure to report any masseur to State Board who fails to provide the erotic service you hired him for. Likewise, report any erotic masseur who accidentally may have provided some therapeutic relief during the erotic massage. How dare a service be both therapeutic and erotic! But seriously, thank you for sharing that his massages are described as "Therapeutic Erotic". That is exactly the type of massage I look for! I want a erotic massage that is first and foremost therapeutic muscle relief. If only I could find an ad for an escort as attractive and well-reviewed as this masseur is and only charges $250! What a bargain!

Unless there's a gym policy that requires street clothes be warn in the sauna, just follow "traditional" sauna etiquette and sit naked on a towel. It keeps both the sauna and the person cleaner. In my experience, once one person is bold enough to go naked in the sauna, others quickly follow the example.