Vegas_Millennial

Would you really be straight for nine months? I prefer to travel for nine months gay

YES! When I retire in 2028, I will be taking a 6 to 9 month cruise. That has been my plan for the past few years. The longest cruise I've been on so far is 15 nights. I've never cruised for less than 7 nights.

Given the personal nature of a massage, the low price to begin with, your tip was not out of line. If it was a great massage, it's still a bargain at $120

British English still differentiates by using the term "Oriental" to exclusively refer to people from East and Southeast Asia (China, Japan, Korea, Indonesia, Philippines, Thailand, Vietnam, etc.), and "Asian" to refer to people from South Asia (Pakistan, India, Bangladesh, etc.). Only in America has the term Oriental become offensive, as we Americans tend to take offense to most things these days. So instead we changed Oriental to Asian, and assume everyone from the largest continent must be in the Far East

No, I don't

Zona Romantica is an area of town, next to the gay beach, and contains the gay bars and strip clubs. Spartacus is in Zona Romantica. If your ship leaves early, you'll likely miss out on most of the fun in Zona Romantica, because gay bars don't open until after dinner. If you're just in PV for the day, I recommend Uber or taxi to the beach near Blue Chairs, then of course Sparticus

I made sure to learn at least one phrase of French: Avez-vous 18 ans?

That's why I started with "While I don't have any recommendations to hire from RM"

While I don't have any recommendations to hire from RM, I do recommend you go to both BJ Roosters and Swinging Richards. They both have fully nude dancers, and private lap dances available

Spartacus is a bathhouse, not a spa. But they do have staff that offer massage

I've been to Spartacus twice. Had fun once with another patron, and fun once with staff during a massage. Based on above comments from other forum members, your mileage may vary

Chest hair can be sexy. Although it wouldn't hurt to trim it back if you're going to have a shirt unbuttoned. It's similar to trimming a beard. Keep that shirt open, unless your supervisor says something about it

Anyway... Best wishes and Bon Voyage to Brazil! Enjoy yourself!

I guess we should change the name of the 2015 Disneyland Measles Outbreak to something that doesn't inform the general public about its origins, lest tourists become aware. Mickey Mus musculus Morbillivirus outbreak might do nicely

Salty language is a turn off for me, unless it's used in context. Just today I switched radio stations on my morning commute because the disc jockeys started using "friggin" and "bitch" on the radio. Unless I'm actually doing the act, I don't like to use or hear the word "fucking". It's supposed to be a glorious verb, not a cheap adjective

The first time I was filmed during sex, my partner did this to me. He also didn't tell me he was filming. But the video was hot 🔥 so I let it go

But you knew what I was talking about, as will generations in the future. This will help differentiate this SARS-CoV-2 pandemic from a possible future pandemic with the same virus originating from a different location. The populous still refers to the Spanish Flu, not calling it the H1NQ Influenza A pandemic. And everyone still calls it the Black Death, not the Yersinia pestis '47 Let scientists classify the diseases in Latin and with numbers. Let the population refer to it by where it started.

I'm with you. Although I've never been to Brazil, I went to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, twice this year. I was comforted with the fact that I had already cought and recovered from the Wuhan virus, as this was before any vaccine was developed. But my mind was at ease knowing I already cought and recovered from it in the US instead of while I was in a foreign country

But ask yourself: if you cought the Wuhan Virus would you rather be treated in a Brazilian hospital or an American hospital?

Some like it raw, others prefer a condom on their meat

True, but for how cheap the taxis are, even at the airport, vs the hassle of walking across the highway bridge with your luggage, I recommend just taking a taxi from the airport. You're saving yourself like $3 or $4, not $30 or $40. Just don't sign up for any transportation from inside the terminal. Wait until you get outdoors to get a taxi.

If you like theme parks, Dollywood in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, is great. But it's best enjoyed with a buddy. The gay scene is non existent

As a client, there is something to be said about regularly scheduled massages, perhaps a recurring monthly appointment at the same time and place. There's also those "just one of those days" where you need a last minute massage to get you through the work day. I tend to have two regulars in town: one whose technique is superior but books up weeks in advance, and another who's technique is adequate but is usually available late nights with a few hours notice.

Yeah, stick with Atlanta then. If you're a night owl, BJ Roosters has an after hour party once a week (I think Saturday nights) after last call, where the party moves to the basement. Since there's no alcohol, there's a lot more nudity and tomfoolery I missed it when I visited Atlanta, because I didn't know about it until the day after

I second your vote to Atlanta only for the two full nude strip clubs. If you like to have fun in the private booths/rooms, it's your place. But the escorts and message therapists that I tried when I was there last year were not my cup of tea. I would much rather go to Ft Lauderdale, but after November. If you're comfortable with international travel, Montreal is my recommendation. There's three gay strip clubs, and I found some guys there who were able to provide me with fun after their shift. Plus, there was just a lot of good sexy men everywhere. Go before it gets too cold