bostonman

I met up a few times with a Boston area guy who was a great spitter, but I know he's retired now. But he was awesome and really seemed to enjoy getting things really wet and messy. I remember how he'd drench my face with his spit then rub his hands around in it - OMG that was so hot. :-)
I haven't done any spit play since the pandemic, though I'm now fully vaccinated - and would love to find a guy ready to let loose, lol. 
And I agree - such a huge difference between someone willing to do it and someone who really fucking into it. 

I can now officially say that I am sick to death of the Welcome Back Kotter and Cheers theme songs. They really need to find something else, fast. 

Now there's a universal life question if I've ever heard one...

Usually an initial message from me might go something like this. "Hi - my name's XXX, I'm XX years old, and I really like your ad. I'm wondering what your rates may be, and hope to set up some time to meet you. I see that you're into XXX, which is great, because I'm really into that. Hope to talk to you."
If a message like that is a turn-off (and it seems that most of the time it is just fine), I'd rather just stop hiring. 
 

Now there's a universal life question if I've ever heard one...

Now there's a universal life question if I've ever heard one...

Absolutely agree 
I am not expecting a paragraph as a reply but I do expect something more than 1 or 2 words or just a fee 
I usually meet up with the providers that respond with with a respectful and nice reply to my message 

The scenario description was my 2nd message, deliberately written to hope to create more conversation, as I didn't get anything but a number in the first response. It doesn't seem as if it sent him away (as he told me that the scenario would be "do able" [sic]), but clearly it didn't get much more of a response than my first message. 
Honestly, I feel like I'm being picked apart here much more than any one needs to. It seems the guy just doesn't like to converse through text. So be it. it's just disappointing, that's all. 

Now there's a universal life question if I've ever heard one...

Usually an initial message from me might go something like this. "Hi - my name's XXX, I'm XX years old, and I really like your ad. I'm wondering what your rates may be, and hope to set up some time to meet you. I see that you're into XXX, which is great, because I'm really into that. Hope to talk to you."
If a message like that is a turn-off (and it seems that most of the time it is just fine), I'd rather just stop hiring. 
 

Usually an initial message from me might go something like this. "Hi - my name's XXX, I'm XX years old, and I really like your ad. I'm wondering what your rates may be, and hope to set up some time to meet you. I see that you're into XXX, which is great, because I'm really into that. Hope to talk to you."
If a message like that is a turn-off (and it seems that most of the time it is just fine), I'd rather just stop hiring. 
 

Usually an initial message from me might go something like this. "Hi - my name's XXX, I'm XX years old, and I really like your ad. I'm wondering what your rates may be, and hope to set up some time to meet you. I see that you're into XXX, which is great, because I'm really into that. Hope to talk to you."
If a message like that is a turn-off (and it seems that most of the time it is just fine), I'd rather just stop hiring. 
 

Now there's a universal life question if I've ever heard one...

Being direct is one thing, seeming curt is another. 
The difference between a direct but personable "Hey, thanks for the message - my rate is $200, and I'd be glad to meet you when I get to Boston" and a merely curt "200" is a big one. I treat my clients in my line of work with at very least that much respect, and I don't have all day to type either. Somehow, Kevin, I very much doubt that you simply bark a figure at a prospective client without saying anything else. 

"Look," used to start a sentence. I'm hearing more and more of this on TV when commentators are interviewed, the answer to every question starts with "Look." (Biden does it too.)

Being direct is one thing, seeming curt is another. 
The difference between a direct but personable "Hey, thanks for the message - my rate is $200, and I'd be glad to meet you when I get to Boston" and a merely curt "200" is a big one. I treat my clients in my line of work with at very least that much respect, and I don't have all day to type either. Somehow, Kevin, I very much doubt that you simply bark a figure at a prospective client without saying anything else. 

One thing I always value in an escort profile is a decently written description that gives me a possible insight into the guy's personality as well as his attributes. And if a guy takes the time to sound human and friendly in his ad, I'm always hopeful that our initial online banter will feel the same - and often it does. 
So - I saw an ad on RM that I liked - nice ad text, as well as interests that drew me in and pics that I liked. I also was able to find out his true identity, and he seems like a really interesting guy. 
I sent him a message on RM, with a friendly introduction in turn, and asking about his rates. When he replied back, it was nothing but a 3-digit number representing his fee. No "hi there" or anything else in response. Just the number. 
I wrote back again, mentioning something else in his ad that gave us a real-life interest in common, and also described a scenario I was interested in exploring with him. His response this morning - "Ok. Sounds do able." [sic]. That's it. 
He sounds like a bot. I'm not necessarily asking for a love letter in his reply, but something even slightly friendlier would have been nice. To quote Cy Coleman, "I can't make love to a shadow," and I feel like I don't want to wait to meet him for his humanity to appear. The monosyllabic thing just turns me off. So I don't think I'm going to pursue meeting him after all, if he can't even take a second to say a friendly hello. I wouldn't want to hire him only to find out that he's a washout in person too.
Has anyone else had similar experiences - where you would have expected a guy to be a bit more gregarious based on his ad text, and yet he just can't communicate at all? 

Being direct is one thing, seeming curt is another. 
The difference between a direct but personable "Hey, thanks for the message - my rate is $200, and I'd be glad to meet you when I get to Boston" and a merely curt "200" is a big one. I treat my clients in my line of work with at very least that much respect, and I don't have all day to type either. Somehow, Kevin, I very much doubt that you simply bark a figure at a prospective client without saying anything else. 

Being direct is one thing, seeming curt is another. 
The difference between a direct but personable "Hey, thanks for the message - my rate is $200, and I'd be glad to meet you when I get to Boston" and a merely curt "200" is a big one. I treat my clients in my line of work with at very least that much respect, and I don't have all day to type either. Somehow, Kevin, I very much doubt that you simply bark a figure at a prospective client without saying anything else. 

Being direct is one thing, seeming curt is another. 
The difference between a direct but personable "Hey, thanks for the message - my rate is $200, and I'd be glad to meet you when I get to Boston" and a merely curt "200" is a big one. I treat my clients in my line of work with at very least that much respect, and I don't have all day to type either. Somehow, Kevin, I very much doubt that you simply bark a figure at a prospective client without saying anything else. 

In most cases I have only hired escorts based on fairly extensive exchanges via email or texts. The few where I settled for brief text interaction I usually regretted.

Damn! I need a guy who kisses just like that. Meaning just like the gif - doing it over and over and over...

Sometimes it's the voices. Like that horrid scratchy-voiced Rachael Ray and her dumb-sounding "Nutrish" dog food.
 
Or that scratchy-voiced woman (or young girl? can't tell) who does the voice-overs for Panera Bread.
 
Or, any commercial where they think it's cute to get ordinary, tone-deaf folks to try to sing. (Subaru was a huge offender of that over Christmas with all those idiots trying to squeak out a few bars of "Put A Little Love In Your Heart.")
 
Speaking of Subaru - what the hell is their whole "love" thing all about? ("Love is what makes a Subaru a Subaru" and all that nonsense)
 
Recurring characters - is anyone sick of Flo and her twinky idiot sidekick Jamie? (And the fact that they've all but abandoned the actual product - Progressive Insurance - in favor of stupid ads about stupid Jamie...)

Back then? Couldn't have been that long ago...

I immediately started to think of this: