Aardvark
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Aardvark reacted to + Italiano in I FUCKING HATE RM Staff
Now we want to know who that outstanding masseur is...
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Aardvark got a reaction from domonkasshu160 in Worst Ever Massage
There was a guy I went to a few times that would pretty much chug a gallon of water during the massage. He would inevitably have to pee in the middle of the massage, and do so like a racehorse, loudly and with the door open. I realized eventually that he must have some sort of fetish about people hearing him piss. On the other hand, he was really cheap and offered a nice pre-massage body scrub so... I guess the jokes on me because I went back 4 or 5 times.
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Aardvark got a reaction from + nycman in Worst Ever Massage
There was a guy I went to a few times that would pretty much chug a gallon of water during the massage. He would inevitably have to pee in the middle of the massage, and do so like a racehorse, loudly and with the door open. I realized eventually that he must have some sort of fetish about people hearing him piss. On the other hand, he was really cheap and offered a nice pre-massage body scrub so... I guess the jokes on me because I went back 4 or 5 times.
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Aardvark got a reaction from m4same in Worst Ever Massage
There was a guy I went to a few times that would pretty much chug a gallon of water during the massage. He would inevitably have to pee in the middle of the massage, and do so like a racehorse, loudly and with the door open. I realized eventually that he must have some sort of fetish about people hearing him piss. On the other hand, he was really cheap and offered a nice pre-massage body scrub so... I guess the jokes on me because I went back 4 or 5 times.
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Aardvark got a reaction from Scott Dixon in Spa Tips
In a truly legit spa, I find pointing my cock downwards between my legs feels a little aggressive. If I'm not already hard when I flip onto my back, I position my dick to the left or right over my thigh, so that it doesn't look obvious but the masseur will have to deal with it (or not deal with it) when draping for legwork. I also leave my hands at the side of the table so that they can brush themselves against it if they are trying to test the waters.
That said, most masseurs at legit places aren't going to risk their livelihood on jerking off some new client they just met. Even if the guy is willing, it might take several visits to establish a rapport.
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Aardvark got a reaction from paulvanl in Spa Tips
In a truly legit spa, I find pointing my cock downwards between my legs feels a little aggressive. If I'm not already hard when I flip onto my back, I position my dick to the left or right over my thigh, so that it doesn't look obvious but the masseur will have to deal with it (or not deal with it) when draping for legwork. I also leave my hands at the side of the table so that they can brush themselves against it if they are trying to test the waters.
That said, most masseurs at legit places aren't going to risk their livelihood on jerking off some new client they just met. Even if the guy is willing, it might take several visits to establish a rapport.
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Aardvark got a reaction from + ButchAtl in Spa Tips
In a truly legit spa, I find pointing my cock downwards between my legs feels a little aggressive. If I'm not already hard when I flip onto my back, I position my dick to the left or right over my thigh, so that it doesn't look obvious but the masseur will have to deal with it (or not deal with it) when draping for legwork. I also leave my hands at the side of the table so that they can brush themselves against it if they are trying to test the waters.
That said, most masseurs at legit places aren't going to risk their livelihood on jerking off some new client they just met. Even if the guy is willing, it might take several visits to establish a rapport.
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Aardvark got a reaction from jeezifonly in Spa Tips
In a truly legit spa, I find pointing my cock downwards between my legs feels a little aggressive. If I'm not already hard when I flip onto my back, I position my dick to the left or right over my thigh, so that it doesn't look obvious but the masseur will have to deal with it (or not deal with it) when draping for legwork. I also leave my hands at the side of the table so that they can brush themselves against it if they are trying to test the waters.
That said, most masseurs at legit places aren't going to risk their livelihood on jerking off some new client they just met. Even if the guy is willing, it might take several visits to establish a rapport.
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Aardvark got a reaction from + Vegas_Millennial in Spa Tips
In a truly legit spa, I find pointing my cock downwards between my legs feels a little aggressive. If I'm not already hard when I flip onto my back, I position my dick to the left or right over my thigh, so that it doesn't look obvious but the masseur will have to deal with it (or not deal with it) when draping for legwork. I also leave my hands at the side of the table so that they can brush themselves against it if they are trying to test the waters.
That said, most masseurs at legit places aren't going to risk their livelihood on jerking off some new client they just met. Even if the guy is willing, it might take several visits to establish a rapport.
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Aardvark got a reaction from + Pensant in SIGNS OF BROKE CLIENTS
Yeah seriously, always pay in cash, for so many reasons.
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Aardvark got a reaction from NJ_hiker in Taye visiting Boston
This guy had a very standoffish demeanor. Unpleasant experience.
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Aardvark got a reaction from + Reisr30 in SIGNS OF BROKE CLIENTS
Yeah seriously, always pay in cash, for so many reasons.
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Aardvark got a reaction from BillyMan in Recommendations for Fort Lauderdale/Palm Beach FL
Green jade spa (feel good massage on your list) in Wilton Manors has a great deal on half hour table shower and hour massage if you go before 1. I think there are two therapists there but I don't know the other one's name. Recommended.
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Aardvark got a reaction from BillyMan in Feedback on Palm Beach FL masseurs
Philip's prices indicate a legit massage to me. Back when MF had different sections, I think he was only listed in therapeutic.
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Aardvark got a reaction from Moe in Any input on RevitalizeUrCore (Brian) in Chicago?
Not only did his pic never change but he never seemed to get any reviews, which is odd for someone on MF that long. Always scared me away.
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Aardvark reacted to + azdr0710 in What people really think of Montreal's Gay Village - it's NOT pretty
What a difference a month makes....31 little days...
(with apologies to the original songwriter)
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Aardvark got a reaction from + 7829V in Orlando from Austin visiting Detroit
Anyone know anything about him?
https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/32105/
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Aardvark got a reaction from + HornyRetiree in Meridian Spa Weho
You can get a handjob at a Starbucks? I need to visit LA!
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Aardvark got a reaction from IntuitiveTactile in Wierd Massage Session
You shouldn't at all feel bad about telling the masseur there's something you're not into, and it shouldn't kill the mood. There are nice ways to say it, like "no thanks, let's stick to the massage first", or as I've had to say a few times, "no thanks, just hands is great" if an unwanted mouth is provided.
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Aardvark got a reaction from + SK in SD in Wierd Massage Session
You shouldn't at all feel bad about telling the masseur there's something you're not into, and it shouldn't kill the mood. There are nice ways to say it, like "no thanks, let's stick to the massage first", or as I've had to say a few times, "no thanks, just hands is great" if an unwanted mouth is provided.