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    + lookingforfunny reacted to + Eric Hassan in I may have seen the worst retro porn ever   
    I remember that scene. He was barely hard, and the look on his face was just this side of "I'm thoroughly disgusted." He did a few oral/JO scenes but even in those, you could tell he was not really mentally present nor was he enjoying himself. His performance in straight porn is almost as lackluster. He seems to be relatively disconnected to what he's doing and often is staring off into space. I assume he's dreaming of me.
     

     
    Yes, he was! He seems like he's a pretty cool guy. I follow him on twitter and have seen his broadcasts on periscope - he seems easy-going and joyful, though I don't think he focuses on his arms enough. That could just be me, though.
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    + lookingforfunny got a reaction from + Avalon in Hiring from out-of-state   
    Safest bet if you travel to their [insert name(s)] city and treat yourself to a getaway. If they no show, you still have options. In the end, you deserve to get away and check out a new market. I am beginning to like the idea of booking a few hours "tonight" and a few hours "tomorrow." Eliminates wasted babysitting time. You also get to feel out "tonight" and keep or cancel "tomorrow" as a result.
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    + lookingforfunny got a reaction from + Eric Hassan in I may have seen the worst retro porn ever   
    Chris Strokes let me down for not actually topping . That one movie (foggy memory), where the twink rode him cowboy was lame. He was partially erect and it was not the best directing or shoot. Definitely should have been a verbal scene. Aside from that, I thoroughly enjoy watching him in straight porn.
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    + lookingforfunny got a reaction from + TylerandAce in Hiring from out-of-state   
    Safest bet if you travel to their [insert name(s)] city and treat yourself to a getaway. If they no show, you still have options. In the end, you deserve to get away and check out a new market. I am beginning to like the idea of booking a few hours "tonight" and a few hours "tomorrow." Eliminates wasted babysitting time. You also get to feel out "tonight" and keep or cancel "tomorrow" as a result.
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    + lookingforfunny got a reaction from Stormy in The Beef in Back   
    Just like kiwi fruit.
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    + lookingforfunny got a reaction from + TylerandAce in Hiring from out-of-state   
    They seem like really amazing guys @TylerandAce
    I would take the plunge and have fun with them.
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    + lookingforfunny reacted to wklucas in The Ex BFE   
    you're assuming that I am / I was a much older gentleman.....gentleman - yes, generally I am....(that much) older - wrong assumption.....anyway, I also think you're wrong about saying that everyone knows the score when seeing older/younger couples together.....especially in Las Vegas where there are no safe assumptions.....sometimes maybe good guesses but even a good guess is way different from an assumption......(looks & actual age aside, I maintain the mindset of a 22 year old & am enjoying that fact - it fits my own personal-choice lifestyle).
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    + lookingforfunny got a reaction from + HornyRetiree in HOW TO SHAVE YOUR JUNK!   
    AMEN daddy.
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    + lookingforfunny got a reaction from + Just Sayin in Can You Drive A Manual / Stick Shift Vehicle?   
    I remember when BMW launched this great program in New York: BMW On Demand. For those who did not want to purchase a BMW, but wanted to take them out for a long or short drive or ride you could do it on demand. They are so much fun because they give you feedback. You can feel it. When you are holding the wheel with the left and the stick with the right, you are connected.
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    + lookingforfunny got a reaction from + Just Sayin in Can You Drive A Manual / Stick Shift Vehicle?   
    6 speed. I love driving a manual. It is fun to zip around town and it makes driving any class of auto more fun. Guys who drive sticks have more fun!
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    + lookingforfunny reacted to jjkrkwood in How Many Packs Dude ???   
    COCKadile Dundee
     
    http://78.media.tumblr.com/a03de95fa7402ae5f7774e1fa4019416/tumblr_oztn83JOVP1s1di4zo1_1280.jpg
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    + lookingforfunny reacted to jjkrkwood in The Beef in Back   
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    + lookingforfunny got a reaction from Dirtyolman in The Beef in Back   
    Just like kiwi fruit.
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    + lookingforfunny reacted to MikeSinz in Can You Drive A Manual / Stick Shift Vehicle?   
    always a Stick
    Rentmen https://rentmen.com/MikeSinz/reviews/... http://www.daddysreviews.com/venue/usa/florida
    https://m.adam4adam.com/?p=MikeSinz.
    https://rentmasseur.com/Intosinz
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    + lookingforfunny reacted to kaboom35 in TJ King in NY   
    Well that’s disappointing
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    + lookingforfunny reacted to Stormy in So sick of seeing bad tattoos   
    I became tatted this year at the age of 54. I knew exactly what I wanted and searched for an artist with experience in realism. For the most part I've received compliments. I like tattoos that are well done and convey a personal meaning.
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    + lookingforfunny reacted to Juan Vancouver in To lube or not to lube   
    When it comes to anal sex there is not such thing as too prepared. Either you are ready or you are not.
     
    A lot of people don't know this but if you douche often enough you will learn this the painful way. Douching deeply to the point in which you are confident to be able to bottom for a big dick or a long time will dry out your insides. All the normal anal mucous will be washed out by the water leaving it dry, tight and hard to access. With a dry ass every penetration will be painful and dangerous. This is why it is VERY important that once you finish your douche, when you are relatively certain you are done, grab a big dollop of lube and with your own fingers gently lube yourself up. All the way in!
     
    Word of caution, if you are using silicone lube your ass will reject the lube after 15 or 20 minutes and when you go to the bathroom it will look as if cum is coming out. If it looks clean, then your douche is ready and your ass is soft and replenished.
     
    Then, the very moment before anal insertion it is very important that you lube yourself profusely. Try one finger, then two, after which you will know you are ready for your top to enter you.
     
    Your ass is in your control. You have to make sure you are ready and open. Do not leave this responsibility in anyone's hands because nobody will have the care and love that you yourself will.
     
    Of course a good escort will do his very best to ensure that you are ready, but a bad escort and a hook up won't. Asses will be ripped, dreams will be broken, tears will be shed.
     
    You are in control. Make sure you are ready.
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    + lookingforfunny reacted to Steven_Draker in To lube or not to lube   
    Instead of using fingers, a much better result can be obtained by using a lube shooter (a lubricant syringe)
     
    http://img.dooyoo.co.uk/GB_EN/orig/0/8/1/8/6/818688.jpg
     
    Any self-respecting bottom pig should own one of these ...
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    + lookingforfunny reacted to Capitano in Irish Rugby Sport NYC   
    Why would someone who was in porn be hiding his face in his masseur ad?
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    + lookingforfunny got a reaction from Ludo in MisterMike is first in line to eat Victor Powers' ass.   
    We are totally going to worship that honey bun. Glaze it!
    @freecahill1965
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    + lookingforfunny reacted to ChrisWydeman in Cleaning up down there   
    So here are some tricks that I have developed for bottoming and if your feint of heart stop reading now.
     
    1. Three serving sizes of metamucil before bed will keep your clean outs down to 15 minutes or less.
     
    2. Don't use too much water or you may dislodge something. Less is more.
     
    3. Using a toy to clean out is VERY helpful. I thickly coat mine with J lube in the shower and insert all 16 inches of it. Ride it for a few minutes and if its clean your probably good to go.
     
    4. After I am done cleaning out I use Hebicleanse which is fantastic for getting rid of any unpleasant smells.
     
    5. If your not bottoming on a regular basis and you want some extra insurance take two imodium an hour before you clean out.
     
    6. If you don't know how to clean out ask your escort or if you need to use their facilities do so. Any escort worth their weight should have a shower shot in their apartment if not for their clients than themselves.
     
    Folks bottoming is WORK. You have to put the effort in or your playdate may go very badly. Find out what YOU can eat that digests well and eat that one day before your play date. If you have greasy food the day before your shooting yourself in the foot. If you are not willing to put the work into clean out please spare conventional escorts an find one that flags brown so fun can be had for all parties.
     
    A friend of mine said, "when you play with pigs sometimes you get a little muddy". Shit happens but YOU can do your part as a bottom to make sure that doesn't happen. If anyone has any questions please PM
     
    Chris
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    + lookingforfunny reacted to + Keith30309 in Hiring from....   
    I've not met anyone new via the site however I did avoid hiring someone I otherwise would have. There's a RM guy I'd made some future, general plans with - no specific date but I intended to meet him soon. His profile popped up on RB and the pics were pretty different from those on RM - they showed someone a good bit older and looking pretty ragged.
     
     
    I'm sure that the site design will evolve but a couple of quick observations of things to consider: 1) some ability to search based on keywords, attributes, etc., would be helpful, 2) some sorting functionality, 3) the profile information screen could perhaps be redone to condense the information into a single, readable page that is more dense, 4) the information beneath the rates seems a little non-uniform and I'm not quite sure what is supposed to be here (take a look at Sleepyboy.com and the way every possible question has a yes/no/other sort of answer that makes it easy to fully comprehend, and, 5) the location display screen could likewise be made more dense so you don't have to scroll thru so many - there's LOTS of screen room with the 3-across format and allot of helpful information could be included here to make it less laborious to peruse profiles.
     
    Most importantly to me is some transparency around what the whole "approved by admin" thing means:


    <name> is not just a tall muscular handsome stud with great stamina, he is a hard working young man who takes seriously everything he does. If there would be a contest between professional rentboys, <name> would get a Grand Prix. And he is so generous giving his professionalism to renters... His rate is very competitive for <city> area!
    From the FAQ: "The only reviews will be comments from the site's representatives who will meet you in person or see you by Skype upon YOUR requests... Special verification signs and good comments from the Admin in your profile will increase your business " and " "Star" means participating in "Most active" section, a guy who wants more visibility and who usually has more availability to meet up. "Crown" means "Gold profile", the guys who we value the most, they are usually exclusively represented by us or give special rates for Rentboy.pro users."
     
    This is wholly subjective and, being the cynical type, it makes me wonder if this "approval" is purchased, or at least reliable. If they want to convey a sense of transparent impartiality then a uniform set of objective questions would be better: Does he look like his pictures? Are his stats accurate? Were the logistics of start/finish time and place followed thru upon? The sorts of things which two different people would always agree upon. Also, what will be done with the client experiential feedback?
     
     
    I'd really love to see this site succeed. RM is almost a monopoly and that's no good for anyone so this is intended to be wholly constructive.
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    + lookingforfunny reacted to Rudynate in Euro Cut?   
    If he has some internalized racism, I think it's his business.
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    + lookingforfunny reacted to + g56whiz in Euro Cut?   
    So do we in the US except we commonly refer to it as racism.
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    + lookingforfunny reacted to Walker1 in HOW TO SHAVE YOUR JUNK!   
    Too lazy, plus now I hire exclusively-so not shaving!
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