I may have seen the worst retro porn ever

[Smurof]

He passed away several years ago, but a fine specimen of hunky-ness was Dan Steele, with his muscle bod, lightly hairy chest, and pronounced thong tan line.

 

He catered to the non-straight crowd toward the end of his video career, with masturbation and muscle worship videos galore, but I ran across a straight film of his in the early days that was downright embarrassing.

 

"Long Dan Silver", in which a fake overly grotesque cock is utilized by him in his scenes. Considering his real member is larger than average, much thicker than most, with a giant cut head, this made zero sense.

 

I've read that Joey Stefano's one and only "crossover" movie was rather horrid, but I've never see that one.

[rvwnsd]

...I ran across a straight film of his in the early days that was downright embarrassing.

 

"Long Dan Silver", in which a fake overly grotesque cock is utilized by him in his scenes. Considering his real member is larger than average, much thicker than most, with a giant cut head, this made zero sense.....

I suppose a fake dick cuts down on the probability of transmitting STIs, so there's that.

[+ Avalon]

This mentions bisexual films that Joey Stefano did

 

http://www.justusboys.com/forum/threads/429092-Help-needed-for-Joey-Stefano-bi-porn

[TruthBTold]

I find any cross-over film to be embarrassing. For example, anything done by T.J. Cummings. I mean he's fucking women for god's sake. He should be being fucked by men.

[+ Eric Hassan]

I find any cross-over film to be embarrassing. For example, anything done by T.J. Cummings. I mean he's fucking women for god's sake. He should be being fucked by men.

 

I've loved TJ since he was doing gay porn. I watch straight porn 99% of the time and seeing him in straight porn sometimes is a little odd because he does seem to have the "look" for gay porn in the late 90s/early 00s but mostly I just think he's hot so I don't care who he's fucking. Him, Johnny Castle, Chris Strokes, Danny D, Chad White - all these guys did some form of gay porn before they did straight porn. I think I similarly about Johnny Castle as you do with TJ - though I don't look at him and think he should be having sex with men, it's just weird seeing him with women.

Edited November 20, 2017 by Eric Hassan

[TruthBTold]

I've loved TJ since he was doing gay porn. I watch straight porn 99% of the time and seeing him in straight porn sometimes is a little odd because he does seem to have the "look" for straight porn in the late 90s/early 00s but mostly I just think he's hot so I don't care who he's fucking. Him, Johnny Castle, Chris Strokes, Danny D, Chad White - all these guys did some form of gay porn before they did straight porn. I think I similarly about Johnny Castle as you do with TJ - though I don't look at him and think he should be having sex with men, it's just weird seeing him with women.

 

Well, besides having one of the most incredible bodies around (especially his ass, which should be fucked) when I see him fucking women his demeanor and voice always make me wince and think "Why the fuck isn't that a man? One can only believe that you are imagining it is."

[+ lookingforfunny]

I've loved TJ since he was doing gay porn. I watch straight porn 99% of the time and seeing him in straight porn sometimes is a little odd because he does seem to have the "look" for gay porn in the late 90s/early 00s but mostly I just think he's hot so I don't care who he's fucking. Him, Johnny Castle, Chris Strokes, Danny D, Chad White - all these guys did some form of gay porn before they did straight porn. I think I similarly about Johnny Castle as you do with TJ - though I don't look at him and think he should be having sex with men, it's just weird seeing him with women.

Chris Strokes let me down for not actually topping . That one movie (foggy memory), where the twink rode him cowboy was lame. He was partially erect and it was not the best directing or shoot. Definitely should have been a verbal scene. Aside from that, I thoroughly enjoy watching him in straight porn.

[Nvr2Thick]

I've loved TJ since he was doing gay porn. I watch straight porn 99% of the time and seeing him in straight porn sometimes is a little odd because he does seem to have the "look" for gay porn in the late 90s/early 00s but mostly I just think he's hot so I don't care who he's fucking. Him, Johnny Castle, Chris Strokes, Danny D, Chad White - all these guys did some form of gay porn before they did straight porn. I think I similarly about Johnny Castle as you do with TJ - though I don't look at him and think he should be having sex with men, it's just weird seeing him with women.

 

Chad White's gay-for-pay scenes were so much fun and he was so cute! His response and his attitude toward it was perfect. It's so hot to follow him and see the man he has grown up to be, and to wonder if he still could be had -- discreetly.

[+ Topseed]

TJ Cummings has an ass made to be fucked. Damn.

[+ Eric Hassan]

Chris Strokes let me down for not actually topping . That one movie (foggy memory), where the twink rode him cowboy was lame. He was partially erect and it was not the best directing or shoot. Definitely should have been a verbal scene. Aside from that, I thoroughly enjoy watching him in straight porn.

 

I remember that scene. He was barely hard, and the look on his face was just this side of "I'm thoroughly disgusted." He did a few oral/JO scenes but even in those, you could tell he was not really mentally present nor was he enjoying himself. His performance in straight porn is almost as lackluster. He seems to be relatively disconnected to what he's doing and often is staring off into space. I assume he's dreaming of me.

 

Chad White's gay-for-pay scenes were so much fun and he was so cute! His response and his attitude toward it was perfect. It's so hot to follow him and see the man he has grown up to be, and to wonder if he still could be had -- discreetly.

 

Yes, he was! He seems like he's a pretty cool guy. I follow him on twitter and have seen his broadcasts on periscope - he seems easy-going and joyful, though I don't think he focuses on his arms enough. That could just be me, though.

[mike carey]

I assume he's dreaming of me.

Who isn't?

[+ lookingforfunny]

I remember that scene. He was barely hard, and the look on his face was just this side of "I'm thoroughly disgusted." He did a few oral/JO scenes but even in those, you could tell he was not really mentally present nor was he enjoying himself. His performance in straight porn is almost as lackluster. He seems to be relatively disconnected to what he's doing and often is staring off into space. I assume he's dreaming of me.

 

I often dream about you @Eric Hassan !

Perhaps it is a naughty dream of a private scene of all the things between you and me.

Edited December 8, 2017 by lookingforfunny

[+ friendofsheila]

TJ Cummings has an ass made to be fucked. Damn.

 

And it happened just once, I think.

[+ friendofsheila]

but mostly I just think he's hot so I don't care who he's fucking.

 

Yeah, once his butt is in camera range, it's hard to look at anything else.