To lube or not to lube

[Buddy15]

A guy I hired recently mentioned that he prefers, if being hired by a bottom, that the client lube himself before the session. I thought that was taking the concept of being prepared to the extreme. Any comments?

[SteveEscort]

On the other foot, it's frowned upon for an escort to be pre-lubed. The guys just don't like it and some get very freaky about it (the realisation that it might be cum up there). I never pre-lube because I don't want any unnecessary worry and plus not every guy needs the same amount or lube.

[Mikegaite]

I wouldn't recommend a client do it for the aforementioned reason that applies to the escort not doing it. I don't want to think I am sloppy seconds for a client who just got topped by someone else. It also comes across as extreme clock-watching, making too much of an effort to expedite the session. Additionally, it can make rimming awkward. It's nice if you remove the decorative pillows from the bed in advance, but pre-lubing is too much IMHO.

[Mark Gordon]

Perhaps he meant immediately before fucking? Otherwise, it could dry out or be ineffective. I prefer to lube or re-lube myself just before bottoming and would generally prefer my bottom do the same before topping. It is more hygienic and the bottom should have a better idea how much lube to apply and exactly how to apply it. Meanwhile, the top can be busy putting the condom on. Of course, if the bottom is not comfortable with doing it, or not dextrous enough, I'm happy to help.

[Steven_Draker]

A guy I hired recently mentioned that he prefers, if being hired by a bottom, that the client lube himself before the session. I thought that was taking the concept of being prepared to the extreme. Any comments?

 

I haven't heard of people lubing themselves before the session, but I know of clients who in preparation of the session (after douching) use a small dildo or a small butt-plug to relax the muscles of the sphincter. Either when the top is super well-endowed or when a fisting session is going to occur. Also note that silicon lube doesn't dry as quickly as water-based lubricants.

[Juan Vancouver]

When it comes to anal sex there is not such thing as too prepared. Either you are ready or you are not.

 

A lot of people don't know this but if you douche often enough you will learn this the painful way. Douching deeply to the point in which you are confident to be able to bottom for a big dick or a long time will dry out your insides. All the normal anal mucous will be washed out by the water leaving it dry, tight and hard to access. With a dry ass every penetration will be painful and dangerous. This is why it is VERY important that once you finish your douche, when you are relatively certain you are done, grab a big dollop of lube and with your own fingers gently lube yourself up. All the way in!

 

Word of caution, if you are using silicone lube your ass will reject the lube after 15 or 20 minutes and when you go to the bathroom it will look as if cum is coming out. If it looks clean, then your douche is ready and your ass is soft and replenished.

 

Then, the very moment before anal insertion it is very important that you lube yourself profusely. Try one finger, then two, after which you will know you are ready for your top to enter you.

 

Your ass is in your control. You have to make sure you are ready and open. Do not leave this responsibility in anyone's hands because nobody will have the care and love that you yourself will.

 

Of course a good escort will do his very best to ensure that you are ready, but a bad escort and a hook up won't. Asses will be ripped, dreams will be broken, tears will be shed.

 

You are in control. Make sure you are ready.

[Steven_Draker]

Instead of using fingers, a much better result can be obtained by using a lube shooter (a lubricant syringe)

 

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Any self-respecting bottom pig should own one of these ...

[Griffondog]

It's nice if you remove the decorative pillows from the bed in advance, but pre-lubing is too much IMHO.

 

Now there is some solid, practical, advice.

[Strafe13]

Asses will be ripped, dreams will be broken, tears will be shed.

 

You are in control. Make sure you are ready.

 

This is the funniest, and probably most profound line of the year! Love it, Juan!

[rvwnsd]

A guy I hired recently mentioned that he prefers, if being hired by a bottom, that the client lube himself before the session. I thought that was taking the concept of being prepared to the extreme. Any comments?

 

I have never encountered an escort who wanted me to lube myself before the session. On one occasion I did so because the scene was for the escort to walk in, strip, get hard, and fuck me. Didn't leave much time for him to lube me up. However, the scene was my idea, not his.

[Juan Vancouver]

Instead of using fingers, a much better result can be obtained by using a lube shooter (a lubricant syringe)

 

http://img.dooyoo.co.uk/GB_EN/orig/0/8/1/8/6/818688.jpg

 

Any self-respecting bottom pig should own one of these ... [/color]

 

Hey Steven,

 

I have tried those but I am a stone age kind of guy. I much prefer to use my fingers because I can use that time to feel the inside, make sure I am healthy and everything feels alright. Also, of course, using your own fingers can give you a small private moment with yourself while you connect with the pleasure of having your ass played with. =) Once that pleasure is unleashed, I find that my body opens up and feels receptive, getting ready for anything. I must confess: in more than one occasion I have gotten a bit lost in the process of getting lubed up but tops are often chomping at the bit so not much time is ever lost. =)

 

The other thing for which I much rather use fingers is because keeping the lubegun clean and pristine after each use can be somewhat of a sisyphean task... and when I am having sex, ain't nobody got time for that. Also there would have to be a lube gun per participant... For me it's much easier to wash my hands.

 

I really enjoy how you and I often come with advise that while pertinent and useful often deals with the situation from a different perspective. I keep learning from the stuff you post because it's sometimes a point of view I had never thought about.

 

Thank you. Keep it coming, stud!

[Okliehomo]

Wow. Sisyphean.

 

Fancy.

 

Didn't he push a rock up a hill?

[Juan Vancouver]

Didn't he push a rock up a hill?

 

No. He pushed a boulder into a tiny crevice.

[tyro]

Ain't nobody got time fo' dat, indeed!

Once again Juan, you gave us a candid reply that was also a good read.

T

[Steven_Draker]

Thank you for your opinion, Juan, however my post was not directed at you, but rather at all those happy power bottoms and fisting bottoms who happen to check the Board.

 

I know fingers work best to relax and lube up the sphincter, but if you're is trying to apply the lube past that second ring, the lube applicator launcher comes really handy.

 

Try it, you may surprise yourself.

 

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[+ Gar1eth]

This discussion reminds me of when I had my gallbladder taken out. The night before while at home I was to give myself a Fleet's Enema. As far as I can remember that was the 1st time I was ever going to be having an enema. I was a nervous wreck. I remember going to my bathroom, lying on the floor, and using the Fleet's. Once I did it, it wasn't so bad. But still today the thought of someone playing around my butt, lubing way up there- or even worse of trying to palpate my prostate( which usually triggers my 'chronic prostatitis' or whatever it is and causes me pelvic pain) - makes my stomach clench up- and not in a happy way.

 

Gman

[Okliehomo]

Boulder or beer can???

[BryanKnight]

It's not something to take personally. It's a preference, like you have preferences.

[samhexum]

Florida cop tells man who shot him that he'll need a lot of lube in prison

A Florida detective who was repeatedly shot by a gunman last year pulled out a tube of K-Y jelly in court to taunt his attacker after he was sentenced to life in prison Wednesday.

 

“You are going to need a lot of this,” the cop, who wasn’t named, told a smug-looking Kevin Rojas, 21, in court, according to The Florida Times-Union.

 

The Army veteran also called Rojas a “coward” and said the incident changed his life.

 

“I will take those bullets instead of a fellow officer and an innocent bystander,” he said. “When I brought the fight back to you, you ran like a coward.”

 

Rojas, who was 19 at the time, was driving erratically when the cop stopped him during a traffic stop on March 9, 2016. The officer was on his way to drop his teenage son off at school, WJXT-TV reported.

 

Rojas opened fire through the cop’s window, striking him in the head and abdomen. The son wasn’t injured, and the detective managed to shoot Rojas before he fled the scene, according to the station.

 

Police later arrested Rojas after he stole a truck.

 

In October, a jury convicted Rojas of first-degree murder, attempted manslaughter, two counts of aggravated assault and other charges.

 

His family attended his sentencing and left the courtroom in tears.

 

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[LADoug1]

Wow. Sisyphean.

 

Fancy.

 

Didn't he push a rock up a hill?

 

Had to look it up. Another good one Juan.