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    + HornyRetiree reacted to FrequentMassageGetter in Massage recommendations Los Angeles   
    All Masseurs below do nude, mutual touch and release. Just text to confirm that's what you want when booking
     
    Parker - My fav
    https://www.massagem4m.com/ca/van-nuys/16176/
     
    Jack - Awesome
    https://www.masseurfinder.com/members/gaybodytherapy2.shtml
     
    Ben - Huge equipment
    https://www.masseurfinder.com/members/bencanada.shtml
     
    Clark - Up for anything and a great massage
    https://www.masseurfinder.com/members/clark_massage.shtml
     
    Anthony - very sexy
    https://www.masseurfinder.com/members/hollywoodhealer.shtml
     
    Mathew- 5 stars
    https://www.masseurfinder.com/members/kittikawin.shtml
     
    Andy - He's got a BS in Physical Therapy
    https://www.massagem4m.com/ca/hollywood/16507/
     
    Mathew aka Den - Fantastic
    https://www.massagem4m.com/ca/hollywood/15841/
     
    Dax - not available all the time but his ad is up again
    https://www.massagem4m.com/ca/los-angeles/16757/
     
    Rome - Great massage. Cute tiny body
    https://www.massagem4m.com/ca/inglewood/12490/
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to Ritchie21 in Grant LA - Fail   
    Asian here, I kind of want to hire him, but still concern about what people said about his 'Asian' attitude, can you pm more details? xx
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to mike carey in Friday Funnies   
    To Do List:
     
    1. Buy 4 Pigs
    2. Paint numbers 1, 2, 3 & 5 on their backs
    3. Release them at the mall
    4. Sit back & watch Security search for No. 4.
     
    Source
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to mike carey in Friday Funnies   
    To Do List:
     
    1. Buy 4 Pigs
    2. Paint numbers 1, 2, 3 & 5 on their backs
    3. Release them at the mall
    4. Sit back & watch Security search for No. 4.
     
    Source
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to + Gar1eth in Friday Funnies   
    http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/cavivcwf69k58fd/File%20Apr%2022%2C%203%2024%2057%20PM.jpeg?dl=0
     
    Gman
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to Rudynate in Lube   
    I had a really nice butter keeper that I got at Williams Sonoma some time ago. It was porcelain and it was very heavy and had a heavy cover also. It kept the butter a little lower than room temperature so that it stayed a little bit firm and didn't get rancid. Alas, it got broken.
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    + HornyRetiree got a reaction from + oldNbusted in Lube   
    I always keep a stick of butter out and at room temp! Good to know it has spontaneous uses:)
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    + HornyRetiree got a reaction from Mydavid in Lube   
    I always keep a stick of butter out and at room temp! Good to know it has spontaneous uses:)
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to Meo in Lube   
    I would think there's a chance it could go rancid, but I am tempted to start doing this too. I cook just often enough never to remember to soften the butter!
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to + oldNbusted in Lube   
    I've learned to love to cook later in life, so I have to ask, did they give a reason?
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to MikeBiDude in Lube   
    Some fellow home chefs chastise for keeping my butter at room temperature. The one time I "needed" to complete a last minute romantic couch play - I was glad it was there at room temp ready to go!!
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to liubit in Lube   
    To jack off, I've used cooking oil, body lotion, hand cream.....whatever comes in handy. I have not been as adventurous when fucking has been involved
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to + oldNbusted in Lube   
    Head & Shoulders. No, it was not my idea and he realized it was a bad idea about .5 seconds after insertion, what can I say, we were 17.
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to sincitymix in Lube   
    hair conditioner
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to rvwnsd in Lube   
    I've used olive oil.
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to Rudynate in Lube   
    I've used butter.
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to + nycman in Lube   
    Mayonnaise
     
    It was a picnic...we were desperate...and bad planners!
     
    Seriously....we were on a picnic....how is that NOT going to end in fucking?
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to + OliverSaks in 411 Reese ASAP   
    Per RM, nov 2016:
     
    "He's a hot guy but the pics are not him. I understand discretion but he could post his real photos with face and tats blurred."
     
    First time seeing RM from outside of US!
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to coriolis888 in 411 Reese ASAP   
    Although rentmen reviews are generally not reliable, some of the rentmen reviews can cause a prospective client concern about hiring the escort. In that regard, the escort that you asked about has 15 reviews on rentmen. Three of those 15 reviews say the escort's photos do not match him. One review expands on the photos not matching by saying the "photos are heavily edited", You might want to take those negative comments into consideration before finalizing hiring of this escort.
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to + Keith30309 in 411: Drop-dead gorgeous TylerV in Atlanta   
    New profile - https://rentmen.com/GavinV
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to Greg Temple in 411: Drop-dead gorgeous TylerV in Atlanta   
    Ok so I met with him. He is every bit as cute as his picture. Tall thin beautiful. He is new and learning. Very comfortable in Sex. He was not much of a kisser. Clearly not his thing but he cuddled a long time. He is more assertive than passive but he bottomed well. Very nice thick cock. I enjoyed my first time with him. Think warming up with him on personal level will make it more fun next time. he is absolutrly gorgeous!!
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to + Keith30309 in 411: Drop-dead gorgeous TylerV in Atlanta   
    Very much a babe!
    I'm keeping an eye on him... his profile says he's been active since June 7 yet only appeared in Atlanta within the last couple of weeks. There's a pattern of new guys popping up for a few weeks then disappearing; I'm not sure what's going on with them but hypothesize that they start escorting and decide it's not their thing.
     
    I'm hesitant to hire someone until they have some time under their belt and, preferably, word of client experience. Hiring someone who really doesn't want to be there is a pretty unpleasant experience.
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to Dmitri in Massage Exchanges?   
    A few thoughts, @Kody S :
     
    1) You sound like a really sweet guy who is genuinely wanting to just practice their massage skills on a masseur. Most gay masseurs that provide services are into the massage....but also into the erotic part with HE, etc. And as we all know this is a looks based gay massage business. So asking a gay masseur if you can massage them will probably sound like you are hitting on them in a lecherous way, no matter how sincere you explain to them about just wanting to hone your massage skills. I am sure they get clients all the time wanting to massage them, with sexual intentions. Even if you pay them for their time, there may be some sexual tension, and most will probably refuse. With that being said, it does not hurt to ask...the worst they can say is no.
     
    2) Mu suggestion is to Google "gay massage exchange websites". See what is out there. I am sure there are a few sites that offer what you are looking for. (for free) Another idea is to post an ad on Craigslist under "Men Seeking Men" and explain in your ad just what you said in your post....you want to exchange massages to hone your skills, where you can hook up with someone else who is in the same situation as you are. ( also free)
     
    Good luck and maybe you will become a full time masseur...let us know how it goes!
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