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    + HornyRetiree reacted to Islesguy in How to be middle-class client?   
    I had a hire once tell me I didn't have to tip him when I did. I jokingly asked if he would rather me take the money back. ?
    Normally I never tip except occasionally I'll bring a sweet treat after asking if the guy has any food restrictions, but I booked an hour with him and we spent 4 together and he didn't ask for any additional funds.
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to Smurof in Client Etiquette - Do’s & Don’ts on Booking / Meeting   
    If you really still want to see him, start over and use a different e-mail address, and different first name. This is from experience, although I never divulged to the guy I am a reformed reject of his.
     
    P.S. follow the other advice given to you. Keep it direct, non-explicit, and as question free as possible. Enjoy!
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to + OliverSaks in Client Etiquette - Do’s & Don’ts on Booking / Meeting   
    Don’t ask for things that are illegal, sex or specific sex acts for money. Quickest way to shut a conversation down.
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    + HornyRetiree got a reaction from + BenjaminNicholas in Condom Fit   
    SO MUCH TRUTH in this post! Thank you! Sadly perfectly regular/average erections are labeled small and men with beautiful cocks feel embarrassed and inadequate.
     
    This will bring my nay-sayers back out! But in my 71 years I have seen TENS of Thousands of erect cocks - Yes, sorry Nay-sayers - up into my mid 50's I came 5-7 times today and the majority of those loads were swallowed by a horny cock lover.
     
    I am average - might have hit 6"in my younger years when so aroused it felt like mu cock would explode - always a nice 5.75" and age has me nearer 5.5" now -- little thicker than average and a nice head. I have been rejected by size queens only three times over the years.
     
    Of all those thousands of cocks - some were slightly larger than mine -- many, many smaller and some of the hottest sex I ever had was with a young man who when rock hard was 3" and as thick as a finger - we played six times before he moved.
     
    As for the BIG ones - one was, and I do not exaggerate the size of a beer can in all dimensions with a mushroom head - what the fuck do you do with that except what it cum as the owner jerks?? No wonder I was the one fucking his husband!
     
    The other was a sweet, tall, very slender guy who revealed a very average flaccid uncut cock (2.5-3" at most) and then it grew and grew and grew! The second of the three times we played, *I* measured it and it was indeed 10" measured correctly! Only problem is that he didn't get rock hard until he went over the edge and was ready to cum. I like the cocks I play with to get ROCK HARD long before they cum.
     
    Anyway - Porn finds the larger ones and camera angles make regular cocks look larger. You have what you have - Enjoy it!!
     
    Now for all the nay-saying, doubting Thomases to come out and call me a liar:) I understand their jealously at a Bear who has had a phenomenal and very active sex life -- have slowed now to 1x daily and still find plenty of cock lovers who enjoy blowing me.
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    + HornyRetiree got a reaction from liubit in Condom Fit   
    SO MUCH TRUTH in this post! Thank you! Sadly perfectly regular/average erections are labeled small and men with beautiful cocks feel embarrassed and inadequate.
     
    This will bring my nay-sayers back out! But in my 71 years I have seen TENS of Thousands of erect cocks - Yes, sorry Nay-sayers - up into my mid 50's I came 5-7 times today and the majority of those loads were swallowed by a horny cock lover.
     
    I am average - might have hit 6"in my younger years when so aroused it felt like mu cock would explode - always a nice 5.75" and age has me nearer 5.5" now -- little thicker than average and a nice head. I have been rejected by size queens only three times over the years.
     
    Of all those thousands of cocks - some were slightly larger than mine -- many, many smaller and some of the hottest sex I ever had was with a young man who when rock hard was 3" and as thick as a finger - we played six times before he moved.
     
    As for the BIG ones - one was, and I do not exaggerate the size of a beer can in all dimensions with a mushroom head - what the fuck do you do with that except what it cum as the owner jerks?? No wonder I was the one fucking his husband!
     
    The other was a sweet, tall, very slender guy who revealed a very average flaccid uncut cock (2.5-3" at most) and then it grew and grew and grew! The second of the three times we played, *I* measured it and it was indeed 10" measured correctly! Only problem is that he didn't get rock hard until he went over the edge and was ready to cum. I like the cocks I play with to get ROCK HARD long before they cum.
     
    Anyway - Porn finds the larger ones and camera angles make regular cocks look larger. You have what you have - Enjoy it!!
     
    Now for all the nay-saying, doubting Thomases to come out and call me a liar:) I understand their jealously at a Bear who has had a phenomenal and very active sex life -- have slowed now to 1x daily and still find plenty of cock lovers who enjoy blowing me.
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to + Eric Hassan in how early to ask for rates/location?   
    in my frustration with text communictation, i've been someone who's bitched to my friends about one word texts, ignoring questions, etc and my friend have often reminded me of the same thing - that's SOP in the hookup/casual communication world in regards to texting and it's probably how some folx will approach hiring, hence the terse/inadequate communication
     
    and i feel you @Trick - you're pointing out that it's not just clients that have room for improvement on their communication! i hope that you are able to frame it in terms of their problem, not yours, and perhaps a sign they may not be the right person for you
     
    as an interesting(?) side note, every once in a while i bite and respond to a text message that i might not normailly respond to - i thought maybe the folx who send terse messages might be fine with terse communication in general, and maybe the attitude i'm rocking is costing me business - so, i got a text from this guy recently, someone i have never messaged with before that just said "hey" so i wrote "hey" back and he wrote (2 hours later) "you free?" and i wrote "nope" and he went off on my horrible customer service and how sorry he was that even bothered to look me up
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to DDad4ynger in September of Asheville, in Baltimore   
    Curious too
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to Wanderoz in September of Asheville, in Baltimore   
    https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/31060/
     
    Any info on this guy?
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to + Funguy in What’s your guilty pleasure?   
    Sex, esp with a very erotic massage to start. And make it a 3-some and I'll be very guilty indeed!
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to + MasssageGuy in Recovery Time after Inguinal Hernia Surgery?   
    Dr. Yunis is the best out there. All he does is hernia surgery and fix other surgeon's mistakes.
     
    He repaired my hernia after THREE failed surgeries.
     
    https://www.centerforherniarepair.com/
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to samK in Worst Ever Massage   
    Got a boner once too during a massage, totally legit massage and matter of fact I didn't even know I was so zoned out ... until the masseur laughed and slapped it, which made me snap back from whatever island I was on. I reached down and felt my erection through the sheet only to say "mom always said if you leave it alone it'll go away". A door which he walked through after slapping my erection... I was so embarrassed I never went back. Sadly, he was really good too. Now that I am in my late 50's too... maybe I should go back.
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to + OliverSaks in Which one do you prefer?   
    Have you asked him? Personally, I much prefer to get reviews from my clients - this gig is competitive
     
    just as it could be a turn off to some potential clients, it could also be a boost to his business on the other hand - plenty of people on this forum like to see that people are reviewed, and seeing reviews over a period of time from the same reviewer can establish a provider as reliable and enjoyable
     
     

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    + HornyRetiree reacted to + purplekow in Which one do you prefer?   
    I am a serial monogamist. Hire a regular more prominently. However, I am never totally monogamous and I have a few guys I see less frequently and even more rarely a new guy. This year. I have hired two new guys and a regular regularly and two or three other guys intermittently.
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to jj69action in Have you ever inherited from your clients?   
    I too have been doing my estate planning, my FRIEND and escort is a trustee in my trust and will benefit upon my death....but in the mean time I still hire him for single sessions and travel. Live, Love, Laugh and have a LOT of sex!!
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to + RJD in Viagra or Cialis ?   
    I’m experimenting with the dosages. Has anyone found that less is more? I’m doing the 20mg Cialis but wondering if 10mg might be more effective. I also tried stacking last weekend. Took 20mg Cialis Friday afternoon and 100mg Viagra Saturday afternoon during my weekend with [uSER=12155]@Dominiking[/uSER] (that boy has stamina ?) and it appeared to work.
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to + Charlie in Do You Keep Your Watch On During Sex?   
    If I take off other apparel to consummate the act, I also take off my watch.
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    + HornyRetiree got a reaction from Sensualsmooth in LOL - It always amuses me when a NOVICE appears   
    and randomly posts "dislikes" on old and non-controversial posts!
     
    @@Ricky1033 - somebody needs to get a life!
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to Kevin Slater in 2019 year-end numbers   
    Per annual tradition:
     
    Revenue decreased 6% from 2018.
     
    35% of 2019 revenue came from the year’s top three clients, down from 47% in 2018. Revenue from all other accounts rose 20%.
     
    http://www.laterslater.com/2019YE.jpg
     
    Kevin Slater
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to MscleLovr in Advice on hangout buddy or occasional FWB   
    I don’t think so @jimmyLA but I feel it’s key to find the right person and become friends (as you put it, “guy friends”) first. Look for someone who enjoys the same activities as you or shares the same interests, and you can build a relationship from there.
     
    Over the years I’ve had 2 such relationships. The first is someone with whom I had exactly the type of friendship you describe: we had the gym in common (met there, worked out together, I invited him for a meal). We had sex occasionally after the gym. I invited him on (non-sexual) dates and we had a couple of vacations together. The second was someone who was my physical ideal and sexually we were utterly compatible, so lust was what we had in common. Tho we tried sharing various other activities, sexual dates were far and away the best for both of us.
     
    I’ve stayed friends with both men. I’ve been very clear that when I have an exclusive boyfriend, I don’t cheat on him. Both men seem fine with this and when I’m single, I have 2 nice guys to meet and if they want, we play together.
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to MscleLovr in Advice on hangout buddy or occasional FWB   
    I don’t think so @jimmyLA but I feel it’s key to find the right person and become friends (as you put it, “guy friends”) first. Look for someone who enjoys the same activities as you or shares the same interests, and you can build a relationship from there.
     
    Over the years I’ve had 2 such relationships. The first is someone with whom I had exactly the type of friendship you describe: we had the gym in common (met there, worked out together, I invited him for a meal). We had sex occasionally after the gym. I invited him on (non-sexual) dates and we had a couple of vacations together. The second was someone who was my physical ideal and sexually we were utterly compatible, so lust was what we had in common. Tho we tried sharing various other activities, sexual dates were far and away the best for both of us.
     
    I’ve stayed friends with both men. I’ve been very clear that when I have an exclusive boyfriend, I don’t cheat on him. Both men seem fine with this and when I’m single, I have 2 nice guys to meet and if they want, we play together.
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to MscleLovr in Has anyone here experienced your abs hurting after anal sex?   
    I don’t think it’s common. I wonder if it came about because you were on your back, legs up and as you say he was pounding away hard...so your abs would have been tensed for a long time.
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to + Keith30309 in Strange up-charge   
    Back to the OP... I can understand an upcharge that required extra preparation, time, etc., but that one seems odd. I have never encountered that however it is a free market and everyone sets their own parameters.
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to Trick in Oral Sex   
    Receiving or giving?
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to Kevin Slater in New Year's Eve   
    This escort is stuck in his Times Square apartment til that ball drops. It would be very difficult for me to go out or for someone to come to me. Time to snuggle with puppy and watch the Godfather!
     
    Kevin Slater
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    + HornyRetiree reacted to loremipsum in Tight fitting jeans   
    Trying to get out of them quickly when you’re about to get it on can prove a bit awk.
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