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Chicago is simply ho-hum. Yes, it's a major population center, for sure, but when I scroll through to find someone, it's a lot of meh. The two things that are the big attraction are 1. What does his body look like, and 2. What does his cock look like? It's really hard to stand out from the pack if either your body doesn't have it going on, or if your penis isn't drool-worthy. As many others have mentioned both to me and everyone else : that's life.

This could be a record for a thread bump, Brad.
 
It's not rocket science. Masseurs with great clients have them in their contacts. Double (or worse) no-show schedulers are blocked. It works both ways. If I have a horrible experience, which isn't all that often, I immediately delete the contact out of my phone. Then, I PM people who I feel it would benefit whether I had an awesome, so-so, or bad time. Seems pretty simple.

Major helpful suggestion : lock the traveling providers section. When comments are allowed, the person doing the traveling isn't the person seen anymore. I've sent countless PM tips to desirable people who placed info, only for it to be gone due to fawning fans. They then have to post something AGAIN for their name and info to show up again. (And again after further fawning fans).

Purely legitimate non-sexual massages from massage book, from personal experience. What is helpful is if someone advertises on there, I know NOT to see them.

Purely legitimate non-sexual massages from massage book, from personal experience. What is helpful is if someone advertises on there, I know NOT to see them.

A well hung man can find clients, regardless of body type. The 2021 "twink" is the "hunk" of yesterday. Basically, a gym rat without supplements from a person with a naturally thin frame.
 
I feel it's a real toss up with client preference between a buffed out bod and a third leg. Those with both aren't hurting for business.

Out of nowhere this year it seems to be an epidemic with people in an attempt to turn it into an official Webster's Dictionary word by using "Scort". Does this bother anybody lse, I mean else?

Out of nowhere this year it seems to be an epidemic with people in an attempt to turn it into an official Webster's Dictionary word by using "Scort". Does this bother anybody lse, I mean else?

Out of nowhere this year it seems to be an epidemic with people in an attempt to turn it into an official Webster's Dictionary word by using "Scort". Does this bother anybody lse, I mean else?

The man of Steel has improved his rates tremendously...for him. Just a few years ago he was $70 for a forty minute rub and tug. Now he's asking an astronomical $200 for only an hour, and claims "It's more than a massage". Even if I was Lois Lane, I'd rather find a Lex Luthor for that rate!

Shaving is the way to go. Douching is the best way to prepare, and I'm sorry that you're having back acne issues. By divulging this, now I know why so many guys are top only - I never thought not wanting to see someone else's back ever could be because of this condition.
 
P.S. backne is for scorts - (joking)

Out of nowhere this year it seems to be an epidemic with people in an attempt to turn it into an official Webster's Dictionary word by using "Scort". Does this bother anybody lse, I mean else?

Out of nowhere this year it seems to be an epidemic with people in an attempt to turn it into an official Webster's Dictionary word by using "Scort". Does this bother anybody lse, I mean else?

because the goods advertised were fantasy and not reality, be it body or penis?
 
I've read plenty of stories of guys who simply walked away when the door was answered because it was not at all the person in the photos (I deeply regret not having the balls to do that just once, as the session was dreadful).
 
I've had a provider cut a session short on me due to being really bothered by things I was saying (bitching about my sorry life, mentioning enjoying massages from women sometimes - that was his last straw). I took that to heart and learned my lesson to try to never say those things anymore. It's worked wonders.
 
I attempt to find out based on reading reviews of potential hires whether the person prefers a hairy or smooth client. It's a luxury for me to be naturally hairy and have the option to be smooth if that's what floats the provider's boat. Most supposedly tell me they really don't have a preference if I ask, which I don't do often. That's the politically correct thing to say, but I like to have my level of hairiness be to their liking, if possible.

Out of nowhere this year it seems to be an epidemic with people in an attempt to turn it into an official Webster's Dictionary word by using "Scort". Does this bother anybody lse, I mean else?

Out of nowhere this year it seems to be an epidemic with people in an attempt to turn it into an official Webster's Dictionary word by using "Scort". Does this bother anybody lse, I mean else?

Out of nowhere this year it seems to be an epidemic with people in an attempt to turn it into an official Webster's Dictionary word by using "Scort". Does this bother anybody lse, I mean else?

Out of nowhere this year it seems to be an epidemic with people in an attempt to turn it into an official Webster's Dictionary word by using "Scort". Does this bother anybody lse, I mean else?

Out of nowhere this year it seems to be an epidemic with people in an attempt to turn it into an official Webster's Dictionary word by using "Scort". Does this bother anybody lse, I mean else?

Your absence exceeds my time here, but you do have my favorite name of all, Mr. Glutes!

Considering there are many, many channels of coverage on my satellite, at least 1 of them damn well better show the events in real time. Otherwise, ESPN is all over the instant results on the bottom line. I do not watch sports on a delay - ever. Hard pass on the "feel good" stories. Show me the action! P.S. I enjoy the parade of countries, too. Did the oiled up hottie from the South Pacific quality this year??

Farm or fam? Either way you made quite and impact on the guy.

I'm happy to see so many sports fans on here. Baseball is my favorite of them all. I think 2022 will be the Padres' year. The Dodgers are clearly better so far, as was predicted in 2021. The Pads need to shore up their middle relief to become more competitive. Thus far, it's been rather dreadful.

I'm happy to see so many sports fans on here. Baseball is my favorite of them all. I think 2022 will be the Padres' year. The Dodgers are clearly better so far, as was predicted in 2021. The Pads need to shore up their middle relief to become more competitive. Thus far, it's been rather dreadful.

I for the first time ever attempted lap swimming. I was grateful that the attendant told me I'd only have about 15 minutes, as that's about the longest I think I would make it. I was told that the youth swim team needed the area I would be swimming in, since I arrived last. I barely made it halfway across 1 lap when I was exhausted. I toughed out two laps in all totaling about eight minutes when I felt like a large boulder with exhaustion pulling myself out of the pool.
 
The youngsters showed up as I was drying off. There were about a dozen of them, around 11 years old. I could not believe what most of them looked like. Essentially, the high schoolers of my day (the 80s) had the same physiques of these pre-teen kids, with sizable arms, rippled stomachs, and muscular chests. They were from a private sporting academy school, and the area I was swimming in was a wealthy part of town. Basically, these young men are being groomed since birth to be aquatic champions.
 
I only know of one family that are proud of their teenage ice skating phenom, a passion he developed entirely on his own. Neither of his parents are athletically inclined. I look forward to seeing him in the Olympics representing the USA in the near future. I just hope for the sake of the kids I saw today that it is something they really want to do, and not something they'll get a severe beating at home for coming in second place at a meet.