Rod Hagen

An older man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next day the old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing' Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing ..' The doctor was shocked ! You asked your neighbor ? The old man replied "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."

I have to agree that it's not unrealistic. Here's the problem with escorting and covid, and I've posted about this before: There is every indication that where Covid is concerned, the dose makes the poison. In other words, the more of the virus you take in the sicker you are likely to become. An escort-client interaction is just asking for severe symptoms. I have not figured out how to reconcile this with, finally, some day going back to work. To your question Kaboom, I wish I could help you, I do not really know other LA escorts these days, apart from the wonderful/perfect Kristian of course. Good luck!

I can't wait. The interview with Marueen Dowd this weekend was fantastic. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/17/style/sacha-baron-cohen-maureen-dowd-interview.html

Yeah, I don't remember that trickle of blood in the Family Guy episode. It may have been there and I missed it or someone may have added it to the animated gif.

I would say this. If you are going to tip an escort or masseur AND you are certain you are going to see them again, tie the tip to something. In other words, if you always pay $200 and then one day you give him $300 but you say nothing about it, he will be expecting it next time. Ok, that sounds like his problem not yours, but what happens is that it creates confusion. The escort starts to second guess himself, what did I do wrong this time, he "only" gave me $200, but last time he gave me $300. Do it it like this as you're pulling out the money, if you are inclined to add a $50 or a $20 or what have you, 1. Make it clear that you are adding additional bill or bunch of bills AFTER you pulled out the fee. 2. While handing him the TIP just say, "you said you need a new phone, so put this in the phone piggy bank" or narrow it down even more, "here, get out of the apartment and get something out to eat tonight/today"

Unrelated to groups, I LOVED having a yahoo home page that had EVERYTHING on it that I wanted. Snow Forecasts for my favorite resorts, weather in my city and my "favorite" cities, quick link to recent movie reviews, NYT Science headlines, NYT Top headlines, certain stocks I was vaguely interested in, box office numbers, God other things too. All on one page, all in simple type. That was great. I miss a simpler more function oriented internet.

This subway?

I got food poisoning 20 years ago so bad I ended up in the ER (not the first or last time that happened). The doc sent me home with an Antibiotic prescription. I stupidly did not pay attention to the attached paperwork, and took a boat to Catalina two days later. Even with protective lotion I got horribly sunburned.

There are skilled tops out there with average-size dicks, maybe give one of them a go.

I don't know if it's medical but around gogo boys I get too uncomfortable to be of any use. It's the same at Moroccan restaurants, as soon as the Belly Dancer comes out I immediately excuse myself again to the bathroom to avoid her. Part of it is a general discomfort with dancing, but also it's specific to the type of dancing that Go Go Dancers and Belly Dancers do, I can't get away fast enough.

So So So So SO many threesomes with the Bright Young Things (Kristian, Athan, Brogan, Alec Andrews, Marcello, on and on and on) when I was young. Wow. Memories

Amazing to think that that bright-faced multilingual boy would be a 43 year old man now if not for horrible violence. Thank you for reminding us Karl-G.

Ok, for some reason I can't let this thread rest. If you were looking for something specific, and it was a multiple hour appointment and it became clear toward the beginning that what earlier you had made clear you wanted wasn't going to happen, you probably shouldn't have to continue for the whole appointment. It's one thing to make the best out of one hour. But 3 hours is a lot of money. "I'm very sorry you're not feeling well down there today. I was really looking forward to going to town down there all day (night), ha ha. Let's do this, let's keep having fun for an hour, I'll absolutely pay for that hour, and let's reschedule, very soon, for when you are feeling better. $600 is a lot to me, and I'd rather invest it in a time when we are both at 100%" If you say this, if you smile when you say this, and he's an asshole about it, then the provider is an asshole in general.

It's very true, and I also wish there were a way to tell that to people without the potential for it being interpreted as removing or unfairly distributing responsibility/blame. FL I am very sorry you lost your brother in such a painful way. That's terrible. IMATHRILL I think you made a reasonable and compassionate choice to remove the negative reviews. I hope you get a big fat hard dick next time. MakeMeCowboy I can imagine you shaking your head right now :-) Maybe holding it in your hands and saying, "What is wrong with these people?" Ha

When you suggested in your earlier posts that the person who had the bad hire seek mental health counseling (basically that's what you were saying) you have to understand that it is very easy to infer you are suggesting it's his fault (entirely). Of course, that's not what you implied, or intended to imply, but it isn't an unreasonable inference. Additionally, when you suggest someone seek Mental health counseling, it's very easy for them to hear you're saying that there's something wrong with them. What I laid out in the earlier post, that you and folks like you are able to spin shit into gold, it's important to point out that that skill does not come easily. Most people are only able to turn a bad situation into good, or good enough, with the help of the kind of insight that almost only comes from Mental Health Counseling, and so if you had put things in terms of hoping that the original poster learn some life-long and life-altering skills from a professional it may have gone better, or at least you would have covered your ass.

Also, I have every collected issue of Straight To Hell. Here is an article about that magazine, it is for a very specific group of readers who are not at all easy to offend. If you are easy to offend, don't read them. https://nplusonemag.com/issue-25/reviews/straight-to-hell/

Friction is great. Also the five books of Flesh and The Word are fantastic, especially the first: https://www.amazon.com/Flesh-Word-Anthology-Erotic-Writing/dp/0452267757

I think it's simpler than that. He, and others, see our ads wherein we sport hardons. Those hardons are alluring. They book an appointment and spend the interim thinking and drooling :-) about those hardons. The day comes, Unfortunately, the hardon does not show up OR doesn't last as long as they hoped and dreamed And so, for them the session is poisoned. You, F. Lurker, see a whole person, and if in the rare instance one part of that person is shy on the day of the appointment, you do your best to find other things to enjoy about the experience. Maybe you do this because you are a compassionate person or because you prefer to protect your own psyche and keep a general good mood, which to some seems pollyannaish but it works for you. Clearly others see it as false advertising, the Big Mac in the package not looking at all like the Big Mac in the photo. It happens. It sucks.

Ha. You said that people are never robots and when on to say that if the parts ever don't work we should quit. I'm not taking medication for a medical problem I don't have just because you or someone else who measures the success of a session along just ONE thing, might come by on one of my very very rare human days, and I don't think other escorts should feel threatened into doing so either.

Years ago I was giving a massage to a client and we were talking about Minnesota, his current home. I said I lived in my own apartment in the best house on the best street in the best neighborhood in Minneapolis. He said he lived in his own apartment on the best street in the best neighborhood in Minneapolis. Turns out 15 years before we were living in the same house at the same time, and we knew each other. An adorable older couple owned and lived in the gorgeous giant multi-floor house. I rented the servants quarters, a beautiful studio apartment, in the back of the house and he rented the top floor. 23 years later I still think of that apartment at least once a week. I loved it. Anyway, we knew each other from another city long ago.

Definitely don't let this put off escorts ImAthrill. We can be a Thrill in many ways.

Oh, thank you AiraJee. Let me see if I can anything else out. Thank you

Wow, Former Lurker, I have to now go back and read some of your posts. It is interesting how some clients, not most, some will continue to make reference in follow up emails and texts as well as in person to how unattractive I must find them even though we have been together multiple sexy fun-filled times. When I see it I do my best to fix it, maybe you are right former Lurker, maybe I can't, or not always anyway.

Clapham Junction has some really good parts. This Homemade trailer is deceptive, the movie isn't JUST about a twink, there are three or for interlinked stories that mostly connect at the end. It's very good. Here is the full movie for free on Youtube:

I forgot about this movie, very good.