seaboy4hire

We have worked hard and saved so we owe these young people and we should give them what we have. Oh, they wont be judgemental. I find this the attitude of some young people. They think at 50 you won't need anything. Oh really. I would like to give this young guy a swift kick in the ass and tell him to grow-up.

I kinda wonder what his boner looks like. I know I'm quite the odd one
 
Hugs,
Greg

I kinda wonder what his boner looks like. I know I'm quite the odd one
 
Hugs,
Greg

So I'd like to hear from our graphic artists/photo mavens. Any Photoshopping going on here?
 
Gman

I want them ALL!!!! I'm a big fan of guys who don't manscape. I don't manscape at all. I've tried it a few times but didn't like the feeling and the less time Itake to get ready on the daily the happier I am.
 
Hugs,
Greg

I'm sure it happens, even if a guy think he's clean shit does happen... we must be tolerant because we might be on the "shitty" side sooner or later even if we think we're clean.

This happened to me with an escort who is now long retired. As one of my favorite guys, he came over for our regular overnighter. He was in rare form that night, and mounted me reverse cowboy within minutes of arrival. I had a really good angle on him and we went about 10 minutes when I smelled the incident.
 
I finished him off but it did throw me bc...well...it is sh!t after all, but also bc he had always been immaculate. Much like Anton, I did the inside-out condom knot and disposed of the evidence. I also gently recommended he freshen up. That went all sorts of wrong.
 
He was mortified! He wanted to leave and not to charge. He was so upset. I kissed him and told him I could not wait to be inside of him again that night and to forget about it. He looked looked puzzled and then, this 23 yo, said one of the saddest things I've ever heard: "I'm supposed to be the professional here; this should not happen, I should go" I thought to myself "is this what a 6'2 220 pound Nordic god supposed to be wondering at such tender age? Is he really expecting such perfection?" Much to my chagrin, he left and I received a letter of apology later that night for his failure to clean himself properly. Things were never the same again. He would always be a little tense as a bottom and not as free. I even regretted having told him to freshen up. Even today I struggle with how to best position a "refreshening" with partners.
 
Sh!t happens and not just physiologically.

There has been a lot of discussion in the forum over the time I have been here on this subject. Do some searches on cleaning, douching, preparing, bottoming and any other terms you can think of, and read widely. There are a lot of views on what helps and counterviews on the same solutions. Although 'shit happens' there are many steps you can take to ensure a shit-free meeting (or nearly so).

Post-turkey balm...
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You'd be surprised. I hired a guy once who not only freaked out when a little bit of "shit happened," but he got in the shower without telling me what he was doing and eventually came out of his bathroom (perhaps 10 minutes later) fully clothed. At this point, we were probably only half way into our scheduled session. I asked him to return to bed and he said he could do that because the mood was totally killed. I wasn't too pleased (and I was also embarrassed), but what came next was the real shocker: He expected me to pay him for the full hour even though we had spent, at most, 15 minutes or so being intimate. I told him that under the circumstances, I certainly wasn't going to pay him for the full hour. I paid him half (still more than I thought he deserved) and left. I could tell he was angry, but so was I. His reaction was just so over-the-top from my perspective. One would have thought that I defecated all over his bedroom.

Shit happens. Bottoming can be dirty biz. Stop, wash up redouche and if the mood isn't totally killed restart. If this is with a client I would roll the clock back and wouldn't count the clean up towards the time. Accidents do happen and I would hope that any professional working guy would understand.
 
Hugs,
Greg

Hubby and I had a weekend seaside home full of antiques and art that we rented out by the week using Homeaway and VRBO. Over eight years, renting it out a few weeks each summer brought in over $100,000, with never a speck of trouble. Pricing it at $3600/week and taking a sizable security deposit may have helped screen out the riffraff. And having a housekeeper whom guests knew would be there to see them in, and again to see the place as they checked out.
 
Life can be a lot more enjoyable if you approach risk by realistically assessing and mitigating it, not straining to eliminate it at any cost. The gentleman in black with the formaldehyde pump will help us out with the latter only too soon.

I own a few condos as investments. My leases are a minimum of one year. Every one of the HOAs has a rental policy and AIRBNB wouldn't be allowed (some have minimum rental periods of 6 months or one year). Those policies have been reviewed by local attorneys.
 
I think its completely inappropriate if an escort uses someone's property through AIRBNB to meet clients, unless (unlikely) the owner agreed to it. I don't even allow my tenants to smoke 420 in states where its legal for recreational use - and yes a landlord can prohibit it (as he/she can smoking) in particular because its still illegal at the Federal level. My leases make it very clear that any illegal activity is prohibited and grounds for eviction - something any property owner wants to be able to point to in case their tenant is busted as a way to defend against the government seizing property (which some/many overzealous prosecutors like to do).

Ya... A sign of the times~ With all of those homes selling, rents tripling due to decreased rental availability, cost of ads/advertising rising, phones and phone services more expensive...
General cost of living goes up~
Everything around us increases in price... If wages don't increase along with it, poverty results~?
Hopefully, while prices increase, higher wages are reflected in those services~
Escorting isn't prostutution or human trafficking~ Themore prominent Escorts of the day strive to develop a new sensibility in our society that demonstrates Escorting as a Needs provisional service career... It's a career and these individuals are exceptionally skilled in many numbers of services... some guide adventures, teach, advocate, counsel, offer expertise as sommelier, medical advocate and advisor, legal representative, landscapers, artists, confidant and companion... Non sexual attributes that provide for others in a personal and intimate way, not just as sexual "bed intimates" but Human Needs Intimates~
Escorts provide for all kinds of Human Need~
Believe it or not, Escorts have saved lives and that's worth something~
That's where Reviews can come in handy~ I know they take time and effort... Reviews provided by Clients are important, however, to assure that the services provided by an Escort reflect the wages~ ...not unrealistically through abusively excessive expectations or demands but, in step with the economy and as a means of affirming the quality of service an Escort provides~
It should never be used to drive down their rates but, rather maintain an honest standard of provision~
What is generally not seen in the world of economy is prices decreasing over time...
It's only natural that as Escort's various overhead expenses increase, (ad, travel, communication costs, clothing, housing and rent,etc), their rates will increase~
It's not just the Escorts rates that are increasing... It's everything~
 
Tyger~
971.400.2633
tygerkink@yahoo.com
 
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Caution -
 
Looks like Garfield is at it again, you guys.
 
Take a look.....
 
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TruHart1

If 300-400 becomes the new norm, it will save me a whole bunch of money. I simply won't hire any more, period! On 2 or 3 occasions I have "splurged" to the 300 level for an hour which is crazy for me personally because that's the overnight rate for a few of my long term hidden gems. While those experiences were not terrible, they surely were not ever 2 or 3 times as good as the normal rate people I have hired.
 
For those of you that want to support that level, go for it. I don't support it. I don't like it. And I don't think it's good for the market as a whole. I can definitely understand why some of you would want it there and would benefit for making others believe that that is where it should be or is heading.

If it's a cruise, count me in.
 

Maybe we should have a DaddyReviews Eastern European Adventure?
 
A road trip of sorts or a recognizance mission?

The Lucky Horseshoe....I've tried it out twice and honestly I've never been so bored in my life. A couple of hot guys, but they were all busy visiting with either friends or I assume guys they thought they could make easy money with. A girl walked in and that occupied three of them. One dancer almost moving on the platform (I was starting to wonder if we should have checked him for a pulse). Maybe if the guys actually danced or worked the crowd a little it would be worth a stop in here. Even making eye contact and trying to be friendly was useless. I left with all the money I walked in with with...minus the costs of a couple of drinks. Not going for a third try. If I want to spend a lot for a drink and stare at cute guys off in the distance, I can just go to Starbucks.

Yes.
 
Every time.
 
It's not whether I am a saint or not or whether a good escort should like everyone. It's not that I need to be "warned", I just need all necessary information.
 
When I say yes attraction has nothing to do with my answer. Yes, you should always share your expectations before meeting and yes, you should always share information about you that might hinder the fulfillment of those expectations.
 
There's tons of wonderfully fun things one can do with a lover who is even morbidly obese and clean, but because of simple physics there are things that are just not possible.
 
I was once hired by a guy who weighed possibly two and a half times my weight. He was really handsome and I thought the session was going well. At some point, after adjusting heights and angles, finally I was able to fuck him. As soon as I was inside him, he jerked at my arms frantically demanding that I lifted him with my dick and fucked him against the wall the way he had seen in a porn movie.
 
This is not an exaggeration. And as much as this case was extreme, it is quite common for people not in touch with their bodies to demand things are -because of the size and condition of their bodies- simply impossible.
 
You are three hundred pounds and you want me to lift you like you were a tiny young man? I am sorry, it sounds as if I am not the man for you. I don't think I can fulfill your expectation.
 
I will not go see someone who I think I might disappoint. If someone wants something that I am not confident I can provide, I will be clear about it and will suggest I am not the right man for the job. I will explain my point and I will offer options, but I will be very happy not to have brought into a situation where the only outcome is failure.
 
Now... let's not talk about me. Let's not talk about those other escorts who will be thrilled about seeing anyone. Let's talk about the other ones...
 
If I am insecure about the way I look, whether it is justified or not, if I feel ashamed that I am fat, for example and I show up at an escort's door just to have that escort close the door on my face because I am fat, or worse, have the escort take my money while he does absolutely nothing for me... that would make me so much unhappier and more insecure.
 
Why not give the escort every chance to reject me beforehand to avoid the much harsher possibility of being rejected in person or being taken for a ride?
 
ALWAYS GIVE THE NECESSARY INFORMATION. Not for your escort. For yourself.
 
You deserve to be treated well. You deserve to be treated with respect, and you deserve to have someone who understands your expectations clearly.

Someone advertising as an escort and the only photo they use to sell themselves is one of them fully clothed? You do the math.
 
Reminds me of those guys on grindr who have no profile pic and when you ask for one it's invariably a picture of them with some chick. I always ask "which one are you?"

Thanks. But here's a warning to all of you. I actually consider myself a whore.

'warn' implies that it is a negative ... I would rather 'inform' than 'warn'.

You know.. I should arrange it so that I hire you during day light savings when time sets back :P