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Would like to check if any escort had experience any client that shit out on you when you fuck them? It happened to me once, but it was the other way that is the escort shitted out when i fucked him for about 5 mins. Definitely not a turn on for me.. In this case, what would you do?

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Would like to check if any escort had experience any client that shit out on you when you fuck them? It happened to me once, but it was the other way that is the escort shitted out when i fucked him for about 5 mins. Definitely not a turn on for me.. In this case, what would you do?

 

Shit happens. Bottoming can be dirty biz. Stop, wash up redouche and if the mood isn't totally killed restart. If this is with a client I would roll the clock back and wouldn't count the clean up towards the time. Accidents do happen and I would hope that any professional working guy would understand.

 

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Greg

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Shit happens. Bottoming can be dirty biz. Stop, wash up redouche and if the mood isn't totally killed restart. If this is with a client I would roll the clock back and wouldn't count the clean up towards the time. Accidents do happen and I would hope that any professional working guy would understand.

 

Hugs,

Greg

 

You'd be surprised. I hired a guy once who not only freaked out when a little bit of "shit happened," but he got in the shower without telling me what he was doing and eventually came out of his bathroom (perhaps 10 minutes later) fully clothed. At this point, we were probably only half way into our scheduled session. I asked him to return to bed and he said he could do that because the mood was totally killed. I wasn't too pleased (and I was also embarrassed), but what came next was the real shocker: He expected me to pay him for the full hour even though we had spent, at most, 15 minutes or so being intimate. I told him that under the circumstances, I certainly wasn't going to pay him for the full hour. I paid him half (still more than I thought he deserved) and left. I could tell he was angry, but so was I. His reaction was just so over-the-top from my perspective. One would have thought that I defecated all over his bedroom.

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There has been a lot of discussion in the forum over the time I have been here on this subject. Do some searches on cleaning, douching, preparing, bottoming and any other terms you can think of, and read widely. There are a lot of views on what helps and counterviews on the same solutions. Although 'shit happens' there are many steps you can take to ensure a shit-free meeting (or nearly so).

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This happened to me with an escort who is now long retired. As one of my favorite guys, he came over for our regular overnighter. He was in rare form that night, and mounted me reverse cowboy within minutes of arrival. I had a really good angle on him and we went about 10 minutes when I smelled the incident. :confused:

 

I finished him off but it did throw me bc...well...it is sh!t after all, but also bc he had always been immaculate. Much like Anton, I did the inside-out condom knot and disposed of the evidence. I also gently recommended he freshen up. That went all sorts of wrong.

 

He was mortified! He wanted to leave and not to charge. He was so upset. I kissed him and told him I could not wait to be inside of him again that night and to forget about it. He looked looked puzzled and then, this 23 yo, said one of the saddest things I've ever heard: "I'm supposed to be the professional here; this should not happen, I should go" I thought to myself "is this what a 6'2 220 pound Nordic god supposed to be wondering at such tender age? Is he really expecting such perfection?" Much to my chagrin, he left and I received a letter of apology later that night for his failure to clean himself properly. Things were never the same again. He would always be a little tense as a bottom and not as free. I even regretted having told him to freshen up. Even today I struggle with how to best position a "refreshening" with partners.

 

Sh!t happens and not just physiologically.

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Yes it has happened. From the small, dainty hints of poo to the full catastrophic Richter scale 10 events.

 

We are sticking our dicks in an ass, so we know the risks. If it happens, one tries as hard as one can to be light about it, and relaxed.

 

You contain the issue as best as possible. You clean yourself up, ask the bottom to clean himself. If it was only a tiny hint sometimes it is possible to continue playing after a little shower. If it is a full contingency, I recommend the bottom evacuates, showers thoroughly and then we continue doing other things.

 

If there is actual damage in the room I think it is wise to call it a day. There is no way to continue feeling sexy if walls, beds and furniture are smeared. (NO, this is not an exaggeration. People, learn to douche. It's a life saver!)

 

Shit happens. Bottoming can be dirty biz. Stop, wash up redouche and if the mood isn't totally killed restart.

 

I would one hundred percent recommend against this. Never re-douche during a session. The ass has little corners where water hides and if you don't let water be absorbed for at least half an hour, the water WILL come out, now in a different color and texture if you stick anything in there.

 

The grossest accidents have ever happened when someone douches and jumps into playing. I can't warn you passionately enough.

 

Don't.

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Would like to check if any escort had experience any client that shit out on you when you fuck them? It happened to me once, but it was the other way that is the escort shitted out when i fucked him for about 5 mins. Definitely not a turn on for me.. In this case, what would you do?

 

I'm sure it happens, even if a guy think he's clean shit does happen... we must be tolerant because we might be on the "shitty" side sooner or later even if we think we're clean.

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Yes it has happened. From the small, dainty hints of poo to the full catastrophic Richter scale 10 events.

 

We are sticking our dicks in an ass, so we know the risks. If it happens, one tries as hard as one can to be light about it, and relaxed.

 

You contain the issue as best as possible. You clean yourself up, ask the bottom to clean himself. If it was only a tiny hint sometimes it is possible to continue playing after a little shower. If it is a full contingency, I recommend the bottom evacuates, showers thoroughly and then we continue doing other things.

 

If there is actual damage in the room I think it is wise to call it a day. There is no way to continue feeling sexy if walls, beds and furniture are smeared. (NO, this is not an exaggeration. People, learn to douche. It's a life saver!)

 

 

 

I would one hundred percent recommend against this. Never re-douche during a session. The ass has little corners where water hides and if you don't let water be absorbed for at least half an hour, the water WILL come out, now in a different color and texture if you stick anything in there.

 

The grossest accidents have ever happened when someone douches and jumps into playing. I can't warn you passionately enough.

 

Don't.

That is so true. My ass needs a resting period before play after cleaning. It sucks to take an hour to prepare but the alternative is dreadful.

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Pure for Men. Really. I haven’t had to douche since I started taking it, and I have remained clean as a whistle. Given that douching can be pretty unhealthy in a number of ways this is a great, almost foolproof alternative.

 

This is the first I have heard of Pure for Men. I just googled it. So, this produce really works? You no longer have to douche? Seems unbelievable.

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https://www.amazon.com/Zero-Him-Premium-Dietary-Supplement/dp/B074DPM52J/ref=sr_1_5_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1514874939&sr=1-5&keywords=Pure+for+men

Works for me. It reviews very well on Amazon too. But using is believing.

 

 

Thank you. There is another product, Zero for him listed at 33% less than Pure with the same rating. It is all organic and natural from both companies, so one of them is worth a whirl.ref=sr_1_5_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1514874939&sr=1-5&keywords=Pure+for+men

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Thank you. There is another product, Zero for him listed at 33% less than Pure with the same rating. It is all organic and natural from both companies, so one of them is worth a whirl.ref=sr_1_5_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1514874939&sr=1-5&keywords=Pure+for+men

The last time I purchased Pure it was cheaper than Zero in bulk, but they seem to basically be the same.

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