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Okay, I'm back from the doctor. It's something that's easily healed, apparently the connecting (or dividing?) tissue between my colon and my rectum got a little chaffed and inflamed because I had the runs a couple of weeks ago. I just have to put ointment on it twice a day and shove a pill up my butthole every night (that is actually bottom great training, right there) and everything will be completely healed up within a couple of days! YAY! I AM SO READY TO STICK THINGS UP MY BUTT! ANY TAKERS???? (I mean GIVERS HAHAHAHA).

Playwrestler, Im a skeptic, and I have to see it, to believe it...when can I come over to see you prove it? Or just upload a few images for us...I have a hard time visualizing<ahem>.

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You would think someone @ AnalEaze Marketing would have come up with a better name for this product! Something less obvious...I'm seriously thinking of starting a new thread on renaming this product. How about...burnbegone or open-sesame or gate-to-heaven?

There's really a product called "AnalEaze"? Is there a discreet way I can ask for it at Walmart?

Well, see, I'm vegan so I have a very good transit which leads to sometimes multiple number two's a day. Wiping with toilet paper this many times irritates it (to the point of actually breaking the skin). Maybe if I use baby wipes this will help? There are some weeks that it's better and my anus has a chance to heal.
 
 
I have a " Toto Washlet" toilet system. It is nice and gentle but keeps everything back there nice, feeling fresh and clean Check it out

Like craigville I have a washing system. In my case it's a "Luxe Bidet". Inexpensive (less than $50), easy to install and perfect for cleaning my very furry arse!

Thanks for this thread Wolfer. I'm sure that I'm in the minority, but my first bottoming experience is still in my top three. The guy(Escort) was Hot. We had had met the night before I topped only). I woke up super-horny so I texted him and he was available, so he came over. After topping him twice (multi-hour appt), I asked him to fuck me. He took his time, prepped me, and it was amazing. Enough said.

Truth, Adam. My first time was at 72!! I am now determined to get fucked at least one time for each year of my life. That leaves about 68 more moments of ecstasy. If my heart can't take it, just think of the smile I'll be wearing when the coroner comes.

Wolfer,
Thanks for bringing up a topic that may be old to some, but is new and riveting to the rest of us. I am delighted to hear your story because I feel I know you from your other posts and can really relate to your progress. No need to apologise as far as I am concerned. I am more interested in what you say than in a post from years ago. Surely those who have heard it all before can just skip over our conversation and go on to something they are keen on.
 
I have bottomed twice now. The first time was better for him than me. I, also, experienced the "wall" you mentioned, and it hurt when his cock (longer than 3 inches) repeatedly battered against a barrier in my ass. I was on my back with my knees right in my face.
Back to the internet for more research where I learned about the S shape structure he was ramming and a few suggestions to overcome this obstacle.
My second time bottoming I lay full out on my face and my lover sat on my legs with a leg on either side of me as he penetrated while kissing my neck.BINGO! No pain and a glorious time getting fucked. Later, I rode him which allowed me to control just how far his 7 inches penetrated. Again, success. The third time, in one night, I lay on my side and he fucked me and jacked me off which was the best of all
 
My point is.. don't give up. Try all positions. If having a dildo in your ass feels good, a cock will drive you wild. Good luck

Falling into lust (or more) for a particular person you want to bottom for is a great gateway, motivator & enabler. It pulled me into bottoming at age 46, and all I could think after was -- no idea what I'd been missing all those years!

I'd clean out and go back to the hot stud that made you want it so bad. He sounds like a keeper. Just make sure he knows you're a beginner.

I'll leave the detailed advice-giving to others, and will only suggest that rather than FORAY into bottoming, it is always best to SASHAY into it.

Oh no, not another thread about bottoming! Ah, but I've done my research... poured hours over the various threads and posts on the forum here, dating all the way back the beginning of the previous decade.
 
So this is more of a sharing of experience and also some request for talking about how and what I felt and how I can move forward.
 
So I've never really enjoyed bottoming up until now. When I was with my ex-husband, I bottomed a few times but we naturally evolved to him being the bottom and me being the top. We were also each other's first and only until we seperated after thirteen years.
 
Since then I've topped exclusively with the guys I've been with and I absolutely love it. I get rock hard, love to ease myself into a guy while being attentive to his needs.
 
BUT! AH! Something happened yesterday! I was having amazing blow-your-socks off sex with a beefy latino until suddenly he flips me onto my stomach, lays himself on top of me and starts to work my neck, back and ass in such ways I was in pure ecstasy. Before I knew it I had my ass up in the air and a desire to get fucked by him took hold of me. I ultimately didn't, because I hadn't douched and also hadn't bottomed in a couple of years. But it had opened me up (pun intended) to become versatile and try bottoming.
 
So try I did! Having read all the wonderful threads here on the advice to prepare yourself I did just that: I douched, put on some hot porn, lubed up my ass, played with myself, took out a tiny (about 3") dildo and started working myself.
 
First thing: my anus burned. But it already started burning when I used the lube, long before I put anything up there. It also burns when I use soap. This is such a mood killer. When I was gently pushing the dildo in, the burning sensation intensified. So while the idea of getting fucked was a turn-on, almost all of the physical sensations were a mood killer, especially the burning.
 
I've read that the burning sensation might be because the muscles are being forced, but that doesn't explain the burning already starting when just putting lube on it.
 
I'm not a quitter so I pushed the dildo in completely and it flopped back out again a couple of times. But I kept at it and I'm certain I hit my prostrate because I immediately came uncontrollably while my whole body was awash with ecstasy, even after cumming physically the ecstasy remained until I pulled the dildo out. That moment did override any of the physical discomfort.
 
So in conclusion: I was a bit dissappointed that the discomfort was so big. But I'm willing to try it again. But there has to be something that I can do about the burning, because it completely, totally destroys the mood. Pain is a complete and utter turn-off for me.
 
I also hit a wall with just the 3" dildo. So what can be done about that? Work my way up to bigger?

Once you alight from that Private Jet and might be a wee bit too tipsy, here's what your Uber driver is supposed give you:
 
 
 
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Bop the toy, not the Uber driver.
 
Hasbro
 
 
 
 

Uber is using the classic tactic of misdirection to keep drunken passengers from abusing drivers.
 
The ride-hailing service is providing the tipsy in the North Carolina city of Charlotte with the children's toy Bop It to keep them occupied so that their sober drivers don't have to put up with any high jinks, nonsense or abuse.
 
"Folks there have found it's a great way to keep drunk riders entertained so they don't distract their driver," Joe Sullivan, Uber's chief security officer, said in a blog post.

http://www.cnet.com/news/ubers-trick-for-taming-drunks-a-childrens-toy/

I know you weren't asking me, and from your careful phrasing of the question you clearly understand the range of contexts in which this can occur. Brian touched on this too.
 
I could easily say I love an escort and in my mind I know that I mean I love him in the context of this hour/night I am with him. If I had said it and you didn't hear me that way, I would hope that you would have pushed back gently to see what I really meant. If you thought I meant I really loved you, run away as fast as you can. If you figured out that I meant I love you right now, but I can walk away, and that if we met again in two months (and if that were the case, I would want to meet you) I will love you again and will be able to walk away again, then there would be nothing to worry about.
 
Work out what the guy means and react accordingly. If you think he really loves you try to ease him out of it gently, he should understand. If he clearly does not, then 'run away' applies again!

Juan, I think you have every right to know anything that you need to know in order to do your job. I believe you have made it very clear here, that, for you, information is part and parcel in the determination as to whether or not you can meet expectations of the clients while maintaining your own standards of excellence. Fat, fine. Lift me with your dick, sorry no can do. Seems clear. Seems straight forward. Seems right thinking and honest.
You were clear in you representation but I am really perplexed at the reception you have had. If a client wanted their body twisted as much as your words were twisted here, you would need to know that beforehand, if only to get ready for the appointment by doing some preparatory stretching exercises and then afterwards to have Aleve and Ben Gay on hand.
 
I am a fatty, baldy, saggy, flabby, horny, funny, sexy man-beast. I do not mind telling an escort that and usually do. I try to paint a reasonably accurate word picture to the escort without actually sending a picture. In negotiations with an escort, as in being in bed with an escort, my tongue is my friend and my biggest ally and since I look better in the dark, I would rather regale with the tongue than reveal the rest of the body in a photo.
 
I have scattered negative thoughts about my body. We all do. Ultimately I will not let my mind interfere with my body's ability to enjoy itself. After all, my mind is in charge almost all the time, the body deserves to be pampered now and again. But I need to be honest with myself, no one is hoisting me up and pounding me into a wall. So there you have it. Bald, flabby, saggy men can have hot, boisterous; cover the ears of the children lest they hear coitus, but many wont be lifted off their feet during such shenanigans without the use of some thick steel wire and a large crane.
 
BTW, Steven, you could have used my name. LOL. My guess is there are a lot of men who have partaken of your services who fall into the category of self aware, less than perfect and loving life. You are lucky to have them and they are lucky to have had you, in a variety of positions in a variety of locations throughout the day and night.

My dear Juan, as one of those people that may be one and a half to two times your weight. If he had wanted to be hoisted against the wall, he should have provided the fork lift.
 

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In our case, thank heavens we're both tops! As a famous escort once told me: "Two Tops Can Be Hot!" in such a way that my tongue got hard.
 
Meet me at the door dressed only in a towel and all will be well.
 
 

This original post is called "Would you rather overweight clients warn you about their size and expectations before meeting?" It's not called "Are you disgusted with fat people and should people warn you because you think they are gross". In this specific case, for my client, his weight was the reason for which his expectation could not be fulfilled.
 
He was unaware of that. No, he didn't realize his expectation was unrealistic without me telling him. As a matter of fact he had tried many escorts and was disgusted with the whole thing because nobody could give him what he had seen on a porn flick.
 
If you read my post carefully I was having the time of my life. He was a handsome, fun man. This had absolutely nothing to do with me having to be warned about his weight because it's gross, but I would have love to know he wanted to be carried by my cock all over the room. I would have not taken his money had I known in advance.
 

 
I don't need you to lure me with your bravado. The whole point of being with an escort who understands his therapeutic presence in your life is that you can entirely leave the posturing out of the equation. I don't need you to come with airs, I don't need you to exude self confidence and matador style elegance. Just be on time, be clean, be respectful, honour our agreements and be yourself. Believe me, if you do this, you will leave knowing what true self confidence feels like because you will give someone the chance to see you naked, vulnerable and still be appreciated and seen.
 
It's impossible to see, like or appreciate someone trying to put on airs of something he doesn't feel.
 
No need to pep yourself up before a session. No need to steel yourself up. No need to having to charm, lure, or make the escort fall in love... that's our job. Just be yourself. That's all we ask for.
 

 
Props to you. I beg you to put yourself in the shoes of all the inexperienced clients who may suffer from crippling self doubt and would be destroyed if not even a hooker will touch them. Having an escort not answering an email is one thing, having an escort closing the door on you or worse, taking your money and treat you like shit would leave a terrible mark.
 
Good on you for having confidence. Not good on you for pushing your own opinion without thinking how this might impact other people.
 

 
Yeah, and I want escorts to be kind and loving and sweet and respectful and I want them to be mindful of their clients' privacy... I want so many things!
 
Most escorts don't.
 
My advise to inexperienced clients when dealing with escorts is not relevant to when they are dealing with the ten best escorts of the world. No advise needed then. My advise is for when they are dealing with all the rest.
 
Do I need my clients to hide their money when I visit? No. Would I advise them to hide it when an escort is visiting? YES! EVERY TIME!
 
Would I want escorts not to steal? Who gives a shit what I want. Some do, some don't. The advise I give is in case you are meeting with the ones that do.

Here's a related problem with disclosure. I was seeing a hot escort years ago (Justin Banks) https://www.google.com/search?q=justin+banks&biw=1000&bih=459&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAmoVChMI0p3oyo-RyQIVBJeICh1EbgIg&dpr=1.35#imgrc=XX_S9VZGoSB57M%3A
 
who had a habit of telling me how disgusting and unattractive his clients were. I found it unprofessional to say the least. Although he was incredibly hot and a great bottom, this disturbed me. He charged high rates ($300/hr in early 90s), and I thought he should have more respect for men who supported him. Also, I wondered what nasty things he said about me.
 
To their credit, all other escorts I've hired have never done this. When talking about their career in escorting they only speak of positive encounters and the men they service.

I have a great deal of respect for your point of view, Juan, but in this case I respectfully disagree. In your example, where the extremely heavy guy expected you to carry him around, you're right: that's unrealistic. But the problem isn't that he failed to disclose his weight ahead of time, the problem is that he's expecting the impossible. He should be able to figure out that his expectation is unrealistic without you telling him.
 
However, once a client has made a first impression of low self esteem, it probably can't be undone, and several people here seem to agree with me that self confidence is sexy, and conversely, low self esteem is a turn-off. As long as the client isn't asking for activities that are impossible because of their physical condition, I don't think it's worth it to disclose so much that they risk coming off as a person with self confidence issues.
 
I think that your point about the risk of being rejected at the escort's door is an interesting one, too. Maybe I'm higher than I realize on the self-confidence scale, but if that happened to me, I'd be frustrated and somewhat disgusted by the escort's unprofessionalism, but I think I would blame them for their inappropriate judgementalism rather than take it personally. If an escort wants to refuse clients based on their size, age, race, hair color, etc., I'd rather they put that upfront in their ad. One former forum poster, Marc Dylan, was pretty upfront about the fact that he only wanted physically fit clients. Although it always seem to me disappointing, if he felt he was unable to perform with unattractive clients, I applaud him for being upfront about it.

Well, as we can all see from this thread, opinions vary as to whether a client should leave himself open to being perceived as having low self-esteem about body issues when he first contacts an escort. What I think comes through loud and clear on this thread is:


 
The really excellent escorts do not need a heads up from an overweight client unless it impacts what the client's actual physical limitations might be and then perhaps, a general explanation might be in order.
 
Personally, as an overweight client in my senior years, who used to have an awful lot of issues with my own personal self-esteem until my very first escort (AresApollo in NYC) educated me and put me on the path of a much higher self image, I still never fail to be clear in my initial contact with a new escort that I'm "an overweight and older guy!"
 
That said, the best escorts never seem to have any issue with my weight or my age. I quoted JD Daniels because what he said is the absolute truth. Every time I've been with him, whether in the bedroom or out in public, he has always made me feel as if I am the hottest, most sexually desirable guy he's ever met! So far, in my almost 5 years of hiring escorts, I have found that all the best professional escorts do this, which is why I stay completely addicted to this hobby!!!
 
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Of course they would, as they would "rather" know about anything to allow them to interject any prejudices they have without having to suffer any fallout or consequences for truth or bluntness in advertising that might turn potential clients off. It is my 100% belief that any escort that has a performance issue with a client for whatever reason, that burden of disclosure should 100% fall on the escort and not the client. That's right, put it in your ad. No gingers. No fatties. No baldies. No bears. No minorities. No whatever the hell you have a problem with. That's right, own it, wear your "preferences" as you like to call them as a badge of honor, and stop blaming the clients for your performance issues or forcing them to take ultra critical looks at themselves and develop as Mr. Corndog put so eloquently self-confidence issues just to make you feel better about your own prejudices aka "preferences". And you clients, do as Mr. Corndog says, walk in there and meet your escort, with your head held high, and full of self-confidence and hope you picked a winner like JD Daniels that is going to treat you like a king no matter what you look like! You owe THAT to yourself!

If I ever give in to the dark side and create a sock puppet here...!

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