ChrisWydeman

So here are some tricks that I have developed for bottoming and if your feint of heart stop reading now.
 
1. Three serving sizes of metamucil before bed will keep your clean outs down to 15 minutes or less.
 
2. Don't use too much water or you may dislodge something. Less is more.
 
3. Using a toy to clean out is VERY helpful. I thickly coat mine with J lube in the shower and insert all 16 inches of it. Ride it for a few minutes and if its clean your probably good to go.
 
4. After I am done cleaning out I use Hebicleanse which is fantastic for getting rid of any unpleasant smells.
 
5. If your not bottoming on a regular basis and you want some extra insurance take two imodium an hour before you clean out.
 
6. If you don't know how to clean out ask your escort or if you need to use their facilities do so. Any escort worth their weight should have a shower shot in their apartment if not for their clients than themselves.
 
Folks bottoming is WORK. You have to put the effort in or your playdate may go very badly. Find out what YOU can eat that digests well and eat that one day before your play date. If you have greasy food the day before your shooting yourself in the foot. If you are not willing to put the work into clean out please spare conventional escorts an find one that flags brown so fun can be had for all parties.
 
A friend of mine said, "when you play with pigs sometimes you get a little muddy". Shit happens but YOU can do your part as a bottom to make sure that doesn't happen. If anyone has any questions please PM
 
Chris

So here are some tricks that I have developed for bottoming and if your feint of heart stop reading now.
 
1. Three serving sizes of metamucil before bed will keep your clean outs down to 15 minutes or less.
 
2. Don't use too much water or you may dislodge something. Less is more.
 
3. Using a toy to clean out is VERY helpful. I thickly coat mine with J lube in the shower and insert all 16 inches of it. Ride it for a few minutes and if its clean your probably good to go.
 
4. After I am done cleaning out I use Hebicleanse which is fantastic for getting rid of any unpleasant smells.
 
5. If your not bottoming on a regular basis and you want some extra insurance take two imodium an hour before you clean out.
 
6. If you don't know how to clean out ask your escort or if you need to use their facilities do so. Any escort worth their weight should have a shower shot in their apartment if not for their clients than themselves.
 
Folks bottoming is WORK. You have to put the effort in or your playdate may go very badly. Find out what YOU can eat that digests well and eat that one day before your play date. If you have greasy food the day before your shooting yourself in the foot. If you are not willing to put the work into clean out please spare conventional escorts an find one that flags brown so fun can be had for all parties.
 
A friend of mine said, "when you play with pigs sometimes you get a little muddy". Shit happens but YOU can do your part as a bottom to make sure that doesn't happen. If anyone has any questions please PM
 
Chris

I would have to say Weekend was one of my favorites. Also Gay Sex In The 70's was a lot of fun to watch

If thats all it takes to make you sick how to fair on a boat?

I would have to say Weekend was one of my favorites. Also Gay Sex In The 70's was a lot of fun to watch

I would have to say Weekend was one of my favorites. Also Gay Sex In The 70's was a lot of fun to watch

I saw this article a couple of years ago. Not sure how current it is, but it may help you start your search.
 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/billy-kolber/two-palm-springs-gay-resorts-receive-highest-rating_b_2944791.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbx2PsTUQh8

I think clients say the darnedest things too:
 
When it's late - "It's 2am, how soon can you get here?"
When it is literally too late - "Does it hurt when I bite it like this?"
How to kill a boner - "I could be your dad!"

I'm going to be that guy so shoot me but...
 
I have had many people in my time escorting tell me they love to kiss and that its a requirement which is fine by me but when they try to kiss it makes me run out the door and never come back. Are you sure your a good kisser? Are you moving your tongue around? Darting in and out like a snake isn't sexy. Do you wave it around like a parrot? I am a fan of deep wet sloppy kissing myself but there is a fine line between passionate and being licked like a dog.
http://infinitespider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/garter-snake-ken-hip-flicker-sharing.jpg

Have you tried anal orgasm? I find them to be just as satisfying. Despite what you may see in porn and hear on this thread a hard dick isn't required for a good time

How did he milk you? By fucking you? Using a finger? If your looking for a consistent orgasm without the need of a hard dick I highly recommend investing in a prostate toy. I think its something you could share with most escorts as long as you tell them how you want to be pleasured.

Have you tried anal orgasm? I find them to be just as satisfying. Despite what you may see in porn and hear on this thread a hard dick isn't required for a good time

Have you tried anal orgasm? I find them to be just as satisfying. Despite what you may see in porn and hear on this thread a hard dick isn't required for a good time

How did he milk you? By fucking you? Using a finger? If your looking for a consistent orgasm without the need of a hard dick I highly recommend investing in a prostate toy. I think its something you could share with most escorts as long as you tell them how you want to be pleasured.

Have you tried anal orgasm? I find them to be just as satisfying. Despite what you may see in porn and hear on this thread a hard dick isn't required for a good time

I'm going to be that guy so shoot me but...
 
I have had many people in my time escorting tell me they love to kiss and that its a requirement which is fine by me but when they try to kiss it makes me run out the door and never come back. Are you sure your a good kisser? Are you moving your tongue around? Darting in and out like a snake isn't sexy. Do you wave it around like a parrot? I am a fan of deep wet sloppy kissing myself but there is a fine line between passionate and being licked like a dog.
http://infinitespider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/garter-snake-ken-hip-flicker-sharing.jpg

Critiques of your escorts looks are not welcome, you may be hiring someone but that doesn't give you the right to denigrate them. If you have an issue with someone's looks don't hire them.

Any good escort should be happy to see most any client, but if it makes you more comfortable, by all means, ask. I like the idea of mentioning your age, race and weight. Then we can have fun trying to decide which one he's an asshole about.
 
Kevin Slater

Critiques of your escorts looks are not welcome, you may be hiring someone but that doesn't give you the right to denigrate them. If you have an issue with someone's looks don't hire them.

Critiques of your escorts looks are not welcome, you may be hiring someone but that doesn't give you the right to denigrate them. If you have an issue with someone's looks don't hire them.

Critiques of your escorts looks are not welcome, you may be hiring someone but that doesn't give you the right to denigrate them. If you have an issue with someone's looks don't hire them.

Always remember - when I open my mouth and speak I don't tell you who you are, I tell you who I am.

Critiques of your escorts looks are not welcome, you may be hiring someone but that doesn't give you the right to denigrate them. If you have an issue with someone's looks don't hire them.

Critiques of your escorts looks are not welcome, you may be hiring someone but that doesn't give you the right to denigrate them. If you have an issue with someone's looks don't hire them.