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Isn't there a part of the Constitution that limits the number of sequels for any movie franchise to 25? There should be. I'm tellin' you without Harrison Ford's butt- I ain't goin' to any more Star Wars movies.

The same is true for siffilliss, clamedia and crobs!

Only one part of him looks to be of legal age. LOL! Mais, quelle homme!!

I believe we've had them before. It probably depends on the angle of the dangle. I'd love to see them myself!. Very nice way to start a masturbatory fantasy.

I think some of these guys may be gay.

Wishful thinking, no doubt!

Instead of choosing one or two, I'll just hope to make the team! Very hot!

Looking at some of the ads from the 40's and 50's makes me wonder where the models were hiding their packages. There is apparently nothing there- no roundness, no lumps, no nothin'. Did a modeling call go out for men with no cock or balls? Most likely retouched, I suppose. Or perhaps the models are all females in drag.? Or perhaps those models are females in drag?

A horny stallion walks into a gay bar and says, "I'm looking for the guy that keeps saying, "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"

#69 looks like a religious painting by an Italian Renaissance master. Great composition, beautiful brushwork, churiascurro, the capture of the moment. "The Communion of Saint Priapus" or "Conversion to Brotherhood", perhaps. Very beautiful and....er..Moving!

I bring up ANYTHING but sex and plenty-quick, somebody gets horny and drives the topic into the nearest sex-tree.

 

I bring up sex and the replies barely dribble in.

 

Interesting.

Having balls is like having two brains hanging between your legs and each has a steering wheel that steers the big brain up above. One of those little fuckers is dying to crash into the nearest sex-tree at any moment. When the topic is already sex, they kick back, relax and give the upper, big brain a few moments of control. The big brain is dufus and can't function without the guidance of the scrotum brains. It's a wonder men get anything except fucking done.

Sadly I had to google those. Nobody speaks Gaelic where I am from. It's only common now in the outer Hebrides, and amongst academics in Glasgow.

LOL! I had to google them, too. I'm a romantic and should have known better, but couldn't resist. The sentiment was real, even if the Gaelic was fake.

Goddamnit, I'm considered short by most people, but I'm not short enough to be short enough?

You are short enough for me, gradhan. In fact, you are foirfe! @escortrod.

I certainly sympathize and understand @TopTierTop 's desire to run his business his way, but I also question his assertion that other professions get to hand pick their clientele. Who are you thinking of? Teachers? Doctors? Law Enforcement? Clergy? Beauticians? Undertaker's? Social Workers? Sales personnel? Judges? Military officers? Plumbers? Do any of these folks get to ask for stats and photos before accepting a client?

Please let me be clear that I have no problem with you doing so, although I would be disqualified due to my age. I'm happy to have you as a correspondent on the forum, but certainly would not enjoy being vetted and rejected, or feel you were lowering yourself to accept me as a client (although I am in good shape and pretty cute), so your system works to both our advantage. Most of us spend significant portions of our lives dealing with people we would rather not. I congratulate you that you have apparently found a way to avoid this.

A fucking amazing collection! Mind and cock blowing!

And unique is a neutral word in my mind- neither good nor bad inherently, just one of a kind, and yet it is often assumed to be positive.

However....( To be clear) An hour spent with @tristanbaldwin is a treasure and uniquely enjoyable in the most positive sense possible.

Well, he's certainly appetizing. If he's based in LA, I intend to have that HUGE mushroom glans in my throat soon. What a hunk! Life is good.

I wouldn't pay $500 per hour for anyone unless I had a lot more disposable cash. But in terms of playing this fantasy game, and sticking to gay porn performers I would choose any number of Sean Cody performers (particularly Stu, Blake, Jess, and Tanner) or Corbin Fisher's Quinn; and the straight porn performer George Uhl. In terms of mainstream performers, I would choose Taylor Lautner or any of a number of other men whose names aren't coming to me right now.

I agree 100% with your Sean Cody choices. I especially appreciate your inclusion of Blake, who is my single all time fav. I don't know of any performer who enjoys sex more than he does, especially being fucked. He makes me cum just watching him bottoming. I would add realative newcomer Shaw to my list. He looks like he should be a top, but is an amazingly expressive bottom. I find it very hot that such a big guy submits to some much smaller tops.

I love it! I already knew much of this, but I've never seen it so well presented. Merry Saturnalia to all and to all a good night. Good luck and stout hearts for all of us in 2017. I think we are going to need it.

My love to all my forum brothers and sisters.

Like any hobby or addiction, hiring escorts could get out of hand and wreak havoc with your budget. I have to set a realistic limit and stay with it, which isn't easy because I only hire escorts well-known on this forum. No BP for me, so no super low rates. So far I'm very satisfied with the experiences I've had and they have been close in price range. Please note that all my sessions have been in SoCal.

The "bulge" guy really gives a fuller meaning to Christmas package and a useful gift!

Although I guess any piece with a big climax will do. Perhaps Haydn's Surprise Symphony?

After the rancorous presidential election, I find I am no longer a fan of any social media except this forum where politics, religion and war have their own area and I can avoid them and the anxiety they cause in me. I learned more than I wanted to know about the intolerance of some "friends" on Facebook, so I don't go there any more. I never did understand the point of LinkedIn or Twitter.

Nice cock! Can I choose the selection to be played? I'm thinking Ravel's Bolero.

I'm not telling. He reads this forum and if he knows I'm willing to pay it, he might ask for it. And

I'd pay it, cause he would be totally worth it if I had it. Got it?

Recognizing that many Forum members look down their noses at Southwest, when my flight from Chicago to San Diego was delayed the captain announced the flight attendants would be serving free beer, wine, and liquor.

Actually, Southwest rocks! They treat passengers like we treated them when I worked for Pan Am in the 70's- like customers! Some foreign carriers still do. I fly to France often. If I take a flight operated by Air France it's actually pleasant. Delta....? Welcome to Greyhound. Yet they are "partners" and the fare is the same.