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Yes the gourmet meals would be nice but I'd settle for an coach seat that's wider than I am.

Not much hope! I think they will soon have to make the aisle wider, so the flight attendants can get their walkers up and down the aisle. Some of them are older than I am. I apologize in advance for being ageist, but come on!

their reliability is much-debated, of course, but I pretty much never even scroll down to the RM reviews at all.....bad or good, the stiff yes/no format and notorious manipulation warnings have eliminated their credibility for me.....I rely on a combo of daddysreviews, the forum, others' personal comments to me, their vibe during pre-meet communication, and their grammar/spelling skills

Agreed! I use RM for the photos, videos (if any), map me ap, and the escort's presentation of himself. Otherwise....who knows? Thank the gods for Daddy's reviews and all of you looking out for me and each other. Seriously guys, without you, I wouldn't have dared to arrange my first hire.

I'm lucky I wasn't on this flight.....

 

I would has started a round of chanting......"Taser her!....Taser her!"....grin

 

I'm sorry...if you lay there like a dead cow....you should be Tasered until you get your fat ass up and RUN off the fucking plane.

 

I guess there's a reason they wouldn't let me into Stewardess School.

I just wish they were flying out of Long Beach, CA where they don't have jet ways and you still climb up a metal stairway to board. I'm guessing as soon as they started draging her down the stairs she would have managed to get up. Bump, bump, bump, bump........ Splat! Oops!

Oh TB you are unique, don't know about these others. Seriously, unique is an overused word!

And unique is a neutral word in my mind- neither good nor bad inherently, just one of a kind, and yet it is often assumed to be positive.

Guilt is a killer. I have a huge load myself after coming out to my wife after 44 years of marriage and steadily declining sexual activity. We are still together and, although horribly hurt, she is very understanding and generous with me. Lucky me! But i feel overwhelming guilt that I kept my true sexuality from her for so many years, although I never was with another sex partner in all of those years. I just became asexual except for masturbation after she and I stopped having sex about 12 years ago. This fact helps me to assuage my shame and regret as we start family counseling.

My message to you is that not all of the guilt is yours. Your husband ended your physical relationship, apparently unilaterally. Some of the responsibility for the current situation is his. Follow the great advice above, but lay the guilt aside. All you did was fill your human needs for intimacy after years of none at home. Try to get over the blame and focus on the future. Yours in brotherhood!

Thank you for making my weekend, William! He's perfect.

I want #7 to read me a bedtime story and then tuck me in

Or tuck him self in you?

@Moondance,

I cannot tell you how much I love this thread. For me, you haven't had sex with a guy til you've tasted his cum!

I'm telling Santa that you have been super extra good this year and deserve an extended and generous visit.

You can tell a lot about a man by the flavor of his leche...just sayin'...

I have one escort that goes on a heavy duty pineapple diet before I see him, because he knows I love the enhanced flavor. That's service!

Check with your vet - I don't know what middle-aged would be for mixed breeds like that.

Will do! I would only go for a very mild dosage, like you. I'll be cautious!

Wow! To keep Maxine, our 60 pound, 7 year old, lab/ pit bull around for some more years would be wonderful. She's brilliant, loving and beloved. Thank you, [uSER=9945]@funguy[/uSER] !!!!! A million times.

So many beautiful men. I don't understand straight guys. How can you NOT want to have sex with these guys. I mean I totally get the attraction of a beautiful woman, and would love to spend intimate time with her. Hey, straight dudes! Just look at them! They are Nature's paragons. Are you sure you don't want to try? Stop worrying about labels and just enjoy.

*pouts* So why didn't you say this of me?

 

Just kidding, but there is a serious point underneath it all about how men's sexual adventuresomeness (is that a word?) has fewer social costs but is praised more.

Because I already knew it and it is so declasse' to state the obvious.

Seriously, what you say is true. Growing up in a tiny rural town, I saw the scorn poured on girls who tried to enjoy their sexuality, and the praise subtly heaped on the boys. I never heard a dad say, "Boy, that daughter of mine is a pistol. She's screwing every boy in town!", although they were abundantly proud of their sexuality active sons. That is, as long as it was heterosexual. Such hypocrisy.

We have a very large extended family most of whom came from pre-revolutionary Russia. When we tried to do a family tree, several relatives undertook the task independently figuring to compare notes at the end. What a hoot when they all got it right - several cousins married cousins so the arrows went around in circles and my great-great grandfather almost got shot by his wife escaping from his girlfriend's second story window (in Russia, of course). The details all came from different sources!

Why am I not surprised that the sexual history of your family is unconventional? Let me think.....

This is ALL why i love to play in the shower!!!!!

Funny! So do I. Hmmmm?

I'd rather have him lift me!

I've always thought Rod Hagen would be great to meet, but I rarely tra

I've always thought Rod Hagen would be great to meet, but I rarely travel these days for a variety of reasons and he doesn't travel:

 

https://rentmen.com/RodHagen

 

One of the few porn stars I'd like to hire simply for the star power:

 

https://rentmen.com/RAFAELALENCAR

 

And I've hired Andrew Justice and David-SF before, but I'd like to hire them at the same time, and that doesn't seem very likely.

Rod Hagen is wonderful.

@Despardo

I live near Palm Springs and a forum friend just told me about your review of Hairyandfriendly from back in March. I have been eyeing this hot, hairy, hung guy for months, but was afraid he wasn't what he seems. I'd like to PM you for more info it that's okay. If he is genuine, I've been missing a golden nugget on my doorstep.

As long as we are star gazing- Kurtis Wolfe is lust personified, but I don't think any of my holes can accommodate his horse cock.

Tristan Baldwin --- Have tried emails and texts and have tried to see him when in NYC, but have had no luck FOR YEARS!!!! Would hope to meet him before I die!

I have a session with him scheduled for December in California. Super nice guy- easy to work with. I'm breathless with anticipation.

Top three I'd like to meet:

 

Alec Powers

Lane Fuller

Jimmy Fanz

Jimmy Fanz!!!!!! Yum!

Don't know if you noticed, but Tristan is going to be in NYC Nov. 20 -22. Might be your chance.

https://rent.men/TristanBaldwin

Cock is good!

You are killing me!!!!!! Thanks! The guy in the chaise lounge is sooooooo hot! I just don't get twinks when the woods are full of hairy MEN!

Eric Hassan, but I hope I'm closing in on this star.

All I can say is, "Woof"!