Becket

I think I've been snarked at. 😉 Behold. My wrists. Sufficiently slapped.

Rod Hagen, can I please please please be YOUR wingman?

That's kind of like Scooby Doo mentioning that there were TWO royal racists.

After re-reading all this the one who needs a hug is me.

Met him on my one visit to the Palm Springs weekend. I'm kinda shy around new people but he introduced himself to me and spoke with me as if we were life long friends. He made me feel very welcomed and I am very sorry to have no more time with him. Believe he would have been a friend. Rest well please.

How about a limerick, since I just learned what "pegging is" There once was a pegger named Peg Who hung out with her best friend Greg. Then Greg's girl got sick So she strapped on her dick And hollered, "I want you to beg.!"

Don't they know the rule: No glass at the pool?

BTW, did you see where the singer Bryan Adams admitted that his song "Summer of 69" was not about the year but the position? Oh, those naughty 80's singers.

Damn, I was expecting Bare Back Reindeer!

Mostly old posts started by Epigonos, God rest his soul. Anyone have anything recent. He's coming to Dallas next week and I am very interested. So what say ye, ye boys of California?

For me he's the box of my favorite candy on the top shelf. I see it. I love it. But it's always gonna be out of reach.

Tristian Waters out of Orlando. Super cute, fun to be with, great in bed.

My favorite Lechter quote: "Was she a large girl? Big through the hips? Roomy?"

I'm channeling Mr. Rogers. "Won't you please, won't you please, please won't you be my neighbor!"

I thought the guy was a tool. Didn't like his presentation at all. Not a hint of grace or charm. Won't miss him a bit.

There is a really hysterical answer here........Damnit I almost had it.........

I love Love LOVE Opus and Bloom County. My favorite newspaper comic ever. This reminds me of that.

WOW! Sean Costin. Future Escort of the Year!

I don't know. The "coffee in my undies" seems real enough, but how often does a dude drink coffee with his dick out? The thought of spilling hot coffee on a tepid todger shrinks me quicker than a cold bath.

Interesting article in the Daily Mail (yes, a bit of a gossip rag) stating that the HIV infection rate in the zip codes of Miami Beach and Wilton Manor has shot up four times the national average. They stated this was a recent increase, not just the regular statistics. Young folks have forgotten, or never learned, about the horrors of AIDS in the last two decades of the twentieth century. Current medical advances are wonderful but make us all more nonchalant about the disease, which still does not have a "cure."

Agreed. It's just bad manners. (Clearly their mamas didn't raise them right. 😉) Although don't most people with penises (as the wokeroti would say) cry out something like "OMG I'm gonna cum," or at least somehow indicate the moment has arrived; ie groans, gasps, etc? Does anyone cum without making some sort of noise?

Whataburger, a Texas staple, is really good. Burgers are a tad better than the other fast food giants. But the service is always so friendly. I like how they come around to your table to offer you ketchup and sauces. And generally the place is really clean. They do a few things very well and focus on them, which of course is the key to any successful business: Find your niche and stay there.

And after......frosted flakes.

What hump?