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    Irtwo reacted to UpDownUnder in Escorts Say the Darndest Things   
    Exchange with a Brazilian escort in Europe just last week:
     
    "Why do you have two identical iPhones?"
    "Because my wife would be pissed if she knew I was fucking girls."
    "Um, you mean guys?"
    "No, she's ok with me fucking guys, she just doesn't like when I fuck other girls, but I really like pussy."
    "Oh..."
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    Irtwo got a reaction from hanginginhi in Escorts Say the Darndest Things   
    Nothing can beat the famous:
     
    "Money see, Monkey do......"
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    Irtwo got a reaction from LADoug1 in Escorts Say the Darndest Things   
    Nothing can beat the famous:
     
    "Money see, Monkey do......"
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    Irtwo got a reaction from bigvalboy in Escorts Say the Darndest Things   
    Nothing can beat the famous:
     
    "Money see, Monkey do......"
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    Irtwo reacted to For_the_team in 411 on Jammees in NYC   
    Yes guys- he is real. Very humble and nice personality.
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    Irtwo got a reaction from allyouknow in 411 Mattias in NYC   
    https://rentmasseur.com/Mattias
     
    Anyone try? Thanks.
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    Irtwo reacted to + BOZO T CLOWN in BuffDaddy NYC NEWS & Mr. Briggs at Uncle Charlie's Tonight   
    Mr. Biggs made an unannounced appearance last night at the Monster. He is even hotter in person than in his pics. His gorgeous alabaster skin was flawless. It was like touching a thin layer of silk wrapped around a block of granite. He has a hard round ass you can put a martini glass on, cannonball shoulders, and baseball-sized biceps that frame a perfectly sculpted physique. Also, his abs are amazing. Bozo couldn't find an ounce of fat on that body. If that wasn't enough, the angelic face, periwinkle blue eyes, and hot West London accent almost made Bozo's nose spin right off his face. Thankfully, Mr. Biggs has NO tattoos and he doesn't plan on getting any. Based on our brief encounter in the lap dance room, Mr. B seemed very down to earth and quite eager to please. A very fun experience...
     
    Bozo
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    Irtwo reacted to NYSlim in Current list of NYC Strip Clubs   
    So, I went to Monster Bar last night (Thursday) in NYC. Place was packed and lots of guys about. I was a bit put off tho, by the number of strippers who had what looked to be a girlfriend clinging to them, or were on their phone for a good 10 minutes before tending to the patrons. The same for the number of guys who were grabbing girls or whispering in their ears as they went by. I understand that they may be straight but I don't go to a gay (strip) club to watch girls touch the men I would be interested in getting some private time from. It takes the "sexiness" away from it all. My two cents
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    Irtwo got a reaction from + HornyRetiree in "Airbnb'ing" your property to an escort?   
    "nature's credit card" .... lol! That was clever, Marylander, I got to use that sometime.
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    Irtwo reacted to Mount N Do in Swoooon   
    Regrettably, No. He wasn't here long enough for me to make it work.
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    Irtwo got a reaction from + Travis69 in Jeff NYC -- Recommended   
    It depends on the guy, but sometimes some clothing can be hotter than total nudity. What MarkNY described sounded kind of sexy to me: "tiny shorts where you can feel his erection through them".
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    Irtwo reacted to + Charlie in GAY PRIDE   
    The first anniversary of Stonewall in 1970 was the occasion for the first organized gay pride march, but it was officially called the Christopher Street Liberation Day march, and it started as a ragtag gathering in Washington Square. The organizers--amazingly--managed to get a police permit for the march, but there wasn't enough time to publicize the route or the destination, so my phone was constantly ringing that morning as we kept asking one another, "Where are they going?" "Where are they now?" It turned out that the route that the police had marked out was up Sixth Ave (usually empty on a Sunday) to Central Park. We joined them at 29th and Sixth, and the number of people kept growing the farther north we got. By the time the parade emptied into Central Park, there was a huge mob of all kinds of people, and the mood was ebullient. The next day the New York Times described it as a "homosexual protest rally," but it felt more like a celebration, a great big party to which everyone was invited, and I was surprised by the number of non-gays who joined in.
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    Irtwo got a reaction from joselowe in Current list of NYC Strip Clubs   
    There's also Nowhere Bar on 14th st, Monday nights. I think there is also a place in Washington Heights but I can't recall the name.
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    Irtwo reacted to + José Soplanucas in Finding Out an Escort's Real Identity   
    You can make little insinuations during sex, subtle things like "let me suck that (NAME OF COLLEGE) graduate's big dick", "you look so much better naked than in your mug shots", "Yeah, kiss me like you kissed you boyfriend in those Facebook pictures", "harder, harder like if you were pumping your credit report", etc
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    Irtwo reacted to gallahadesquire in Finding Out an Escort's Real Identity   
    Keep your mouth open but don't talk
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    Irtwo got a reaction from + quoththeraven in Readers   
    Nice theme. I like the first one.
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    Irtwo reacted to + FreshFluff in WHEN will rich older guys learn???????   
    Why is attraction based on looks more valid than attraction that based on fame, status, power, or whatever?
     
    They're two sides of the same coin. Sic transit gloria mundi.
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    Irtwo reacted to Bart in 411 on Trophyhusband   
    Reviews in post-RB times are going to very sanitized versions of what they were in past. Azdr's review was very much in line with who Azdr hires and what his interests are. That is why it is of equal importance to read reviewers description and look at the reviews he has posted. Almost all of the concerns about whether TH is real or not on this thread have been answered.
     
    To Tigger's point on Chemistry I could not agree more. As a long time reader and who does hire frequently, Chemistry as stated in this review goes right to a key point for a lot of people, kissing. Not unusual for an escort who is newer or bi or straight, kissing a guy is foreign to the escort. For me, like Tigger this is probably a deal breaker for me, but it may be worth the time just to have the conversation about what activities are available and what is not. I will say in the old days when you could list activities, if kissing was not on the list, I would not even attempt the contact.
     
    In the end we now know from a very valid resource that TH is real and looks like pics but further communication is required to see if there is a fit.
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    Irtwo got a reaction from + Cash4Trash in "Airbnb'ing" your property to an escort?   
    "nature's credit card" .... lol! That was clever, Marylander, I got to use that sometime.
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    Irtwo got a reaction from escortrod in Why won't you cum in my ass?   
    OP, when you say it like that, people think you want it barebacking. That's what I thought until I carefully read through your whole post. The escort might think the same thing if you're not clear.
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    Irtwo got a reaction from curiousnomore in Why won't you cum in my ass?   
    OP, when you say it like that, people think you want it barebacking. That's what I thought until I carefully read through your whole post. The escort might think the same thing if you're not clear.
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    Irtwo got a reaction from + DickyF in Why won't you cum in my ass?   
    OP, when you say it like that, people think you want it barebacking. That's what I thought until I carefully read through your whole post. The escort might think the same thing if you're not clear.
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    Irtwo got a reaction from liubit in Why won't you cum in my ass?   
    OP, when you say it like that, people think you want it barebacking. That's what I thought until I carefully read through your whole post. The escort might think the same thing if you're not clear.
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    Irtwo got a reaction from beachboy in Some Day My Prince Will Come   
    Even real ones can be hunky.
     
    http://www.zapgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/5eeeb70a9f81e4d7e09e70f75e54c34c.jpg
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