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Me? 61. Fat. Medical issues are nothing out of the ordinary for someone of my age and weight. I broke down and got a pill caddy. Decent teeth; good in fact. And yes, the desire is still very much in evidence. No, I don’t “sprout wood” as quickly as I once did, and yes, sometimes I take a “V” to help things along. I flirt with straight waiters (they exist!) and if they’re smart they flirt back, insuring a larger gratuity. I probably look and sound ridiculous whilst flirting but I don’t care. Having “come of age” in the 80’s I continue to be astounded that I’m still here given my sexual proclivities of the past. So, yes, I lust; sometimes wistfully, sometimes forcefully. I enjoy looking at handsome men and if I’m lucky maybe I’ll be allowed to touch and taste. Maybe my dick won’t cooperate but the desire never really goes away.

@purplekow … thank you. I’m 61. I look 61, I act 61. Trips to the bathroom are more frequent. I am in by 10 pm. I do still eat out often (too often according to the IRS) but I can appreciate lunch or dinner at home with cup noodles or something the lovely people at Trader Joe’s prepared and froze for me. My friends are my friends regardless of age or gender; there’s not too many of them so I cherish the ones I have. I don’t actively seek out new friends but if it happens it happens. I recently made the naked acquaintance of a spry young buck (40’s) who provided me with a reason to refill my prescription for Viagra. He’s married to an older man (70’s) so he understands the challenges of age and respects me and my limitations. And right there - that’s it - we want - and need - friends who understand that we may need to sit near the bathroom or that we want to be home by 10:30. Or who might want to stop by at 5:00 and split a Stouffer’s frozen lasagna with me. Or who understand why I don’t always want to answer the phone or respond immediately to a text. Those folks, those people, are my - our - friends. (I hope that is on-topic.)

Dick’s Phoenix had no alcohol and the dancers could be hit-or-miss. Too often there were bachelorette parties when, truthfully, I just wanna hang with the guys. Although, I would welcome the opportunity to watch the guys dance in speedos and thongs. Lord, I’m old. 😀

I am not a “size queen” by any means - average or small are fine with me. BUT DAMN! AND THOSE BALLS!

Welcome aboard …

I, too, am seeking feedback on Brad. I can’t recall why I haven’t engaged him as yet. (Did someone say he’s straight?) Seems decent in the exchange of messages but trying to get more info as to whether I should take the plunge. Thank you!

“Ophelia Cumming” and “Helluva Bottom Carter” are pretty damn good. “Anita Pardon” also got me laughing. Once at an Indian buffet restaurant (Hi, Mr Singh!) I announced that my drag name would be “Mango Chutney”. Deep in the recesses of my brain I recall a drag queen, years ago, named “Exlaxis Barrington Dolby”. And the more I think about it, my absolute favorite is probably “Eureka Pane”

Hello. On “RMass” he now goes by “CoastalCody”. On “RM” he is “CodyWilson”. I have to agree with @HaremOfBoys that he is a waste of time. (I wish I had read that before I booked.) I base this upon an appointment I had yesterday (May 25). I am willing to share more; PM me as needed.

Can you promise me that no one will see this? It’s just for you, right?

mmmmmm … pit pelt

I am grateful for the stories, thoughts and opinions shared here. I’ve learned quite a bit today. I’ve especially learned that I need to be more careful and more cautious. And that perhaps some fantasies are not worth pursuing, particularly those that might compromise my safety. And perhaps I’ve developed a bit more compassion.

Thank you!

hey, hey, hey … as much as “Sandy” got my prepubescent motor running - especially when pulling off his shirt - let’s not forget his “Dad” - what was his name? “Ranger Rick”? I forget the character’s name but I can’t forget the hairy pecs and pits!

I don’t know how one says “Daddy” in French but I know that “Father” is “Pere”. “Pere Philippe”

My God! That looks like Suits Unlimited in Albuquerque. I was never put in that position to get measured for a suit. Obviously I went shopping the wrong day!

You make an excellent observation. Thank you.

Love. Exciting and new. Come aboard! He’s expecting you.

Truthfully, the abs do nothing for me. But - DAMMIT! - dude has a beautiful face, a gorgeous smile, amazing hair and he can rock a bikini!

THAT is a meaty man-ass! Manwich makes it a meal!

For those who like dark

Delightfully, deliciously dorky!!!

Yeah … I work on my car whilst wearing white underwear, also.

That is some nice, beefy man-ass!