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My family and friends have agreed to limit spending and travel this holiday season due to weather and economic concerns. most of us plan to increase our local charitable giving and stop stressing over seeking out gifts for people who already have everything. Young children are exempt from this embargo.

Several companies are putting a new twist on candy canes with unconventional flavor offerings like hot dogs, brisket and sardines.
While the holiday treat typically comes in a minty flavor, now other varieties such as ketchup, brisket, cherry, bubble gum, clove, mango chili, sour cream and onion, and Caesar salad have all hit shelves this year.
After the 2021 peppermint shortage, many companies are attempting to produce candy canes with a variety of tastes, reported Axios.
The shortage, which was caused by a drop in peppermint oil as well as supply chain issues, forced manufacturers to expand flavors and create a wide-ranging variety of non-peppermint candy canes.
One company, Archie McPhee, really thought outside the box and developed a sardine-flavored treat — and, yes, people eat them according to the company’s president David Wahl.
The company is also responsible for other odd flavors like macaroni and cheese, pickles, bacon, kale, hot dogs, sour cream and onion, and butter.
Wahl said the pickles-flavored candy cane is their best seller.
“My dream would be just like Willy Wonka to do a full meal of candy canes, where you started with the appetizer and worked your way to dessert,” Wahl told HeraldNet.
https://nypost.com/2022/12/21/candy-canes-now-come-in-brisket-sardine-flavors/
   
  

I just did a nice wreath and white lights on the two false cypress trees in planters on either side of the front entrance and a small live tree in the main area. We exchange gifts on Christmas Eve. If I can stay awake and tolerate the Arctic air, I may walk two blocks to the early 19th c. Catholic Church for their Midnight Mass. The episcopal one requires driving. 

My family and friends have agreed to limit spending and travel this holiday season due to weather and economic concerns. most of us plan to increase our local charitable giving and stop stressing over seeking out gifts for people who already have everything. Young children are exempt from this embargo.

My family and friends have agreed to limit spending and travel this holiday season due to weather and economic concerns. most of us plan to increase our local charitable giving and stop stressing over seeking out gifts for people who already have everything. Young children are exempt from this embargo.

My family and friends have agreed to limit spending and travel this holiday season due to weather and economic concerns. most of us plan to increase our local charitable giving and stop stressing over seeking out gifts for people who already have everything. Young children are exempt from this embargo.

Something mentionedd too infreuquently here.

I love porn where the guys give good dirty talk.  It's not that often you have guys who do it well.

On the flip side, there is also an escort who claims to be getting his second PhD in addition to the MD he already has from Harvard...but still prefers to escort to make a living.    He even has a new profile name to go along with his new doctorate...this time likely from Cambridge.  https://rentmen.eu/DoctorXxX/   
I mainly just want an escort to be honest and able to hold a basic conversation.  It's usually hard to have an intellectual conversation when your mouth is full.  
 

They need a scratch-n-sniff for porn...because sex should SMELL like something too.
I can never have sex with a person until I know what they smell like

I love to read m/m erotica (most is written by females, but that's a separate issue) and inevitably some of the characters know that climax is imminent because their balls "draw up" against their bodies. Either I have a really lazy scrotum, or this is not universal among men. I checked & my sac just hangs there!!! Please advise me as to the response of your various scrotii. feel free to do plenty of field research. I recommend a hand mirror or a lab assistant.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Yup confirmed recently with my Immunology expert, friend.
I am guilty of misunderstanding in the past  ( Which I assume is most people ). That unlike other conditions; "testing negative" doesn't mean you've NEVER come in contact...just not recently. No one is my household has tested positive. Very few of my friends have tested positive. I thought this meant we all escaped the pandemic....but apparently that isn't necessarily the case.

I was watching a really hot porn video of a provider very vocally and articulately fucking a very loudly enthusiastic client. I was in public, so the sound of flesh hitting flesh, the begging and the grunting and groaning was attracting the attention of others.
  I turned the sound off. Suddenly, the video lost a major portion of its heat.
Apparently, hearing sex is as sexy to me as watching it. I'm not thinking of the "oh fuck yeah," boredom one hears in most porn. This seemed to be heart or cock felt. What do you think? 
 

When I read in far too many ads the words "I Am Educated"-- I cringe, for one would hope that the individual has received some sort of education if only 12 years.  If I were to engage the services of the individual, I'd find out if he is "educated" based on our conversation.  But prior to that, I'd have an idea based on the composition of his ad, his sentence structure, coherence, manner of communication via text or IM via Rentmen, and if he and I were to talk on a phone--one would get an idea of this guy's education, or I would hope so.
I think his use of those words are completely unnecessary; I'll meet you as you are and go from there, for in all of these years in which I've engaged the services of escorts, education (as such) has NEVER been an issue with me.

Yessir when peas will guide the planets, and love will screw the stars......🥺

If you have a specific topic in mind and want to see if it has been posted about before you can use the "Search." 

It makes no difference to me. I think some color combinations are better than others, but when hiring his fingernails are the last thing I notice. 

In my years dabbling in BDSM dungeon play, I learned that a simple length of leather 3/4 of an inch wide is the best "cock ring" .
Start with the center on top of the base of your shaft, go under you balls and pull up. Cross the straps between your balls and shaft / pull tight and then tie together under your balls.
This makes your balls and shaft extra sensitive which is great for edging play but works for any regular sexual activity too.
 

Is there a listing of previously posted topics available? Perhaps a list of top titles? If so, how can I access it?   Thanks 

Is there a listing of previously posted topics available? Perhaps a list of top titles? If so, how can I access it?   Thanks 

On the Twelfth day of Christmas my lover gave to me:
12  Rimmers rimming
11 Thumpers pumping 
10 Subs a serving
9   Girthy inches
8   Gods a flexing
7   Geeks a laying
6 Studs a sucking
5 Gold cock rings
4 Limb restraints
3 French kisses
2 Jingling balls
and His dick as hard as a tree
 
Any other thoughts?

There are a lot of hot gymnasts, but my favorite is Max Whitlock.  In this video, he shows off some of his most difficult moves on the pommel horse, along with his furry legs and bushy pits.
 

Feminists don't like dick.  😉

The weight of the extra fluid makes it fun to handle. Not hard enough to go shwing, but enough to make it look, feel and move like something more important than schmeckle. 

I don't care if a guy calls himself straight.   As long as he kisses and fucks I'm good.