Guy Fawkes

I will admit to having lots of fun in the Dallas/Fort Worth area. Only because I could only handle about three days of Oklahoma before I was ready to start shooting people. By going to DFW, I was able to go back to OKC for another three days. The family only barely noticed.

Clearly, you haven't spend much time in Texas.

 

I'm not a native, but I've found the state charming. I try not to stereotype people or places and it's worked in my favor more times than none

Don't mention "Steers" or "Queers" in Texas and you'll be fine. Them's fighting words in the lone star state.

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Full_1ac6aa_711584.jpg

Dallas/Fort Worth is your lover; Houston is your friend. For positions I'm partial to this one:

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/313298/slide_313298_2811933_free.jpg

Going to be relocating to Texas in late Spring for a new position.

 

hope the mafia will agree to play nice.

Jackhammer would have enjoyed this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWBQP-bxfX0

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Daddy spelled his name wrong when he was indexing Connor. If you try to do a name search you have to type "Conner". Anyone know how best to tell Daddy?

But will you ever be able to walk again normally?

After almost 10 years I was finally able to meet CutlerX during his short visit to Arizona. He looks exactly like his pics, solid build and big thick dick. He's a very nice guy, affectionate and great fun in the sack. I'll definitely see him again if he visits again. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

They had skid marks in their underwear? Oh my! You are good.

Not that I look like any of these guys in the kitchen, but after having people over for dinner, I've often declined their offers to stay and help clean up by saying "No thanks, it's actually easier for me to just strip down to my underwear and get moving on the dishes". After hearing that, some of them have left so fast they leave skid marks.

You did more than see him!

Wait a minute.....did I see him in PS last April???

Klingon/Vulcan with a splash of Romulan/Antarian.

Exchange between myself (M) and a young man (YM)...

 

YM: I'm sorry. I have to ask. But, what are you?

M: Beg your pardon...

YM: What are you? Obviously you are not like me...

M:I am classified as a mammal within the order of primates. More specifically, my species is Homo sapiens. In short I am a human; much like you.

YM: umm... I meant what is your race...

When he's done look at him and say: "Hummm.... Maybe 50 more."

http://media.gettyimages.com/videos/young-man-athlete-doing-push-ups-street-fitness-gym-exercises-and-video-id546649378?s=640x640

He may mean it. Once a guy asked me whether his pecs were the best I'd ever seen... When I smiled and said nothing, he jumped out of bed and did 50 push ups.

I'm willing to have him as one of the judges; What do you say stud? One Quarter at a time; or a spiked watermelon smoothie?

If you are thinking: "Huh?" right now, you need to find out who has the most experience giving BJs in Las Vegas. (which is an entirely different thread)

Let's start a bidding war between Las Vegas and Palm Springs!

Now that would be a party.

I get 30 points if I can get a young man to laugh and blush at the same time.

If I can get you to blush down to your pubes, that's a jackpot!

The problem is that I haven't found what the points are good for.

No one is fighting over that dude... I mean girl. Well except maybe Madison.

Now which of us is suppose to be doing the jerking?

He's a jerk!!!!!

Hummmm.... He snuck into Las Vegas when I'm in the need of a hug?

I just had an incredible day with Tristan in Vegas! He arrived at

Paris early afternoon and we decided first to get a workout in at the spa. Then we went back to my suite to spend some quality time together. After going down to the Diamond Lounge for drinks, we headed over to MGM to see Ka. Back to Paris for a late dinner at the Eiffel Tower Restaurant and then to the room for the night. There was time in the morning for some fun before we had breakfast. Sadly it was time for him to leave. Happily we plan to repeat this again in June!

A most unusual and earth shattering event has occurred.

The grumpy Grinch upon request for a pardon from an unknown shadowy figment of his imagination has relented and wiped the slate clean.

He's in the bathroom yelling about turkeys, not making any sense at all.

He still has his green crayon so I'd be nice if I was you.

http://ep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/grinch-bladder-card-4.jpg

Now that we're officially into the Holiday season, people not displaying the proper festive demeanor will be given a break that'll last until next year.

Now who's the first person that's going to test his resolve? Please there's always one that doesn't believe in the Grinch. Take one for the bad boy team!

My preference is Still a CONVENTIANALLY beautiful man !

TR, well you backed up your title appropriately, BUT whats a gallery thread without some COCK ???

No but those balls make you look like you're having a baby.

I'll get you my sweetie said the witch acidically

Why do you think they have Urinals?

Here's a quandary. You are going to urinate in a bathroom that will be used by a female next. Do you leave the seat up and listen to the complaints of how inconsiderate it is that men ALWAYS leave the seat up, inconveniencing women, or do you put it back down and risk being accused of pissing through the hole in the seat inconveniencing women? I've been ruminating on this one for nearly six decades.

http://daddysreviews.com/review/hunter_lee_palmbeach

If it makes a difference, he has no reviews on Daddy's.