Guy Fawkes

I'm sorry but the rules specifically say: "One per customer per day!"

I will take the two of them.

One final push to help you get past those pearly gates...

A couple is in bed sleeping when there's a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.

The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it's half past 3 in the morning." I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. So he drags himself out of bed, goes downstairs, opens the door, and there's a man standing there. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.

"Hi there," slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push?"

"No, get lost. It's half past three and I was in bed," says the man as he slams the door.

He goes back up to bed and tell his wife what happened and she says, "That wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"

"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.

"It doesn't matter," says the wife." He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him."

So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs.

He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere.

He shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?"

And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."

So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"

The drunk replies, "Over here, on the swing."

Specific to the Blogger Platform at this time.

https://support.google.com/blogger/answer/6170671

http://www.zdnet.com/article/google-bans-explicit-adult-content-from-blogger-blogs/

In an abrupt reversal of policy, Google will soon disappear blogs on its Blogger platform that don't conform to its new anti-adult policies.

Thinking about you Jackhammer...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=milking

I think it may mean more than that. . .

Considering that review page has no links on it (normal for a retired listing) color me confused.

http://healthyhopes.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-pictures-this-kitten-is-confused.jpg?w=244&h=300

Thanks, Daddy, yes, those are the reviews I recall on Justin. But your Rentboy link goes to Surferboy, a different guy. I don't know what happened to Justin's original ad that I posted.

 

This is cache of Justin's ad (thanks Garleth);

 

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?nomo=1&q=cache:69XAH_czhTYJ:http://www.rentboy.com/Listing.aspx%...&hl=en&ct=clnk

He told me that he was leaving NYC and retiring. Must have changed his mind.

http://www.rentboy.com/Listing.aspx?lid=386856

http://www.daddysreviews.com/review/justin_6_nyc

http://media.desura.com/images/members/1/909/908696/085.JPG

Nice Tan!

Sorry, the M.A. Looked at across the room at me and said: "Your negative!". I could give you her number if you want. The round of applause was enough for me.

Kidding aside, I always act as if we're both Positive.

and now back to the show...

[video=youtube;xVlZ-94MyrQ]

Did we mention that we really, REALLY missed you in Palm Springs?

Bottom + Bottom = 69

Donate them to Daddy?

http://www.working-well.org/articles/article_images/nonchalant.jpg

OK fellow opera queens, I need some advice.

 

In the late '60's, I was one of the troops DeGaulle kicked out of France. In the process, I "liberated" a collection of LP's that were being abandoned by the Red Cross library at an hospital being closed. Then there's my collection of early music LP's that antedate that.

 

Now I'm about to move and "deacquiring". I've neither the time, patience or opportunity to catalog this collection. Any suggestions?

 

Also have a neat collection of Laser disks, mostly opera and major movies (Amadeus, Casablanca, Barry Lyndon etc.) all of which are now available on DVD.

It's the Law; Use a Pun, Go to Jail!

Why Adam, my wonderful little forest elf, I believe you've got it!

Is everybody else ignoring it or did my sense of humor fall short?

Bravo!

How do mandrake roots rate?

 

http://weeklyrot.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/mandrakeplants.jpg

I'm not worried about the Handcuffs... Likewise the concept of being forced into cohabitation with bunch of horny, younger men in a confined space doesn't bother me...

Five and Six digit fines; that's a different story.

Treading softly, but carry a big dick. That's my motto. Except that God didn't cooperate on the big dick part. Guidelines will be helpful in the long run as there will be new folks coming along who need to know the limits imposed here. So, since we tend to post mild stuff, let's hope they are not violated. I wouldn't want some federal prosecutor hauling daddy off in handcuffs...well, I wouldn't want him going to jail over someone's post!

Daddy Said: "No Xylophilia!"

Like is this "Woody" too hard core or not?

 

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/8c/So_sexy.jpg

No, but what a cool idea...I'll put it on the wish list at the author's site.

Trolls have been a "Feature" of the Internet long before most of you have been around. If you would like a historical prospective, check out the anti-troll FAQ:

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