Guy Fawkes

Ahhhh.... A romantic. When the time comes my friend, sleep well and have pleasant dreams.

Just snuggle? I graduated high school 40 years ago so NO. Maybe in 20 years when the crankshaft aint cranking or shafting, I might consider it, but even then, I think I would be more likely to hire two handsome muscular guys to fuck around while the result of the activity of the young hard bodies filled the room with enough heat to keep my old bones warm and filled my eyes with untold beauty before I closed them to fall off to sleep with the scent of sex filling my nose and the primal groans rocked me to sleep like a carnal lullaby.

By definition are we not "a little older than" our pictures?

He's a little older than the posted pics, but well worth a session.

Their "Client Service Contract" is way too one sided. I could do better with my own ad in backpage.

I ran across this ad on BackPages: http://losangeles.backpage.com/MaleEscorts/professional-cuddling-outside-dates-platonic-companionship/61362452

 

The website looks legit http://thesnugglebuddies.com/male-snugglers/.

 

There aren't many male "snugglers" listed though and I wonder if the hunky guy, Andrew, listed first may be a fake profile just to catch the eye.

 

Anybody have an info about this? Would you hire someone just for snuggling and companionship? Maybe you already do.

 

Personally, I think I'd prefer to pay for a massage from a skilled CMT but there might be a market for this.

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Jealous? I'll be there on the other side making sure that other cheek is getting equal treatment.

(Opps, wrong clown... ... ... Never mind!)

I'm about to move the thread guys! Find the man a nice jewish boy in Los Angeles please.

Rabi, be welcome here; if they get too bad threaten a bris, that'll get them to toe the line. The 2nd time is far worse. (I was such a good boy and didn't find a suitable picture)

I'm sorry, but I have to call PIZZA on both of you! Love you both, but I not ready to play potato patato today.

http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get2/I0000mNdM.UYLyes/fit=1000x750/naked-man-in-bed-with-a-pizza-box.jpg

I understand why you might interpret it that way, but I suspect my word choice is more a reflection of my career where I'm disclosing rather than sharing on a daily basis.

No, I'm not going to touch that one... Try this in google: "site:daddysreviews.com 40's" to scratch your itch.

I was thinking of trying something new like an escort between 40 and 50. They still need to be muscular, 6 pack but otherwise I'm open. City doesn't matter as I would fly them out to me. Anyone have any ideas? I thought of Jon Ramsey but his pics are so old (and when he sent me one I thought he no longer looked anything like he did in his pics - sorry).

 

Time for something different.

LOL (But one has to wonder if it's time for pizza yet?)

You missed the LOL after my initial statement. That stands for Large Old Lover There are a lot of us and for those men who hesitate to hire or otherwise take a risk because of it, I say DON'T. If you don't like your weight, you can change it. If you don't like yourself, at least most of the time, then you must change it.

Me and my cash would never be rejected by some hot twentysomething. First, look at me. Second, I do not hire twentysomething usually and if I did hire one, it would only one mature enough and experienced enough to give me a physical and mental run for my money. Those men care about their clients and providing an excellent service. So, once again Mr. Kessler, I have needed to reprimand you, I am just sorry I am not there to reprimand you in your favorite way, but give yourself a good hard slap on the ass when getting out of the shower the next time, and we will consider it even.

Shazbot! Now we have to explain "Woo-Woo Coastal Southern California" to the blokes in England!

Whap! Got it on the 2nd try.

My dear Juan, as one of those people that may be one and a half to two times your weight. If he had wanted to be hoisted against the wall, he should have provided the fork lift.

http://www.toonpool.com/user/589/files/forklift_love_2017145.jpg

In our case, thank heavens we're both tops! As a famous escort once told me: "Two Tops Can Be Hot!" in such a way that my tongue got hard.

Meet me at the door dressed only in a towel and all will be well.

I was once hired by a guy who weighed possibly two and a half times my weight. He was really handsome and I thought the session was going well. At some point, after adjusting heights and angles, finally I was able to fuck him. As soon as I was inside him, he jerked at my arms frantically demanding that I lifted him with my dick and fucked him against the wall the way he had seen in a porn movie.

None of the above. For Underwear night I plan to go commando.

Silly Rabbit; Your Greg not Rupaul.

I'm confused

 

Hugs,

Greg

I don't need a celebrity endorsement to influence my vote.

However, I prefer the ones that are still in the closet:

http://www.moneyfactory.gov/images/353_500_green_face_20large_2.jpg http://www.moneyfactory.gov/images/353_1000_blue_face_20large_2.jpg

http://www.moneyfactory.gov/images/353_5000_face_20large_2.jpg http://www.moneyfactory.gov/images/353_10000_1934_face_large_2.jpg

http://www.moneyfactory.gov/images/332_100000_face_large_2.jpg

I guess you could say I like older men

Seems like just yesterday...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-N0LQ4QN94PE/T8oCmSdlHpI/AAAAAAAAGIc/W3lgx6x3fDg/s1600/50_year_old_birthday_card-.jpg

The mathematician would have turned the car on its side:

http://www.poorjokes.in/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/268397_145306458878225_111468602262011_285338_2748082_n.jpg

Subject: Cobra Crash

While practicing autorotations during a military night training exercise a Huey Cobra screwed up the landing and landed on the tail rotor. The landing was so hard that it broke off the tail boom. However, the chopper fortunately remained upright on its skids, sliding down the runway doing 360s.

As the Cobra slid past the tower, trailing a brilliant shower of sparks, this was the radio exchange that took place...

Tower: "Sir, do you need any assistance?"

Cobra: "I don't know, Tower, we ain't done crashin' yet."

Three guys left separately after a very late night out drinking Guinness until the early hours. They met the next day for an early pint, and compared notes about who had been the most drunk.

The first guy claims that he was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home, walked into the house, and as soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks".

To which the second guy replied, "You think that was drunk? I got in my car, drove out of the parking lot, and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"

And the third proclaimed, "I was by far the most drunk. I got home, I go in a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over and burned the whole house down!"

They all looked at each other for a moment. Then the first guy says: "Gentlemen, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog."

Q: What's an Australian kiss?

A: It's a French kiss down under.

Hey, I'm an Australian and I get it!!

A missionary goes to a deep, dark part of Africa that no white man had ever seen before. The inhabitants of the village had never met anyone outside their own tribe.

The missionary spread his message to the tribe and they accepted him. Then, nine months after his arrival, the tribal chief's wife gave birth to a blond-haired, blue-eyed baby.

The chief barged into the missionary's tent. "You give lesson to my people about religion and morality for nine month, then my wife have white baby? I kill you!"

"Hold on! Your tribe has never seen it before, but such things can happen in nature. They're called albinos," explained the missionary. He looked out over a field of sheep. "See that one black sheep in the flock? It's the same thing."

"Okay, okay, I make deal," replied the chief. "I don't say nothing about the baby, you don't say nothing about the sheep."