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This has also cross my thinking,due to influx of migrants here in NYC,IS THERE A POSSIBILITY THAT THIS GUYS BELONG TO A GANG? And the moment that you have the act of passion with this people they migth come your place and assault,rob and even kill you and get your belongings,it’s good if your place has a doorman/security in the lobby of your building,if not your toast.

Most I have seen I would not call buff. More lean guys than anything. 
I would venture to say it is 80% gay for pay. 

think with your big head, not your little one.  You already know the answer. 

I do find myself attracted to Latin (and Asian) men, though I've come to realize they vary greatly. While there are some Venezuelan men who are undeniably attractive, my personal experiences with them haven't been the most positive. Conversely, I've found that men from Colombia and Brazil tend to provide better experiences, in my opinion.

They're not allowed to turn tricks at the homeless shelter.

This is why I've become wary of hiring non-English speakers.  

Better than Chicago, where some are still staying at police stations....
One thing - Venezuelans speak a different dialect of Spanish. They don't even use "bano" for bathroom.  No wonder my hs Spanish isn't adequate. 

Many are my type looks-wise, but I've stopped hiring recent immigrants because of the language barrier.  I speak no Spanish, and It's just not the same experience if there's no verbal communication, even when the tactile communication is great.  I do admit, though, that I LOVE hearing them say "oh, papi". 

I’ve met with two and the experiences were meh. Hot lean bodies but the communications barrier taxed even my college Spanish. I also tire of the “baby, papi and daddy” all the time. And they had an annoying habit of texting me for weeks afterwards.

No. First of all, the communication problems makes it difficult to find out if they'll do what you want, or if they understand what they're getting into.
Second, I don't believe they have the experience and reliability to demand a full 300/hour (let alone more). They're new to the country ("influx"), and probably lack experience in SW. You don't start at the top of the ladder, and you don't charge that if you have 0 reviews.
According to providers in my area, Venezuelan refugees are primarily on Grindr and massively undercutting prices, but only through increased risk of a scam or bad session. I don't know if that's true, but that's what many of them believe, or at least tell their clients.

Hv had several sessions with them (or at least i suspect to be one of them), not reccs. IME, waste of money and time, those 6packs are not a guarantee lol.

This is one thing that irritates me. 
I wait 24 hours. Past that I am done. 
I can't stand people who have their listing set to active in my city but are actually out of town for 2 weeks. 
Or, they are currently with an extended client, or sick or whatever but they still show their listing. 
 
Why not put an auto reply on your text that says you are unavailable, or change your listing. It is just dumb because people who reach out while you are away just assume you are a flake. 
 
 
 

This is one thing that irritates me. 
I wait 24 hours. Past that I am done. 
I can't stand people who have their listing set to active in my city but are actually out of town for 2 weeks. 
Or, they are currently with an extended client, or sick or whatever but they still show their listing. 
 
Why not put an auto reply on your text that says you are unavailable, or change your listing. It is just dumb because people who reach out while you are away just assume you are a flake. 
 
 
 

OH for Fucks Sake..... I am so pissed. I wanted to erase this man from my mind and I succeeded until he is entered my thoughts again today. I despise this disgusting man woman child whatever the hell this is. I was looking at the guys in Denver because I'm going to be there next week. And I saw his ad I almost screamed. I told him 3 years ago to get off the damn site. Not that he should listen to me. Lol.First of all I don't know what any of you think you is cute but of course that's in the eyes of the beholder. What is he 5 ft 5? His hair was more red than it was brown when I saw him. And like I said to each their own and some people may find him appealing but what I could not tolerate is that I showed up to his home and he told me to wait in the car for like 20 minutes while he took his previous client out back through an alley for discretion so we would not run into each other. When I eventually was given permission to enter from the front porch I was told to take my shoes off. Fine. He told me that Midway through our session we would have to stop for a few minutes because his dog will become very excited. But I should not be disturbed. And at this point I'm thinking who is this psychotic man pretending to have a license from Kentucky? That itself should have been enlightening ! Him for me that midway through our session which he had to cut short because of his previous client. His roommate, a woman, would arrive home at 4:00 p.m. and the dog would be excited to see her for about 5 minutes. Personally I hope her boyfriend's the last longer than that. Why I stayed at this point is beyond me but I figured I'd driven 40 minutes why not. I went into the bathroom to disrobe them when I came back out he was in his shorts. That was it. The dog was in the room. I have allergies. He told me the dog won't bother me. So now i'm curious about the man he ran down the alley and the dog that's not going to upset my allergies although I know they were because I didn't have any Benadryl with me and how dear this guy think he knows what my health concerns are and then on top of this the dog is going to how at the moon when this bitch walks in. Sure enough she came home at 4:00 and of course she slammed the damn door and the dog went to town. Mark Thomas stopped massaging. His hands are not capable of stroking amongst noise. There was no mutual touch there was no happy ending and this was a worse experience I ever had with somebody pretending to be a provider. He was late to begin the session and shorted our time and then he wanted the exact amount we had agreed upon and I said there is no way in hell I'm paying you well that. Gentlemen I don't remember what the amount was supposed to be at this point but so long ago. But I did not give him the full amount. He literally threw me to the ground. His roommate asked if he was okay and he said call the police if I don't get out of his damn home. I wish I could tell you how much are we give anything to get him off the damn site. When I read the other posts here about this man I would hope you will not doubt anything that I have said because I recognize it sounds exaggerated but by God as my witness, oh I sound  like Scarlett O'Hara, God she was amazing but that  is what went down. 
I'll be in Denver myself from the 7th to 10th i'm not a damn provider but by God if you want a massage I' ll  give it to you for free,  it may be crap but I can't stand the thought of anybody giving this damn fool $0.05. Hell I'll pay you to come to me instead of go to him.
Gentlemen do I sound a bitter? Trust me sound is not the key word here! lol

^I have this on my website. Calendar with blackout dates. Surprisingly few clients take advantage of that feature. Some of my best clients do.
^Amen to this. It’s true. Kind of difficult to plan anything ahead in your personal life when so many clients insist on same day last minute bookings by text.
I block off only a few select holidays when I know I have family things going on. Or a day to drive my mom to/from a medical procedure, or for travel (even work travel), etc. I try to keep it as open as possible for clients to see me when they want.

So I mostly hire sensual massages. I have only a few times hired for deeper purposes. 
 
With that said I have reached out to providers on Holidays and always ask them if they are working or have prior commitments. 
I have had many. Often due to work the Holiday that lands on a Thursday, Friday etc may be my only day off and I want to enjoy. 
However I would be completely understand if a provider wanted to take the day off. I do wish it was easier to know providers schedules. 
In the past I had a few that had a calendar link and blackout dates. That was nice. It made planning so much easier. 

Let me say,  I do contact a client (especially a new one),  with a text after,  thanking them for booking me,  that I enjoyed the time and to please let me know if I can be of service again.    I text one time (only)  after the service.    I think it works,  I've never had complaints,  however I only have one text like that.

My mistake - texting and driving is illegal in 48 states. So now you have a really good reason not to respond to obnoxious texters.
Yeah, I got that from a certain 5-star provider I've been receiving inquiries about. I was in the office, and texted, "Dude, I'm WORKING," and he still wouldn't stop hounding me to change the session schedule. Since he screwed me on my schedule time, that's now an instant cancel for me.
As an (older) Millennial, I can assure you that the mature among us realize that anyone who needs to be constantly texted and reassured is probably insecure, possessive, entitled, or just outright rude and inconsiderate.
I used to have an a@@hole manager who would text employees with our internal IM, and if they didn't respond in 2 minutes, would start texting "ping" to us, as if we were a goddamned network host. Once, he did it to a new father who was changing his baby's diapers. The guy asked the manager if he wanted sh!t smeared all over the work computer. That shut the a@@hole up.

Exactly!
Unfortunately, if some young folks don't get a reply right away, they feel ignored, and disrespected. Tell a millennial: "I have a meeting and I won't be able to reply to you while it lasts", you'll see the cultural shock, they just can't analyze and comprehend something like that. 

I’m told to get lost sometimes but I think that’s different? 

Tell them you don't text and drive. It's illegal in Illinois, and dangerous everywhere.

So I used to travel for work. I often had a rental car so I could go to a provider. I quickly learned to ask is there parking in a garage or street level. 
If street level is it easy to find a space? So many time the providers never mention that you will have to walk 5 blocks to find a space ha. 
Also another time this guy is in to this day the most oddly contructed and confusing apartment complex I have ever been to. The buildings had no clear layout. Building 1 was next to 6 etc and the visitor parking was at the main building. Also each building had the same number of units 1-8 on the door. 
It took me 15 minutes to find his apartment because English was his 2nd language. The guy gave a great massage and I recommend for him to draw a map or take pictures to send to clients for future reference. 

Interesting. I am curious if the same applies to providers. In a prior market I would often text when leaving. If the map said 20 min I would tell them I am on my way and set to arrive in 25 etc. 
So many times providers would text me multiple times asking. How far away. When it had only been 10 min. I usually marked this down as being traveling providers or new but it happened often. 
Like I told you 25 min and I told you when I left and I am not late so leave me be to drive damn ha. 

This happened recently to me and after many years of hiring I can't believe I was this stupid. 
I spoke to a guy who was traveling and staying for the week in my area. Spoke when he first got in town but it took 3 days before our schedules lined up. 
On day 1 he sent me his hotel and address. Well on day 3 I checked in to see if he was available and told him ok looks like you are 25 min from me. On my way. I get to the hotel and suddenly he text and says it's the Hyatt. 
I thought wait there is no Hyatt over here. We both then quickly realize he had moved hotels. 
Normally I would always verify the address but I did not think to this time and he didn't realize he never told me the new hotel. 
Thankfully he had no bookings and I drove and additional 25 min to reach him.