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Glad to see the positive reviews on WillRP.  I think he is the best masseur in Chicago right now.

i saw him earlier this year.  the whole experience felt entirely impersonal.  the massage had an assembly-line, cookie cutter feel to it.  you could tell that he does the same thing, in the same order, for the same amount of time, with every single client.  you could also tell that he is very bored, and kind of bothered to be massaging you in the first place.  it made me feel very bored, and kind of bothered that i had chosen him to massage me in the first place. 

i had a massage recently where the masseur WOULD NOT SHUT UP.  he was unbelievably chatty from start to finish, talking super-fast and not taking a breath.  never had a massage experience like that before.  he talked about what tv shows he was watching; his night out at last week at the bar; his various hookups with porn stars; recent changes to his diet; concerts he was going to; etc.  none of this could be classified as friendly conversation, this was just him with the 'on' switch flipped.
for every song that came up on his playlist during the massage he would be like "omg, i totally love her!  what's your favorite betty who song?"  and then he would be discernibly annoyed when i would mumble something like "sorry, i have never heard of 'betty who' and i don't know any of her songs".  a similar thing happened when he brought up drag race.  "who's your favorite this year?"  and i said i don't watch drag race, and his response "you don't watch drag race!  you have to watch it to support the community!  i can't believe you're not watching it!"  and it was clear that he wasn't just surprised that i don't watch drag race, but kind of pissed off about it.
the whole experience was this horrible, nonstop firehose of words.  every once in a while he would say something like "ok i need to shut up now." and then about five seconds later he would start again.  definitely for me the most annoying massage ever.  couldn't wait to get out of there.

i had a massage recently where the masseur WOULD NOT SHUT UP.  he was unbelievably chatty from start to finish, talking super-fast and not taking a breath.  never had a massage experience like that before.  he talked about what tv shows he was watching; his night out at last week at the bar; his various hookups with porn stars; recent changes to his diet; concerts he was going to; etc.  none of this could be classified as friendly conversation, this was just him with the 'on' switch flipped.
for every song that came up on his playlist during the massage he would be like "omg, i totally love her!  what's your favorite betty who song?"  and then he would be discernibly annoyed when i would mumble something like "sorry, i have never heard of 'betty who' and i don't know any of her songs".  a similar thing happened when he brought up drag race.  "who's your favorite this year?"  and i said i don't watch drag race, and his response "you don't watch drag race!  you have to watch it to support the community!  i can't believe you're not watching it!"  and it was clear that he wasn't just surprised that i don't watch drag race, but kind of pissed off about it.
the whole experience was this horrible, nonstop firehose of words.  every once in a while he would say something like "ok i need to shut up now." and then about five seconds later he would start again.  definitely for me the most annoying massage ever.  couldn't wait to get out of there.

My stock response to a provider's chatter about popular TV, bars, RESTAURANTS, etc is to quietly and meekly express that I can't afford those things. It usually ends most chatter 👍. And hey, if it blows a little smoke up their ass, and they envision I walk the streets recycling bottles just so I can can make an appointment with THEM, I am fine with that.

my experience is more aligned with zimby's.  i had a recent experience with bodypoet, and -- to my eye at least -- his profile pics are quite accurate. 
i am very positive on him and would highly recommend.

my experience is more aligned with zimby's.  i had a recent experience with bodypoet, and -- to my eye at least -- his profile pics are quite accurate. 
i am very positive on him and would highly recommend.

Hey guys!
Just wanted to share a phenomenal experience I had with Marquis/BodyPoet
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Upon my arrival he did a quick intake and offered me water
The dedicated space was clean, comfortable and featured a very solid massage table
The erotic experience DID IN NO WAY skimp on the massage (he knows what he is doing in all aspects).
Really nice guy and he worked to foster a connection with me during the 90 minutes.
Would see again!
 

Same experience here. Would repeat.

I met him a few years ago, when he was based in Boston. Nice, sexy guy and a good encounter. 

thanks for the feedback!   very helpful.  

i met up with pj based on your review.  completely agree with you that he is a very good masseur with a nice space for massage.  he kept it very quiet, but there were nice sensual / erotic elements.  not a clockwatcher.  sexy, buff guy, warm personality.  will definitely schedule a session with him again.
thanks for your review and the recommendation!  pj is a good one!

avoid.

his first (and, as of today, only) review is so obviously chatgpt generated that it is pretty hilarious.  if you go to chatgpt and ask it 'write a positive review for a masseur'... this is pretty much exactly what you will get.  

his first (and, as of today, only) review is so obviously chatgpt generated that it is pretty hilarious.  if you go to chatgpt and ask it 'write a positive review for a masseur'... this is pretty much exactly what you will get.  

i did.  positive experience.  would recommend for sure.

i think 5-star reviews should always be taken with a grain of salt.  negative reviews, on the other hand, should be taken quite seriously.  i think few people will post a negative review if the bad experience wasn't there to back it up. 
i have definitely had the experience of a subpar session with a provider who has numerous five-star reviews.  i think that comes with the territory when we play in this playground.  there will simply be providers that don't work for us as well as they might for others.  i have never left a less-than-5-star review for a provider, as i am not out to ruin anyone's livelihood.  if i do not enjoy the experience, i will not rate them at all.  hypothetically, the only time i might post a negative review is if i felt the whole thing was a scam of some kind, but (fortunately) i have never had that experience.

I’m the same,I had no interest for decades… decades! I then began seeing a young hot Brazilian guy. He introduced me to poppers (after decades of no interest) and in one session I asked to eat his ass. I didn’t use poppers that time and only superficially ate his butt, probably for less than a minute. But then after each subsequent session I did it again and finally got to the point where it’s almost all I want to do. I’ll still suck his fat cock and get fucked but my greatest enjoyment is doing poppers while he kneels over me doggy style, straddling my chest, sucking my cock, with his butt in my face. I love stretching his cheeks and getting my tongue in further.  He’s always clean but other guys can be hit and miss. It’s all about the face and the butt to me. The face needs to be cute and the butt clean, tight and a little hairy. 

i think 5-star reviews should always be taken with a grain of salt.  negative reviews, on the other hand, should be taken quite seriously.  i think few people will post a negative review if the bad experience wasn't there to back it up. 
i have definitely had the experience of a subpar session with a provider who has numerous five-star reviews.  i think that comes with the territory when we play in this playground.  there will simply be providers that don't work for us as well as they might for others.  i have never left a less-than-5-star review for a provider, as i am not out to ruin anyone's livelihood.  if i do not enjoy the experience, i will not rate them at all.  hypothetically, the only time i might post a negative review is if i felt the whole thing was a scam of some kind, but (fortunately) i have never had that experience.

i think 5-star reviews should always be taken with a grain of salt.  negative reviews, on the other hand, should be taken quite seriously.  i think few people will post a negative review if the bad experience wasn't there to back it up. 
i have definitely had the experience of a subpar session with a provider who has numerous five-star reviews.  i think that comes with the territory when we play in this playground.  there will simply be providers that don't work for us as well as they might for others.  i have never left a less-than-5-star review for a provider, as i am not out to ruin anyone's livelihood.  if i do not enjoy the experience, i will not rate them at all.  hypothetically, the only time i might post a negative review is if i felt the whole thing was a scam of some kind, but (fortunately) i have never had that experience.

I've always been liberal in my reviews. As long as our agreement is fulfilled,  I give them 5 stars.
There's a lot of things that bother the hell out of me, but not other people. Likewise, I've seen other people criticize my regulars for things I don't mind.
Unless someone robs me, I've adopted a policy of keeping negative remarks to private messages. And generally only when I'm asked. That way, they can decide what to do with my opinion. 

i think 5-star reviews should always be taken with a grain of salt.  negative reviews, on the other hand, should be taken quite seriously.  i think few people will post a negative review if the bad experience wasn't there to back it up. 
i have definitely had the experience of a subpar session with a provider who has numerous five-star reviews.  i think that comes with the territory when we play in this playground.  there will simply be providers that don't work for us as well as they might for others.  i have never left a less-than-5-star review for a provider, as i am not out to ruin anyone's livelihood.  if i do not enjoy the experience, i will not rate them at all.  hypothetically, the only time i might post a negative review is if i felt the whole thing was a scam of some kind, but (fortunately) i have never had that experience.

i think 5-star reviews should always be taken with a grain of salt.  negative reviews, on the other hand, should be taken quite seriously.  i think few people will post a negative review if the bad experience wasn't there to back it up. 
i have definitely had the experience of a subpar session with a provider who has numerous five-star reviews.  i think that comes with the territory when we play in this playground.  there will simply be providers that don't work for us as well as they might for others.  i have never left a less-than-5-star review for a provider, as i am not out to ruin anyone's livelihood.  if i do not enjoy the experience, i will not rate them at all.  hypothetically, the only time i might post a negative review is if i felt the whole thing was a scam of some kind, but (fortunately) i have never had that experience.

I like it when both massage and body grooming services are offered. Sadly, it's rather common for people who do this to either pull their ad rather quickly, or abandon offering the grooming services entirely.
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And he dated Jerry a few times on a memorable "Seinfeld" episode.