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I know all escorts have had time wasters who utilize the phone interaction to get off and move on. I would not be surprised that some of the callers are getting off on calling the OP sir and are hoping for an equally stimulating verbal interaction.

Some days better than others. Thanks for asking. I feel that I could do better. When I have had success with exercise in the past, I have gotten into a routine and have stuck with it, because it fit my schedule and my life. Now, unfortunately, my time is spent in such a scattershot manner, that sticking to a program is very tough. I am trying, but success has not come easily,

I have had a great steak there in the past with a now retired Parker Williams. That one time aside, the half dozen times I have been there since have been fair and then more recently not at all good. I agree, Delmonico's is good and I was a fan of Spark's Steakhouse. Of course G56 probably would not like it there as he apparently has difficulty dealing with we of Italian extraction.

To all the posters who have a story, what the hell. If my doctor called and said he was strapped for cash to pay his golf club due, I would not lend him money. If my lawyer called and he asked to borrow money to have his eye teeth sharpened. I would not lend him money. So why in the world would you lend money to a stranger who has sex with you for money? Stop and remember, these are not your friends. And if a friend called and asked to borrow money with a half assed story, I would say no. Don't confuse it. They love the money not you. I must admit,I once lent money to a Nigerian Prince who texted me and asked to borrow some money and said he would supply me with a huge bounty when the funds from Nigeria were transferred. He hasn't called back.

One of my costume's was that of a head waiter. I wore my tuxedo and had a tray upon which I placed a rubber hatcher, some vegetables and a rubber masked stuffed with newspaper to make the mask look like a head. A little ketchup dried on the veggies. I approached people with the inquiry if they would like some head or can I give you some head. .

Dexy's Midnight Raiders. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASwge9wc-eI

Rather than just advance next month's payment, why not just see him the next day? He gets the money, you get laid, Better than what happened this time, He got the money, you got screwed.

I bought 5 bags of candy. At the end of the evening there was no candy left. No trick or treaters came to my door this year.

Well I wore a dick around my neck and said I was a dick blower

Body is still extremely fit and his face is as handsome as ever. He also knows his way a man's body. Definitely one of the finest oral performers I have known. Great ass too.

I get called sir all the time. Such as, sir can I help you across the street. Or sir, are you okay you look a bit ill. I think in your case that there is definitely a racial overtone. There is not an influx of young sub bottoms, I think there has been an influx of people who no longer know where boundaries should exist. I Politeness, courtesy and respect for others has been on the decline for a long time and the current political leaders have taken the downhill slide and made it into a avalanche. I am sorry that you are falling victim to other's ignorance. If their scene is the kind of interracial degradation you believe it to be, I would suggest you be blunt and just say at the first "sir" that you are not into degradation, so if that is what they are after, they need to troll other waters,

I have enjoyed the several DC get togethers I have attended and I was wondering is anyone was willing to undertake setting it up again this year. I do not live in DC so that makes it a bit difficult for me to handle, though I would be willing to lend a hand if that is an inducement. Nate SF has done a great job in the past as has Legendary Dave and I believe William has also helped out. It usually is the Martin Luther King weekend at the time the leather convention is in DC.

I have substituted in a Tens device with variable success. For some placement on the scrotum, or in one case wearing a specially designed pair of slippers, was enough to get the soft hard and the hard harder. In other cases, it did nearly nothing. Still it is a place to start.

All kinds of people should inform an escort ahead of time of certain limitations, physical, mental, emotional. I have had only a few bad experiences in years of hiring. Those bad experiences happened when I did not give and get all the information needed to have a great experience. So to avoid a hurtful rejection, be clear in what you want and give an accurate description of yourself. I am a big man and I usually just tell the escort I am fat fifty something and fun. If they want more details, and they usually do not, I let them know.

Not lust?

Yes these are vanity projects. However, if you feel something is worth further discussion, a new thread for that topic is always an option. Otherwise this is a home for stray thoughts.

As an older out of shape man, I am not quite sure if you are saying that older out of shape men may have difficulty getting hard, which is surely true or if you are saying escorts find it difficult to get hard with older out of shape men, which has not been the case with my hires, but if it is a problem, drop a blue pill and give the old guy a thrill.

A cactus, an agave and an unnamed plant go into a balcony bar. The cactus says to the bartender I need something to drink, I am parched. The agave says to the bartender I want an umbrella drink because I am sweet. The unnamed plant says to the bartender I will have a beer and so you don't leave me unserved remember I am a Forget me Not.

Yes they switched in seven runners at a time who were positioned by a computerized image denoting spots on the ground which would allow the runners to maximally decrease in wind resistance for the main runner. There was a pacer car which blocked wind and kept time. A computerized image also marked the shortest route around curves and over the course in general. It was a perfected race with a course designed with minimal hills, curves and no other competitors and the only other runners stationed to minimize wind resistance. All factors probably only minimally increased the performance, but enough incremental improvements to get the time down below 2 minutes. In addition a runner would supply him with nutrient enriched liquids to drink, in a manner designed to minimize lost time.

Computerized marathon but it will be done under race conditions soon enough.

That is true but it seems to me he looks better in his tiger uniform. See above

If you are truly worried about bedbugs or germs from taking the old woman's furniture and other stuff to the dump. A cheap rental car of a rental truck from Home Depot which is rented by the hour may be a way to help her and keep your sanity with just a bit of out of pocket.

Those loose fitting baseball uniforms do little to fuel the imagination. Fortunately, Mr. Kapler has shared numerous photos of himself shirtless. Makes me wish the Phillies had won something that would require shirtless locker room celebration with a drenching of Mr. Kapler with cheap champagne. Hope the Mets consider him for the job, though that seems unlikely.

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