Best Pick Up Lines

[+ tassojunior]

Yep, the surest way to get a reaction and break the ice. St8's have been so much better at this.

 

Quickest:

 

Is it hot in here, or is it you.

Corniest:

 

My computer broke. You wanna be my laptop?

Surest Going to Hell line:

 

You wanna play school? Cuz I want to shoot some kids up in you.

My Favorite:

 

They’ll only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

Edited March 6, 2018 by tassojunior

[+ azdr0710]

My Favorite:

 

They’ll only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

 

I miss Pluto

[LoveNDino]

I miss Pluto

It's still there buddy....Plus, it'll be a planet in my heart, till my dying day.

[gallahadesquire]

I miss Pluto

 

That's a pretty good line!

[+ friendofsheila]

Hey! There's a party in my pants, and you're the guest of honor!

[+ friendofsheila]

I can part my hair with my tongue.

[Beancounter]

https://thoughtcatalog.com/rania-naim/2016/04/50-hilarious-cheesy-pick-up-lines-that-will-definitely-make-your-crush-smile/

 

Not that I’ve ever used any of these.

 

Nos. 10 and 27 are really cheesy.

[samhexum]

Edited April 8, 2019 by samhexum

[muscmtl]

I'm filthy rich and you ain't getting a cent... still interested?

[LaffingBear]

My favorite is an oldie

 

"I'm writing my autobiography. How would you like to be chapter eight?"

[LaffingBear]

Tried finding it on video... cant.

 

There was a great roleplay scene in WKRP In Cincinnati. All the guys try picking up Loni Anderson.

 

Quotes

• Jennifer Elizabeth Marlowe : Hi guys!
   
  Andy Travis : Oh, what's your sign?
   
  Venus Flytrap : You live around here, mama?
   
  Johnny 'Dr. Fever' Caravella : Want a little action, sugar?
   
  Jennifer Elizabeth Marlowe : Well, Les, don't you have an opening line?
   
  Les Nessman : [Looks uneasy, then sits down and picks up a drink] Hi, I'm extremely wealthy.
   
  Jennifer Elizabeth Marlowe : Ooh.
  

[Gadfly22]

I miss Pluto

Well my Carl Sagan joke in this thread https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/sagan-in-chicago.135821/#post-1498597

went over like a lead balloon but as luck would have it I also have a Neil Degrasse Tyson joke (What's the connection? They both narrated the "Cosmos" documentary several decades apart.) Oh yeah the joke: When Pluto was demoted to a demi-planet I sent NDT an email and asked him if Plutonium was still an element or did it also get demoted? Funny, no?

He didn't think so either - no reply.

[Gadfly22]

Actually I just noticed - one guy did get my joke in the above mentioned thread, and who was it? @azdr0710 - same guy who mentioned Pluto - Spooky coincidence (if it is a coincidence)

[+ Avalon]

Well my Carl Sagan joke in this thread https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/sagan-in-chicago.135821/#post-1498597

went over like a lead balloon but as luck would have it I also have a Neil Degrasse Tyson joke (What's the connection? They both narrated the "Cosmos" documentary several decades apart.) Oh yeah the joke: When Pluto was demoted to a demi-planet I sent NDT an email and asked him if Plutonium was still an element or did it also get demoted? Funny, no?

He didn't think so either - no reply.

 

I didn't mind Pluto getting demoted but don't like "dwarf planet". I like your term "demi-planet".

[bigvalboy]

Can I get you a cocktail?...When are you dancing again?

[+ poolboy48220]

Can I get you a cocktail?...When are you dancing again?

I use those often, under very specific circumstances :-D

[gallahadesquire]

A friend of mine introduced himself once with:

 

"Pardon me, are you of Ukrainian descent?"

He had a Ukrainian fraternity brother, you see ...

[gallahadesquire]

I knew someone in college ... 6'4", crew jock type (I think, he had the build), stunningly handsome. This was 1972 or so, so "mixers" were new.

 

There was a gay mixer at MIT. If someone were stupid enough to go to George [not his real name] and say, "Oh, that dude is so hot!" he'd take you by the hand, walk you over, and say to the dude, "Hi, I'm George. My friend John [not my real name] thinks you're really hot!" and walk away.

 

He eventually became a Jesuit priest.

[+ quoththeraven]

There are good reasons to let straight people monopolize pickup lines. They're embarrassing. What's wrong with the relatively direct approach, like "come sit with me" or "wanna leave?" (then you can discuss specifics)

 

Perhaps the funniest pickup line I've heard lately is "do you know [name of band]?" from a member of that band, but it's silly - anyone who knows the band would almost certainly recognize him.

Edited September 7, 2018 by quoththeraven

[samhexum]

Edited April 8, 2019 by samhexum

[Bearofdistinction]

I miss Pluto

 

I have a stack of $100s rolled around my cock -- could you help me count them?

[samhexum]

 

Edited April 8, 2019 by samhexum

[JayCeeKy]

I liked George Hamilton's pickup line:

 

"Wanna get a drink? Or would you rather just have the money?"

[+ tassojunior]

I need a new computer. Wanna be my laptop?

 

corny always wins

[+ Avalon]

http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/gaypickuplines.html