Best Pick Up Lines

[+ purplekow]

Do you believe in love at first sight? or should I walk in again?

[+ purplekow]

A very good one is: Hi, I was wondering what your favorite pick up line is. If he defers try

I call my tongue (cock) Uber because guys like to ride it home.

[Guest europeanman]

Gents this is ridiculous. Not even funny. Try a simple "hello" with a bright white smile.

[+ purplekow]

Gents this is ridiculous. Not even funny. Try a simple "hello" with a bright white smile.

Been there. Done that. Walked the walk of shame.

[Guest europeanman]

@purplekow You would not get better results with a so called pick up line. And there is no shame.

[+ purplekow]

@purplekow You would not get better results with a so called pick up line. And there is no shame.

I believe you are taking the entire thread a bit too seriously. I have never used a pick up line, though like everyone else, I have been disappointed when approaching a stranger of interest. However, with great risk comes great reward and I have had those too.

[+ honcho]

http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/gaypickuplines.html

 

My favorite pickup line (not sure I ever had the nerve to actually use it) is not in the collection. It is

 

"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

[Guest europeanman]

I believe you are taking the entire thread a bit too seriously. I have never used a pick up line, though like everyone else, I have been disappointed when approaching a stranger of interest. However, with great risk comes great reward and I have had those too.

Yes you are probably right. I am new here and I am not used to the forum's sense of humour, if there is any. I also have zero tolerance to vulgarity and unsophistication.

[+ purplekow]

Yes you are probably right. I am new here and I am not used to the forum's sense of humour, if there is any. I also have zero tolerance to vulgarity and unsophistication.

Wow get out now. Vulgarity is a specialty and unsophistication is mandatory. I am not sure that qualifies in your definition of sense of humor. I am not sure if that qualifies in my definition either.

[Guest europeanman]

Wow get out now. Vulgarity is a specialty and unsophistication is mandatory. I am not sure that qualifies in your definition of sense of humor. I am not sure if that qualifies in my definition either.

I ll stick around for a bit longer, I noticed there are sophisticated and cultured members with interests beyond escorts.

[Wolfer]

FAT PENGIUN!

 

To break the ice.

 

[+ quoththeraven]

I need a new computer. Wanna be my laptop?

 

corny always wins

In dad jokes, maybe.

 

[uSER=19303]@europeanman[/uSER] isn't wrong, but dad jokes/bad puns is what these are. And as such, they're fine!

 

If you want culture, hang out in the opera and similar threads in the Comedy and Tragedy subforum.

[Guest europeanman]

@quoththeraven You could benefit from hanging out in the opera. Lots of nice guys. You would spend less on escorts.

[+ quoththeraven]

@quoththeraven You could benefit from hanging out in the opera. Lots of nice guys. You would spend less on escorts.

I object to condescension, not opera. I like opera. I've been to it, although it's not in my budget at the moment. Which is also why I haven't hired an escort since 2015, although I still have an active sex life. And am not particularly interested in picking someone up a at the opera.

 

Don't make assumptions about people you don't know.

[Guest europeanman]

I object to condescension, not opera. I like opera. I've been to it, although it's not in my budget at the moment. Which is also why I haven't hired an escort since 2015, although I still have an active sex life. And am not particularly interested in picking someone up a at the opera.

 

Don't make assumptions about people you don't know.

I am glad you like opera and I hope your money situation improves soon. And I do make assumptions specially on things I do not know. The opposite is not fun.

[Rangar]

and for all those cheesy pickup lines here are some snappy comebacks

http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/rejectingpickuplines.html

[rvwnsd]

A straight co-worker would walk up to women in bars and say "Do you want to f$#@ me or are you gay?"

 

One day at an after work happy hour he said that to a woman and her reply was "NO! [sLAP ACROSS THE FACE!] and NO! [EVEN HARDER SLAP SCROSS THE FACE], sh&$-head."

 

We stopped telling sh&$-head when we were going out for happy hour.

[+ Avalon]

@quoththeraven You could benefit from hanging out in the opera. Lots of nice guys. You would spend less on escorts.

 

I'm not really an opera fan. I prefer light opera, musicals like "The Pirates of Penzance" and "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum".

[bnm73]

Here's a pick-up line that has worked well for me.

 

 

"Hi. Let's fuck."

[Guest]

I just say "Hi, how are you doing?".

[+ Charlie]

A friend of mine, who was not especially physically attractive, used to just walk up to a guy he found attractive in a gay bar and say, "I have a big cock. You wanna get fucked?" It amazed me how often it worked.

[Guest europeanman]

I'm not really an opera fan. I prefer light opera, musicals like "The Pirates of Penzance" and "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum".

I never heard of these. Had to google. Actually I never heard of an American opera. Thank you.

[+ Avalon]

I never heard of these. Had to google. Actually I never heard of an American opera. Thank you.

 

You're most welcome!

 

I took my mother to a college performance a few months before she died

 

[RM]

You're most welcome!

 

I took my mother to a college performance a few months before she died

 

That was the first musical I ever went to in summer stock starring Sterling Holloway. I think I was in 8th grade.

[+ tassojunior]

Pass a note: Do you want to go home with me? Smile if yes....Do a somersault if no.