Mattress protection

[kaboom35]

So I'm housesitting for a friend for three weeks. He made a joke that I can't have sex in his bed because he doesn't want cum on his mattress. Lol. Totally understandable. I'm bringing my own sheets. However this opportunity doesn't happen often where I can host and I definitely want to host a couple of escorts while I have the chance. Any advice on how I can protect his mattress from any...orgasmic aftermath? While also protecting my sheets. I was thinking a plastic sheet? Any advice?

[Larstrup]

I always recommend covering everything in plastic sheeting.

[+ Travis69]

Swallow and don't dribble. Seriously I would try a plastic mattress cover. Bigger concern would be his pillows or are you bringing your own?

[MikeBiDude]

Or....here's a thought...respect your friend's wishes?

[+ Travis69]

If the bed is off limits then do it on the couch, floor, kitchen counter, kitchen table, etc.

[+ Keith30309]

Get an inexpensive blanket to cover the bed and don't do anything underneath it.

[Bearofdistinction]

Fitted Waterproof Mattress Cover

[jjkrkwood]

Sheets aside, I would NEVER consider inviting strangers into a home that I was INVITED into. It's rude and disrespectful despite the fact that you are doing your friend a favor. Its still not YOUR home. If you need sexual release, get a motel room. I would not want to be responsible for a bad outcome that may occur with a stranger in a home that was not my own.... I have house sat many times and NEVER once invited a stranger in. I am also mature enough to be able to go WITHOUT partnered sex for a period of time if necessary... (notice I didnt say SOLO sex, but it would NEVER be in my friends bed)

[+ FreshFluff]

So I'm housesitting for a friend for three weeks. He made a joke that I can't have sex in his bed because he doesn't want cum on his mattress. Lol. Totally understandable. I'm bringing my own sheets. However this opportunity doesn't happen often where I can host and I definitely want to host a couple of escorts while I have the chance. Any advice on how I can protect his mattress from any...orgasmic aftermath? While also protecting my sheets. I was thinking a plastic sheet? Any advice?

 

I'm not sure what he said about the bed was a joke. Maybe do it on the floor over a blanket. If there's outdoor space like a backyard, that would be even better.

[+ Gar1eth]

So I'm housesitting for a friend for three weeks. He made a joke that I can't have sex in his bed because he doesn't want cum on his mattress. Lol. Totally understandable. I'm bringing my own sheets. However this opportunity doesn't happen often where I can host and I definitely want to host a couple of escorts while I have the chance. Any advice on how I can protect his mattress from any...orgasmic aftermath? While also protecting my sheets. I was thinking a plastic sheet? Any advice?

 

 

So was he making a joke-or was he serious? If a joke, then go get a plastic mattress cover. I'd suggest one with a zipper that totally encloses the mattress. I think you can find them at Walmart.

 

Gman

[samhexum]

Take half the money you'd spend on a high-end escort, buy a cheap mattress to do it on, then hire a cheaper We don't use that word either.

[MikeyGMin]

Just how messy are you? Assuming your friend doesn't have a serious objection to you having company over, I would just go with the suggestion to throw a blanket over the bedding. The crinkling of plastic would be kind of creepy.

 

I find the most likely mess is spilled lube. I throw something clean over the bed to guard against that and to protect my guest from dog hair.

[kaboom35]

I've read your comments and have decided not to do anything on the bed. Thanks for the advice but I will respect his wishes.

 

Sheets aside, I would NEVER consider inviting strangers into a home that I was INVITED into. It's rude and disrespectful despite the fact that you are doing your friend a favor. Its still not YOUR home. If you need sexual release, get a motel room. I would not want to be responsible for a bad outcome that may occur with a stranger in a home that was not my own.... I have house sat many times and NEVER once invited a stranger in. I am also mature enough to be able to go WITHOUT partnered sex for a period of time if necessary... (notice I didnt say SOLO sex, but it would NEVER be in my friends bed)

 

I agree. Thank you for your advice.

[+ Funguy]

But, do not forget the shower!

Oh God ... shower sex - the best and you can use anything you like, everywhere.

[+ Gar1eth]

But, do not forget the shower!

Oh God ... shower sex - the best and you can use anything you like, everywhere.

 

I like showering together for soaping that place on my back I just can't reach by myself-oh and for kissing, massages, stroking, and receiving oral, but, and I guess it's due to my body shape/underhungness, but I can't really top effectively unless I'm in a bed with a frame and box springs or something of approximately that height like a couch or a table.

 

Gman

[rogerG]

hey kaboom35, I thought you said your friend made a joke? After I read your OP, I assumed you had your friend's permission to host guests. It looks like I was wrong.

 

I was in a similar situation with a friend in Chicago. He kept a meticulous apartment and he, too, was very fond of his 3,000 thread count sheets and super-expensive mattress. He knew I wanted to play while he was away and he, too, joked about messing up his bed. My friend was a true friend. He said, "fuck all you want," after all the warnings and the guilt trips.

 

I went and bought a cheap roll of 2-mil plastic from home depot, and I put it under the heavily padded mattress protector. The sheets and the mattress protector were washable and replaceable. His mattress was perhaps $6,000+ so I didn't need that responsibility.

 

All went well those 2 weeks. Had lots of fun fucks and no mess that a simple washing machine couldn't fix. My friend's mattress protector was so thick, no one could hear or sense that there was plastic underneath it.

[+ sniper]

Um, can't you just use towels? Why do you need to go out and buy some elaborate setup?

[+ azdr0710]

have decided not to do anything on the bed.

 

kaboom's friend's living room while friend is away......

 

 

 

 

and ever-polite kaboom later that night.....

 

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[rogerG]

Towels only? I don't think so. I've been with some serious, heavy shooters. If there's priceless art hanging on the wall behind the bed, one has to be careful. With certain sex gods, I think the photo of Dexter and his plastic sheeting is quite appropriate.

[kaboom35]

For the record it was a joke but he was serious at the same time. Did he say that I could have sex on the bed if I use a plastic sheet? No. But all he cared about was not getting cum on his new mattress which in my mind I assumed it would be ok if I protected the mattress. That's where I was going with all this

[Good Grief]

@kaboom35

 

Oh, well, with all the recommendations of towels, mattress wraps, plastic sheets ...

 

Might be nice to meet and get acquainted there then find another location.

 

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[rvwnsd]

...But all he cared about was not getting cum on his new mattress which in my mind I assumed it would be ok if I protected the mattress. That's where I was going with all this

It surprises me that he is concerned about you getting cum on his new mattress yet he is not concerned about everyday sweat and body oils soiling it. Maybe you should buy him a nice waterproof mattress pad.

[Stormy]

I was told that I couldn't use a silicone lubricant on a bed when I was a guest because it stains the sheets. I obviously must have stains on my bed at home

[Beancounter]

https://www.eluxury.com/products/smooth-top-mattress-protector-fits-up-to-13-deep

 

If you're serious about this then I highly recommend this mattress cover. I purchased one and am a very satisfied customer.

[+ oldNbusted]

Clearly we need a thread on how to properly dress a bed. :cool: