I am curious about Pet Names for our Cocks!.

[+ HornyRetiree]

Recent post about Pet names for our Pets has me taking it here:)

 

I refer to mine as "Turtle" as it is a "grower" that retreats when flaccid and is nice average (little thicker than average) cut when it comes out to play!

 

My Husband's I refer to as "Elephant's Trunk" as his is a "shower" that swings like an Elephant's Trunk!

 

We are proof that Erection is the equalizer!!

[+ Gar1eth]

I have a couple. One is Mr. Happy. The other (because I'm on the small side even when fully erect) is Junior.

 

Gman

[+ freecahill1965]

Recent post about Pet names for our Pets has me taking it here:)

 

I refer to mine as "Turtle" as it is a "grower" that retreats when flaccid and is nice average (little thicker than average) cut when it comes out to play!

 

My Husband's I refer to as "Elephant's Trunk" as his is a "shower" that swings like an Elephant's Trunk!

 

We are proof that Erection is the equalizer!!

I just call mine, Suck Me Please

[BasketBaller]

I remember a gross conversation in a high school locker room when I and my friends were whooping with laughter as we made up names. The winner, that had us helpless?

 

Boy Howdy.

 

Hey, we were 15.

[LivingnLA]

Big Mac because I'm a mouth full with a tasty special sauce.

 

jk. I don't have a pet name for my cock. My wife has said I'm an "Early Riser" because of my propensity to stand at attention and desire morning sex even now, decades past 20.

[+ José Soplanucas]

Mine is Jaimito.

[+ oldNbusted]

my propensity to stand at attention and desire morning sex even now, decades past 20.

 

+1

[MisterMike]

Big Mike.

[OCClient]

What, no pictures?

[JayCeeKy]

The Little Dictator.

[Rudynate]

I've always found it an odd habit that I associate with a certain type of straight guy - the sort of guy who is a legend in his own mind regarding his sexual prowess. It's the same kind of guy who refers to his balls as "the boys." So if you have a name for your own dick, it's something you should keep between you and your partner.

[rvwnsd]

It seems to me that one would age out of giving their penis a nickname at around fourteen.

[+ Gar1eth]

I've always found it an odd habit that I associate with a certain type of straight guy - the sort of guy who is a legend in his own mind regarding his sexual prowess. It's the same kind of guy who refers to his balls as "the boys." So if you have a name for your own dick, it's something you should keep between you and your partner.

It seems to me that one would age out of giving their penis a nickname at around fourteen.

 

It's about having fun. Why does everything have to be so serious?

 

Or to paraphrase Molly Shannon's Mary Katherine Gallagher, "I think I can express the above better in a song."

 

 

Or one I'm also partial to

 

 

 

 

Gman

[+ Tygerscent]

Recent post about Pet names for our Pets has me taking it here:)

 

I refer to mine as "Turtle" as it is a "grower" that retreats when flaccid and is nice average (little thicker than average) cut when it comes out to play!

 

My Husband's I refer to as "Elephant's Trunk" as his is a "shower" that swings like an Elephant's Trunk!

 

We are proof that Erection is the equalizer!!

Tiny Tyger and the Twins...

Some call my dick Rhino Cock... I've no idea why~

 

Tyger~

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971.400.2633 (phone calls must be scheduled in advance thru texting or email. thx)

https://rent.men/AAATygerscentXXX

http://www.daddysreviews.com/venue/usa/oregon/tyger_portland

[+ Gar1eth]

Tiny Tyger and the Twins...

Some call my dick Rhino Cock... I've no idea why~

 

Tyger~

[email protected]

971.400.2633 (phone calls must be scheduled in advance thru texting or email. thx)

https://rent.men/AAATygerscentXXX

http://www.daddysreviews.com/venue/usa/oregon/tyger_portland

 

Not too embarrass you @Tygerscent. But I've seen your tallywacker several times. Calling it Tiny Tyger is a total misnomer. The people calling it Rhino Cock have the right idea.

 

Gman

[desertguy1954]

Tiny Tyger and the Twins...

Some call my dick Rhino Cock... I've no idea why~

 

Tyger~

[email protected]

971.400.2633 (phone calls must be scheduled in advance thru texting or email. thx)

https://rent.men/AAATygerscentXXX

http://www.daddysreviews.com/venue/usa/oregon/tyger_portland

For me there is no doubt as to how you got that nickname

[+ WilliamM]

I've always found it an odd habit that I associate with a certain type of straight guy - the sort of guy who is a legend in his own mind regarding his sexual prowess. It's the same kind of guy who refers to his balls as "the boys." So if you have a name for your own dick, it's something you should keep between you and your partner.

 

Agree completely.