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Well, I can't brag about the sex part, but it just happens that today is the day when I'm sailing over the last ocean that I hadn't sailed over, the Indian Ocean (on my way to Melbourne from Hobart). I did sail over the Arctic Ocean to Honningsvåg and the North Cape when I was 13 or so. I'm not sure what the 7 seas are. There are only four oceans, that I'm aware of. I feel a song coming on....

Per Wikipedia:

 

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I have been to all 50 states, but I have had sex in only 21 of them (AL, CA, DE, FL, GA, IL, IN, LA, ME, MD, MA, MN, MS, MO, NH, NJ, NY, OH, PA, TX, VA). Also in 12 foreign countries.

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I have been to all 50 states, but I have had sex in only 21 of them (AL, CA, DE, FL, GA, IL, IN, LA, ME, MD, MA, MN, MS, MO, NH, NJ, NY, OH, PA, TX, VA). Also in 12 foreign countries.

Pfft, this is not a competition. Really. It's not. I'm not chasing anyone else's 'score'. At 'one foreign country' there's really not any point anyway!! Not that I care.

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Pfft, this is not a competition. Really. It's not. I'm not chasing anyone else's 'score'. At 'one foreign country' there's really not any point anyway!! Not that I care.

I was responding to the OP's question about whether anyone had screwed in every state. I have been to all of them, but can't claim to have screwed in all of them--Alas!

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I was responding to the OP's question

Yes, I realise that, Charlie. I was just desperately trying to make a virtue of my low tally. To paraphrase another commenter, my tally hasn't been whacked in nearly so many places.

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west coast to east

 

HI, AK, (sorry TR it was with my ex ;)) CA, OR, WA, AZ, NV, UT, NM, CO, WY, MT, ND, SD, MN, NE, KS, TX, MO, LA, IL, IN, OH, TN, FL, GA, NC, VA, DC, MA, RI,

 

Damn I am truly embarrassed now, but for the record I do travel for work alot.:eek:

Notice you are missing NY and NJ. That can be changed, just give me a buzz.

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You've only had sex with 10 men? Wow--I don't know how many men I've had sex with, but it's probably over 1000. Mostly in major cities, I suppose, although I've visited every state except North Dakota.

No what I was indicating that I have had sex in 14 states and of course DC with a total of 1o men. There is no lower combination of men that fill up all 14 + DC. Most with any one man was 3. I have not had sex with as many men as you have, as I did not even start having sex with men until I was nearly 50. If we include women into the mix, the number of states would stay the same but the lowest number of partners to cover those areas would be 2.

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No what I was indicating that I have had sex in 14 states and of course DC with a total of 1o men. There is no lower combination of men that fill up all 14 + DC. Most with any one man was 3.

 

Purplekow, I know I'm probably just very dense, but can you explain that again in a simpler way. I don't get what you mean.

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Purplekow, I know I'm probably just very dense, but can you explain that again in a simpler way. I don't get what you mean.
I have been with the same woman in 13 states and in the remaining states there is one other woman with whom I have been in at least those in the 2. So two women cover all the states in which I have had sex with women.

With men I have been with two men in three different states and with another man in two different states. Of the 6 states and DC that are left, any men I have been with have only been in that state. So one man covers NJ PA DC one man RI Mass Conn one man NH Vermont In fact I have been with another man in NJ Florida and DC but he only adds Florida. And most of the other states have been with men who live in that state and not one of the other four.

Really, it is just something I just have worked out in my head. Lowest total.

 

Actually with men, NJ would have the highest total individually as I live here during my most active time with men. With women I have only had sex with one women in NJ, my late wife. NY is the leader there.

The only question I have is, has anyone done the Full Monte Us style?

 

As it turns out I have had sex with men in some states in which I have not had sex with women and an equal number of states in which I have had only sex with women. So that the total number of states is the same for both men and women and slightly higher for sex in general.

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I've never actually kept track.

 

Although I was in Phoenix on business once and found myself with a free afternoon so I went online to see who was available in town. Much to my surprise, Talvin DeMachio was there and we joked that I was on a crusade to eat his lovely ass in every state (given we'd done it in a half-dozen states already). He retired too soon to complete the mission. :(

 

But I did travel for business almost full time for 15 years. I've sampled in many states (and Canadian provinces).

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To this day, one of the biggest regrets I have, is not hiring Talvin DeMachio...I will never get over it. :(

Well he is shorter than I expected but his dick is longer. Very good looking especially when looking up at him as he rides your cock. Great skin and very nice personality. So not that much to regret https://www.google.com/search?q=muahahah&espv=2&biw=1216&bih=808&tbm=isch&imgil=eNcrqR14fSsyLM%253A%253BeHNlHaIV1LZqzM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.memes.com%25252Fimg%25252F203418&source=iu&pf=m&fir=eNcrqR14fSsyLM%253A%252CeHNlHaIV1LZqzM%252C_&usg=__O9L_rZ5Z87ehvkTGpYxIr4TZHtc%3D&ved=0ahUKEwiF3Z-xptLKAhUCPT4KHUTyA0kQyjcIJw&ei=7xKtVsWpAoL6-AHE5I_IBA#imgrc=eNcrqR14fSsyLM%3A&usg=__O9L_rZ5Z87ehvkTGpYxIr4TZHtc%3D

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Child please...

 

Did you write him a check? ;)

 

http://mtv.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:public.articles.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/madonna-kiss.gif

 

And shoot me a PM, and I'll teach you how to post a pic. :D

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Child please...

 

Did you write him a check? ;)

 

http://mtv.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:public.articles.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/madonna-kiss.gif

 

And shoot me a PM, and I'll teach you how to post a pic. :D

I would have to look back on my register but it would have been worth every penny.
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The last snark is yours to take. Enjoy it. I did chuckle just a bit at one of your others.

 

You were the one who started the snark dear, so nice of you now to want to take the "highroad", and allow me the last "One"...Glad you got a chuckle from all of this. http://www.boytoy.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/no.gif

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N4me, sounds like you are a continent (not a country) ahead of us, buddy! We just need to catch up with ya! I like having a role model and a goal. ;)

what can i say i was living in europe needed a goal beyond how many countries i could visited so i did it with a certain twist

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South Carolina

North Carolina

Georgia

Florida

Louisiana

Texas

California

New York

Washington, D.C.

Indiana

Illinois

Pennsylvania

 

(I've been to other states, but can't recall any shexual shaningans going on).

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Hmmm.... ME NH CT NY NJ PA VA DC FL OH IN MI IL LA TX NV AZ CA WA HI. Great Britain, Germany, Italy, Holland Switzerland and Spain.

 

A former partner and I both travelled a lot for work. We were together for over a decade so we had lots of time to explore places together. Thank god for decent frequent flyer programs back in the day. The fact that we never spent a day together where we didn't have sex helped drive up this tally. ;)

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I have been to all 50 states, but I have had sex in only 21 of them (AL, CA, DE, FL, GA, IL, IN, LA, ME, MD, MA, MN, MS, MO, NH, NJ, NY, OH, PA, TX, VA). Also in 12 foreign countries.

Ooops! It was 13 foreign countries--how could I have forgotten that incident in Iceland?

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