The Theif and I, Act III

[+ nycman]

Please don't stop posting.

 

This is my favorite post in YEARS!

 

Btw...next time leave the thieving little whore a $100...you fucking cheapskate!

[caliguy]

I'm basically with you. If the guy represents a good value even after the stealing, then just put some extra money in the pocket for him to steal. I personally wouldn't enjoy that situation, but I usually tip generously when I feel like the guy I hire provides excellent service for a lower than usual rate.

I have an idea. Why doesn't he hide the money around the room like an easter egg hunt, He can conveniently leave the room while Mr Good Value goes on a search and find mission. Fun.

[JohnGerman]

I have an idea. Why doesn't he hide the money around the room like an easter egg hunt, He can conveniently leave the room while Mr Good Value goes on a search and find mission. Fun.

 

This is so mean! LOL

[Frequentflier]

I guess deep down I wanted to be wrong about him even though I knew the truth. Maybe I actually forget I spent the money from my wallet (even though I didn't). Maybe the money accidentally fell out of my pocket (even though it didn't). You get the drill. I just have to face reality and didn't want to I guess, or maybe hoped he changed after I confronted him last time. He is very pretty to look at. Model good looks in fact, dangit. Hung. Masculine.

 

As far as theft goes, no risk at all because I absolutely don't bring anything of value with me period anymore. Not even my wallet. I leave it at home.

 

Will there be a next meeting, unlikely, but never say never! If there is will I ever trust him, hell no! Will I ever bring anything of value, hell no. Will I ever have him as a guest in my house, hell no.

 

This escort will never be my best friend, my confident, my significant other- but neither will any other person I am paying for companionship. I wouldn't even hire this escort to travel with me. And if it wasn't for the fact he had to drive over 2 hours to see me, I wouldn't even hire him for anything other than a one hour romp in the sack, if I were to ever hire him again.

 

I think you worked out a good process to protect yourself. That plus you say there is great value in the services you receive tells me more sessions are ok. You deserve to have these good times. I think finding what you have (absent the light fingered actions of your companion) is very difficult.

 

Is this companion going about making money in the wrong way, sure. He should just raise his rates and then there is no reason to be light fingered.

 

Oh, and stop referring to yourself as stupid. I'm not going to share the dumb things I've done in life while having less fun than you have during your sessions with this companion

[+ dutchmuch]

I posted because I thought the forum would be interested in the story. My mistake. You won't hear another word about my experiences.

 

Please continue! We are living vicariously through you D2B!

 

Don't let the wit, wisdom and sarcasm drive you away. You're having fun, and so are we.

[+ Travis69]

Maybe he has kleptomania. PS. I would keep seeing him. Everyday I read on here about fake pics, 25 minute encounters, lousy sex, no shows, etc. This guy provides everything we all are looking for, minus the stealing, but quite often don't find.

[sincitymix]

I was expecting "Boy hears sound of bathtub being filled with ice."

 

lol

[JohnGerman]

lol

 

I actually didn't get that part. Was that referring to the Vegas urban legend that the guy's kidney got cut off and frozen in ice in the bathtub?

[sincitymix]

I have an idea. Why doesn't he hide the money around the room like an easter egg hunt, He can conveniently leave the room while Mr Good Value goes on a search and find mission. Fun.

leave him a list and some clues written down. Dear thiefscort. here is a list if clues were I hid money. can you find it all?

[sincitymix]

I actually didn't get that part. Was that referring to the Vegas urban legend that the guy's kidney got cut off and frozen in ice in the bathtub?

 

More like the guy wakes up with himself in the bathtub full of ice, with his side cut open and a note, usually written on the mirror. "Missing: 1 kidney. call 911." with a phone next to the bathtub or something to that effect

[JohnGerman]

More like the guy wakes up with himself in the bathtub full of ice, with his side cut open and a note, usually written on the mirror. "Missing: 1 kidney. call 911." with a phone next to the bathtub or something to that effect

 

Okay, so I was in the neighborhood on that one.

[bigvalboy]

So, all you bettors who knew I would give in and hire him again, collect your wagers. Congrats. Once again, I let the little head do the thinking for the big head.

 

For those of you not familiar, here is the "cliff notes version". Boy hires escort. Escort steals from boy's wallet. Boy hires escort again. Escort steals from boy's pocket. Boy confronts escort. Escort denies all charges. Crime scene is locked and bolted hotel room with only escort and client present.

 

Escort and client go separate ways. A long time passes. Escort texts client out of the blue. Stupid client thinks about hiring escort because quite frankly escort is great in sack and incredibly good-looking plus charges reasonable rate (with or without stealing added).

 

So stupid client decides to hire escort once again. Now mind you, stupid client does not trust escort at all anymore. So stupid client takes only clothes on back, DL, and one credit card, and cell phone with him. Money for appointment is stashed safely off-site as well as back-up credit card just in case. So stupid client, decides he wants to see if thief is still a thief or perhaps spontaneous combustion of wallet monetary contents happened twice like escort maintains. To this end, stupid client "booby traps" his clothing with hotel conditioner so that it will fall from his clothing if even slightly disturbed.

 

Stupid client and thief escort proceed to have a wonderful evening together. Only negative is escort is late, but he notifies me of this (late). Thief escort drives OVER 2 hours to meet me for no additional fee to his very reasonable overnight fee (well under $750). Stupid client and thief escort have a wonderful time together, spend overnight, and share breakfast together in the morning. At one point in late evening, stupid client thinks he hears noise but thinks nothing of it. When gathering his things to check out (just clothing), stupid client notices that the booby trapped conditioner is NOT in the location that the trap was set but has been placed in the clothing in some completely different location. Of course nothing is missing because there was nothing there to take- but the trap was sprung and once again, stupid client has gotten his confirmation that his stuff was searched.

 

"The End" "?"

 

"The End?" We hope not...Great story, and yes, some of us are living vicariously through you. Have a great holiday...

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

To this end, stupid client "booby traps" his clothing with hotel conditioner so that it will fall from his clothing if even slightly disturbed.

 

DTB - you are much nicer in setting your booby trap than I would have been. I would have left a hand written note simply stating, "and you told me last time you didn't steal."

[sincitymix]

or put some money int eh pocket coated with something that reacts with black light or luminol

[rvwnsd]

Can you buy those red dye packs that they use to track bank robbers? Would be funny if he grabbed a fake wad of money from my pocket and red dye exploded all over his hands! Wonder what excuse he'd come up with for that one!

The concept is funny, but I believe those things cause a fair amount of pain and potentially physical damage when they go off. That's why the mousetrap is a good idea.

[seaboy4hire]

Both client and escort should both keep valuables in a safe and secure place. When I travel (that's when I am able to host) I always keep id, bank card, laptop and such locked in the rooms safe. And I imagine clients that have hosted me have done similar. At least I hope they have even though I do not steal.

 

Hugs,

Greg

[seaboy4hire]

Can you buy those red dye packs that they use to track bank robbers? Would be funny if he grabbed a fake wad of money from my pocket and red dye exploded all over his hands! Wonder what excuse he'd come up with for that one!

 

Your a lil on the evil side. I like you lol

 

Hugs,

Greg

[abc645351]

Haha great read. I'd keep hiring. If you like him that much then I'd just equate whatever money he stole previously as a "learning tax". It sounds like you're saving money in the long run anyway since he has lower rates than others and if you're enjoying it then why not continue. If anything I'd leave like $20 in your pocket and consider it his "tip" just to keep the game going... Doesn't seem like anyone is getting hurt by it anyway.

[sincitymix]

id like to see what this thiefscort looks like. If hes this good looking and muscular to let you steal from him, he must be hotness kind of like face melting hotnesss ala Indiana jones and the ark of the covenant face melting Nazi light:P

[JohnGerman]

id like to see what this thiefscort looks like. If hes this good looking and muscular to let you steal from him, he must be hotness kind of like face melting hotnesss ala Indiana jones and the ark of the covenant face melting Nazi light:p

 

I actually feel differently. My mental picture has this thiefscort as a "low-key" looking and acting young man who might not look that striking on initial appearance, but may be frisky and versatile in the sack. Plus he is cheap and willing to drive for 2 hours for free. That counts for something too.

[+ azdr0710]

ikind of like face melting hotnesss ala Indiana jones and the ark of the covenant face melting Nazi light:p

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTcheaqt0rU

[+ quoththeraven]

This may be terrible of me, but I've been laughing so hard I'm starting to tear up.

 

The first time around, I thought you were nuts for considering a rehire, but now it strikes me more like an Easter egg hunt or hidden tip. I do wonder how much the reasonableness of his fee has to do with it, but I'm not convinced he'd stop if his fees were higher.

 

Thanks for all the funny, snarky, and clever suggestions, guys.

[+ purplekow]

Listen, you are getting get sex. You know he is going to try to steal so you now have that base covered. It seems you enjoy his company otherwise. So you know the pitfalls. You know the benefits. Since you are there for sex, enjoy that. Give the man what he earns and not a red cent extra. No games. No money in the pocket. Give him what he has not given you....honesty and see how it plays out.

 

 

 

You have confronted him once

Confront him again. Tell him. Sex 10 Trust 3 Sex 10 Trust 3 (He gets 3 for trust because you trust he will try to steal from you again)

[+ Gar1eth]

I wouldn't hire him. If he's desperate enough to steal when he knows your suspicious of him-implies he doesn't have a lot of limits. Maybe he will eventually do something worse. I don't think even my little head could convince my big head if I knew for sure I couldn't trust the guy.

 

There have been like three times I've wondered whether an escort took money from me. I think the last time was about 5 years ago. I was never 100% sure of any of the times. I'm kind of an absent minded professor type without being a professor. The last time I wondered whether it had happened-we were flying back from a trip. I fell asleep on the plane. I had made a snack purchase, and I thought I put my credit card in my shirt pocket. When I woke up it was gone. On the other hand I was so exhausted I could have put the card anywhere. It was never used before I was able to cancel it. That may have been the last time I saw that escort anyway. He met a guy. They fell in love and got married. I always wonder if he ever told hubby he used to escort.

 

Gman

[N13]

Don't you think you should write a review of this escort? Otherwise you are just leaving him free to steal from everyone else when a review could at least put people on their guard. But I would use phrases such as, "I think" and "I believe" rather than "He stole from me."