Things that escorts do that would turn you off from hiring them.

[down_to_business]

1. Smoking

2. Post inaccurate, stolen, misleading, or old photos

3. Have some stupid name or headline like "TheGoatFucker" or "MissBliss"

4. Give absolutely no information in their ad (no rates, no interests, no description etc.)

5. Advertise that they are selective or require a photograph of prospective hires

6. Say they don't kiss

7. Refuse to provide a face picture

8. Poor communication

9. Advertise how tips are expected and/or their amazon wish lists (etc.)

10. Share personal information about clients, prospective clients, non-clients, wannabe clients, and/or generally shame clients on the forums

11. Have anonymous dire hard fanboys rabidly attack every single post and review about you, even attacking others opinions as falsehoods

12. Having 1st time reviewers come out of the woodwork magically giving you a glowing review after receiving a fair and balanced negative review from a trusted reviewer

13. Attacking a reviewer or blaming them solely for any and all bad experiences. never taking the high road.

14. Developing a reputation for not showing up and/or canceling on clients.

[+ Funguy]

I agree with Battle. I also agree with most of the above but once I get past all the communications and i am finally with the escort, if he has used deodorant and / or has smoke breath I will almost always terminate because I love kissing and getting into armpits. If I can't do that then it's a no go.

Lest I get criticized for not asking about smoking, I do ask if it is not indicated one way or another. If he says no and then I smell it - out I go. I haven't run across the deodorant issue often because I guess most guys are aware of its turnoff.

[josh282282]

Just my reading, Josh, but I think you may have over-interpreted what Boomer and azdr said.

 

I don't think Boomer was suggesting escorts shouldn't post. Sounded to me like he was just saying that some posts dissuade him from hiring some guys. Since posts to this Forum are one more way of gaining insight into compatibility, that's inevitable. Of course, there's a flip side to that coin; I can say for myself that, in one case, an escort's posts to this Forum were precisely the thing that prompted me to hire him.

 

I also don't think azdr was knocking all self-promotion on this Forum. After all, the Escort Travels section is specifically promotional, and an escort's contributions to threads on the Forum give him exposure and can help generate interest. Sounded to me like azdr's objection was only to "too much" self-promotion--or, translated into marketing-speak--For any given brand in any given market, there is a saturation point.

 

I agree! Much better interpretation of their comments. Thank you.

[Lankypeters]

I asked a guy on Rentboy for the password to his private gallery. He e-mailed back, "When and where do you want to get together?" He was off my list.

[Epigonos]

Killian, I couldn't agree more: GREAT POST. The one thing an escort, on this site, should NEVER do is allow a poster to bait him into a dog fight. It serves no purpose and in the end will likely do more damage that good to the escort. I have always found it fascinating that it is most often the case that posters most critical of an escort haven’t, as a rule, spent any time with him - go figure.

[+ dutchmuch]

A escort that flaunts to ride around in a fancy-dancy German cross-over vehicle, and really rides around in Uber.

[bigvalboy]

10. Share personal information about clients, prospective clients, non-clients, wannabe clients, and/or generally shame clients on the forums

11. Have anonymous dire hard fanboys rabidly attack every single post and review about you, even attacking others opinions as falsehoods

12. Having 1st time reviewers come out of the woodwork magically giving you a glowing review after receiving a fair and balanced negative review from a trusted reviewer

13. Attacking a reviewer or blaming them solely for any and all bad experiences. never taking the high road.

10 11 12 and 13...

[AdamSmith]

10 11 12 and 13...

 

But no one would ever do those things!

 

[+ LIguy]

So there are lots of things-

 

1. Not kissing

2. Lack of face pictures

3. (Usually) pictures where they are 'flipping the bird'

4. Too many tattoos

5. Excessive piercings

6. Not being pleasant when I contact them

7. Drugs

8. Not knowing the difference between 'dominate' and 'dominant'

 

I'm sure there are others but these are off the top of my (unfortunately bald) head.

 

Gman

 

And a cigarette hanging out of his mouth but that turns me off with any guy I see.

[BabyBoomer]

Just my reading, Josh, but I think you may have over-interpreted what Boomer and azdr said.

 

I don't think Boomer was suggesting escorts shouldn't post. Sounded to me like he was just saying that some posts dissuade him from hiring some guys. Since posts to this Forum are one more way of gaining insight into compatibility, that's inevitable.

 

Starbuck, I couldn't have said it better myself.

 

~ Boomer ~

[+ VeryHappyCustomer]

10. Share personal information about clients, prospective clients, non-clients, wannabe clients...

Spot on, DTB!

Name droppers and guys who trade in witty banter about their clients' fantasies are radioactive. When I meet one I warn my friends.

[Steven_Draker]

I also don't think azdr was knocking all self-promotion on this Forum. After all, the Escort Travels section is specifically promotional, and an escort's contributions to threads on the Forum give him exposure and can help generate interest. Sounded to me like azdr's objection was only to "too much" self-promotion--or, translated into marketing-speak--For any given brand in any given market, there is a saturation point.

 

Agreed about the "saturation point". Can we talk about "self-centered" when 90% of someone's postings are directed at how magnificent, great and splendid he is? ... Milk it, baby!

 

You're "SUPER STAR"? http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCpRPTWY0EVESmbk114nlAhiH50-1gNUFQ_Ag6J8V1MM_Ba_fX ok ... show some humbleness, selflessness and real class for a change.

 

[Nebost]

A escort that flaunts to ride around in a fancy-dancy German cross-over vehicle, and really rides around in Uber.

 

And the prize for 'Most Precisely Aimed Turn-Off', goes to you!

[+ José Soplanucas]

Ayayay, I feel like I'm missing so many inside jokes!

[bigvalboy]

Ayayay, I feel like I'm missing so many inside jokes!

 

lol...Well look at it like a personalized license plate, if at first you don't get it, maybe it wasn't meant for you.......(That was a joke people, no emails please)

[Nebost]

lol...Well look at it like a personalized license plate, if at first you don't get it, maybe it wasn't meant for you.......(That was a joke people, no emails please)

 

 

Off topic, but since you mention it, my favorite license plate (not my own) is 6ULDV8.

[+ VeryHappyCustomer]

Off topic, but since you mention it, my favorite license plate (not my own) is 6ULDV8.

you mean 6ULDVNT? (alluding to previous discussions of advertisers' poor diction)

[bigvalboy]

Off topic, but since you mention it, my favorite license plate (not my own) is 6ULDV8.

 

you mean 6ULDVNT? (alluding to previous discussions of advertisers' poor diction)

 

That got past the DMV? ...that's funny.

[Tonyko]

1) Response to "Are those your photos?" is "You won't be dissappointed".

2) "Lives" in NYC but the cell is from AZ. (AZ scares me IDK why just does

3) Won't give complete addy until you're down on the sidewalk. (I've stood in front of many buldings to have the communication stop at that point. Flake? Something better came up? Passed out? Passed out ON cell and broke it? IdK.

4) Asks (for outcall) if I live alone.

5 6 7 etc ) Asks if I party. Asks if I want a 2nd guy he works with. Asks if we can wait to confirm till an hour before. Asks for a CC deposit before confirming (yah). Asks for my face photo. Asks me to bring beer. Asks if I have a problem with birds. (learned that the hard way two giant screeching smelling pooping Toucans in a one room apt) And worth repeating:

Response to "Are those your photos?" is "You won't be dissappointed".

 

This is SO educational and surprising to me since many have probs with things that really don't factor in for me.

I don't care if a guy smokes long as he's brushed and has clean mouthwashed breath and obvs with an outcall he can't smoke in my place. And most I know take it outside in their own place too. IF his place reeked, from pot as well which REALLY stinks for days to me, that might make a diff upon arrival, but not in the initial decision.

Flipping the bird in a pic, lol alotta guys think it makes them look tuff or butch, I have old pics of myself doing it lol, it wouldn't affect my decision.

A messy background, if he's an open minded str8 boy or G4P and under 25, well, there's GONNA be a laundry hamper on the floor that's a given. Again, outcall what's it matter? In call, a bowl of dead fish or old pizza with hair growing on it or a bed on the floor with sheets that are moving, will make make a diff upon arrival, but not in my initial decision.

Sending a dirty pic, IDK to me that was always kind of a plus

[+ dutchmuch]

And the prize for 'Most Precisely Aimed Turn-Off', goes to you!

 

 

OK, how about an escort that plays coy (always on first class cruises and trips), yet advertises on every escort site save Craigslist?

[big-n-tall]

....mmm. Random dirty pics. Love em! Don't judge me.

[+ Topseed]

I'll echo BabyBoomer and Azdr on self-promotion. Thanks to these contributors for bringing this up.

[+ FreshFluff]

Flipping the bird in a pic, lol alotta guys think it makes them look tuff or butch, I have old pics of myself doing it lol, it wouldn't affect my decision.

 

I don't know. I think it's supposed to mean, "I'm so hot that you'll want me even if I tell you to f*** off."

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

I'm unlikely to hire the guy with others in the picture that likely didn't agree to be included in the escort's ad. Two common examples are the a selfie from the gym with others in the background and the photo from the bar with his arm around someone who has been cropped out. Tells me that perhaps the escort is not as discrete as I would expect.

 

(The "private" pic with the escort's cock up the ass of Mr. Anonymous do not bother me.)

[+ WilliamM]

This is SO educational and surprising to me since many have probs with things that really don't factor in for me.

I don't care if a guy smokes long as he's brushed and has clean mouthwashed breath and obvs with an outcall he can't smoke in my place. And most I know take it outside in their own place too. IF his place reeked, from pot as well which REALLY stinks for days to me, that might make a diff upon arrival, but not in the initial decision.

 

I am truly amazed as well, Tonyko. I stop reading lists that have 12 or 14 conditions. It is both educational and surprising, almost like picking a husband, not just an hour or two with an escort. I always knew escorting was not easy,; my respect for escorts has increased after reading all the demands!