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Guest Starbuck

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What's better than a gold watch at your retirement party? Now we know.

purplekow Grand Master

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I change my tires every 20000 miles. I do not get the big deal of retiring. The Costco in this area will have you retired in about 1 hour during which you can discount shop. Now Tristan Baldwin, I would not mind working off the treads of his tires. Would love to get the rubber to meet the road there.

rvwnsd Grand Master

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Didn't know what section to post this under, so here it is!

 

Aww, that's sweet! Tristan, you are such a great guy. We are definitely getting together when you are back in SoCal, melted freeway or not!

Andy2 Mentor

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Congratulations, Whipped.

 

Tristan is such a classy guy--quite wonderful, really.

 

Muscles covering a Big Heart = Swoon . . .

Guest borger1582

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Breadcrumb applause!

whipped guy Grand Master

whipped guy

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I'm am posting the initial section of this in the two retirement threads for greater visibility as I want to acknowledge all the wishes from the many individuals who were kind enough to respond not only to both threads but via PM as well.

 

Many thanks for all your good wishes and sage advice!

 

I really did not intend for this to mushroom into a larger than life event. I simply wanted to share some thoughts in a somewhat jovial manner and at the same time express my sincere appreciation for not only the many fine gentlemen with whom I have connected, but also for this very forum itself.

 

However, a certain guy with the initials TB had some other ideas. Plus, he is not one to take "no way" for an answer. Still, I guess it was appropriate for him to do so because he certainly exemplifies the best that the world of escorting has to offer. Still, there are so many fine gentlemen out there for whom we all should be quite thankful. Escorting many be the oldest profession, but it certainly is not the easiest. In fact it probably is as much like pulling teeth in degree of difficulty as any other profession out there. So sincere kudos to all those talented working guys!

 

Again many thanks for all your kindness and advice.. It is deeply and sincerely appreciated

 

Now for the real story.

 

Yeah I know that TB posted that seemingly nice video tribute to my retirement. At least on the surface it was nice, but here's the real deal.

 

I get to his place slightly before 2 PM and as I'm pulling in he's freaking leaving. I say to myself, "WTF"! At first I thought that it was his 1 PM leaving, but then I know that's not his style. He tells me that he is out of lube and has to buy some. Now how unprofessional is that!? So I hop into his car and we're off to the local drug store. He buys two bottles and as we're leaving there's this torrential down pour. Ya think he would at least have enough respect for the client to bring the car around for me? But no! I get soaking wet racing to the car and when I get there the door on the passenger side is locked. OK it's only water so no harm.

 

We get back to his place and he finds only one bottle of lube sitting in the console between the seats of his car. So he accuses me of stealing one of the bottles. (Of course we do have a history in that regard so I really can't blame him for the accusation. Still, I had paid my dues and learned my lesson, plus I did replace the almost empty bottle that I had "requisitioned"... actually he left it behind at my place... with a full bottle.) Of course, that second bottle had merely fallen on the floor of his vehicle so no big deal, but he never really apologizes for the accusation, but I'm willing to overlook things.

 

So we're off to a rocky start. At least when we get inside, the three precious doggies did give me a nice welcome, and it was better and a much kinder reception than that of their master. Well we finally get to the main event, but I'll keep that private as if I divulge the details this will turn into a review and we all know that's not allowed here. However, if I were to write a review. It would be one sentence. "TB is an SOB!" Interpret that however you will, but that would be the sum total.

 

Of course, he then tries to get me drunk with his silly video when he knows that I have to drive back home. Plus, he shows me a bottle of the "good stuff" sitting in his fridge. So what does he do? He reaches for the cheep version with the screw cap top! Then no champagne flutes... at least make things look classy... but no! That's not his style. Then the clincher! By this time I'm a bit out if it. He literally pushes me out the door and puts me in my car, but never puts the backpack with my gear in the car with me. Yeah! He plans on keeping the set of floggers, the nipple clamps, and all the other accoutrements for himself. I am driving home and he calls me saying, "Ha, ha, ha! I've got your stuff!" I make this U-turn and it was not easy to accomplish! We meet up and have this fight where we are throwing things at each other. I grab the backpack and manage to escape!

 

That's the real story! Honestly!

 

Well a somewhat embellished version of what really happened as told by a person who has had to retire because he is literally totally loosing his mind. o_O:confused:

 

I know that at times people take things too seriously and literally here. Consequently, I want to conclude on a definitely positive note. Therefore, I'll even add a few smiley faces to reassure everyone that we're still on good terms and this portion of the post was all just in good fun! :D :D :D

 

Actually I want to conclude on a serious note.

This is a reminder that as he has previously posted here Tristan is having surgery this Monday July 13 to correct a rotator cuff issue with his left shoulder. He is a tough guy, but surgery is surgery and there are risks associated with any such procedure. Therefore, please remember him in your thoughts and prayers for not only a successful operation, but for a speedy recovery as well.

 

Show 'em how it's done big guy!

bigvalboy Grand Master

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So from what I gather from this tall tale, is that you and TB ended in a big fight. PERFECT. Make up sex is soooo much fun. :D:D:D

 

And and and...wishing TB luck this week with his surgery. It's gonna be fine.

mike carey Grand Master

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But, but, but ... You were saying how much of a nice guy he was ... Now you're saying he's an SOB. I so confuse.

 

Seriously, cheap 'champagne', beer mugs instead of flutes, it all sounds like that meeting was a hoot. TB, all the best for a successful operation and a safe and complete recovery

tyro Community Regular

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It sounds like one of you had to call the other "Sir" or "Master," especially while on your knees!

Yeah, but they didn't film that part. :(

T

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