Male models don't..... :)

[+ poolboy48220]

it could be the $150 in product in his hair ?

[marylander1940]

 

Going back to the thread title Male models don’t…

 

….ever wear anything but new, form-fitting underwear

 

They even shower wearing underwear as noticed by @TruthBTold

 

Not sure why guys shower in their underwear but it's not my call thank god.

 

 

Male models don't remove their underwear to shower.

Edited October 25, 2020 by marylander1940

[+ friendofsheila]

... waste any time when they need a favor.

 

Right away, they start saying things like

 

"Does this swimsuit make my butt look good?"

 

and

 

"I couldn't find a towel. Is it okay if I just walk around naked?"

[+ friendofsheila]

...do stand up comedy.

 

But do stand up comedians ever model?

 

[marylander1940]

...don't have deep thoughts even while posing.

[+ friendofsheila]

... go to high school. They're first seen at college, fully formed and ready.

 

They don't even have to enroll! They just show up the first day of classes, get discovered immediately, then get swept into the explosive world of male modeling.

[+ friendofsheila]

... act like they know the answer when they ask the question,

 

"Hey, I forgot to bring a swimsuit! What should I do??"

 

but they do.

[marylander1940]

have mens rea for crime. 

[Leyte2019]

Cry?

[+ WilliamM]

Vacation in Provincetown with their parents.

(from a male model I knew in college: he modeled male briefs. He was reading James Baldwin's "Another Country" when he told me)

Edited January 16, 2022 by WilliamM

[jeezifonly]

…don’t seem to realize that they can call themselves just “models”. 

[+ friendofsheila]

... post in this thread, so I better do it now in case this thread gets archived!

[+ friendofsheila]

ever need a wallet, keys or identification, even when visiting a foreign city.

https://www.queerty.com/pietro-boselli-parading-beach-beach-speedo-absolutely-newsworthy-20160915

A speedo and a smile are enough.

Edited September 22, 2022 by friendofsheila

[Deadlift1]

What team does he play on?

[MscleLovr]

16 hours ago, friendofsheila said:

ever need a wallet, keys or identification, even when visiting a foreign city.

https://www.queerty.com/pietro-boselli-parading-beach-beach-speedo-absolutely-newsworthy-20160915

A speedo and a smile are enough.

Pietro Boselli doesn’t go anywhere without his personal photographer.

And I thank the Lord that PB doesn’t concern himself with clothes. 

[+ friendofsheila]

...notice when their swimsuit falls off.

But they're the only ones who don't.  

[+ friendofsheila]

get caught in the rain, and look miserable or forlorn beacuse of it.

 

[+ friendofsheila]

...bother with stop signs, or parking tickets.  

[marylander1940]

need 8 hours of sleep

[+ friendofsheila]

shower.  They always look clean and smell sweet.  

But they will if someone will be looking at them when they get out of the shower!  

 

 

[BuffaloKyle]

2 minutes ago, friendofsheila said:

shower.  They always look clean and smell sweet.  

as well as they don't have to douche. Their assholes are always ready to be rimmed and fucked anytime.

[+ friendofsheila]

... get dirt or grease under their fingernails.  

Unless they are doing a shoot for an "art photographer" who wants to show working class men who just happen to have shaved butts, and haircuts every week.
 

[+ friendofsheila]

... have to join swim teams.

They just show up at swim meets, in the locker room, wearing a speedo.  

And soon everybody's romping and tickling and pantsing each other.  

In a big, tight, sweaty, hands-y crowd.

[marylander1940]

need to know the difference between there and their, you're and your!

[+ friendofsheila]

... shop at thrift stores, use coupons, or recycle.