Your most unusual client encounters?

[manTOman]

A recent thread made me ask this question.

I'm sure escorts have a lot of crazy encounters with a wide variety of clients and I thought it'd be fun to share some of them.

I don't care if you want to educate or amuse us or if you just want to vent your frustrations, but bring on the goodies.

I'm sorry for seeking cheap thrills, but it might turn into a fun thread.

 

Thanks!

[+ azdr0710]

yes, this could be a really fun thread, m2m, but I fear the best stories will be kept under wraps as the best escorts always promise discretion.....

 

but we'll see what happens!

[nate_sf]

yes, this could be a really fun thread, m2m, but I fear the best stories will be kept under wraps as the best escorts always promise discretion.....

 

but we'll see what happens!

 

Yep, I think that will be the case with the guys here. Though I'd love to tell some stories, "no-tell" is key to the arrangement...

 

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb16/ScarredAngelofWar/Barely%20Alive/no-tell-motel.jpg

[+ Ace]

My lips are SEALED.

[manTOman]

I'm sorry to ask a forbidden question, and that was never my intention.

I kind of understand the need for secrecy, but then I guess the more naïve part of me is still left wondering why is this such a taboo topic.

I never asked for any names, cities, professions or any other personal information to be revealed.

All I wanted was some fun anecdotes, requests or bizarre situations that an escort might have found himself in, and again I never asked for any personal info.

Maybe I'm too green in all this, or maybe I'm just plain stupid, but I still don't get how could any of this compromise an escort's integrity.

 

Again, I've never intended this to be a tell all thread with any information that could be harmful to any escort or a client for that matter.

[Juan Vancouver]

Oh, yeah, I have a really weird story! There was this client that.....

 

 

Oh....

 

 

Sorry, I guess I forgot.

[+ purplekow]

manTOman, while you may not know who that client is, there is a chance that the client may be user of this site. As such, he may not appreciate his particular idiosynchrasy being trotted out for the amusement of others. While professional "war stories" are fun with colleagues, few of us would share them in a publication catering to our profession.

Now as for pillow talk and raising this issue, once the names are changed, even though no one involved is innocent, then you might have a good laugh in the bedroom. I unfortunately get most of my bedroom laughs as I take off my clothes.

[Juan Vancouver]

I'm sorry to ask a forbidden question, and that was never my intention.

I kind of understand the need for secrecy, but then I guess the more naïve part of me is still left wondering why is this such a taboo topic.

I never asked for any names, cities, professions or any other personal information to be revealed.

All I wanted was some fun anecdotes, requests or bizarre situations that an escort might have found himself in, and again I never asked for any personal info.

Maybe I'm too green in all this, or maybe I'm just plain stupid, but I still don't get how could any of this compromise an escort's integrity.

 

Again, I've never intended this to be a tell all thread with any information that could be harmful to any escort or a client for that matter.

 

ManTOman,

 

This is not about the escort's integrity at all. This is entirely about the client's mental health. No reason you are obliged to understand this, so don't feel bad for asking. So let me explain this as best as I can.

 

Imagine you are a married man who has this very specific fetish. Let's say you like to have muscular men pee in a tiny china teapot for you to drink when you are talking to him eating crumpets as if it was a perfectly normal high tea at Harrods. At some point, your fetish is that the entire teapot will be accidentally spilled on you, after which you get off on being insulted, then forcefully jerked off.

 

You are a married man. You are the headmaster of a respected school. This is a shameful secret that makes you feel humiliated, guilty and makes you doubt your self worth, but what the hell, you really get off on that. So you hire men that specialize in fulfilling fetishes, who will be composed enough and intelligent enough not only to understand your fetish but go through with it.

 

My work is to eliminate shame and guilt from sex. My job is to through acceptance and absolutely no judgment, show you how your sexual urges are natural, beautiful and exciting. I know that I did my job, when after having gone through something that at times in the past made you feel vexed and horrible, I leave you with a smile and a profound sense that everything is alright, knowing that after all the world's not going to end just because you like this. My job is not only to go through the motions with your fetish. My job is to understand the profound relief you get every time you indulge and make sure you get that relief without adding extra shame.

 

Imagine then that you come to the message centre and find this thread and you see me saying: "Well, there's this really weird guy who likes me to pee in a teacup and spill an entire teapot of pee and then call him names... it's hilarious!" You can imagine the comments that would follow.

 

That's why we can't talk about this. My goal is that when you are with me you are certain that this is a safe space, that you are taken care, that nothing that happens in this room will leave this room. I want you to dance with the certainty that nobody is watching.

 

And of course, for the sake of clarity, no, I don't know anyone who wants me to pee in a tiny china teapot.

 

But of course.... I would. I can pee on command and with a boner. =)

[manTOman]

Thank you Juan and purplecow!

 

I always try to put myself in a different predicament to try and understand what others are going through. However, this time I failed, and my guess is that since I'm pretty tame fetish-wise, I never truly understood what I was asking and the entire psychological effect a thread of this nature might have on someone who engages in some extreme fetishes.

So I guess all I can do at this point is hire Juan to pee in a teacup, with a boner, and then I'll create my own private out of this world escort moment.

Or I might forgo peeing and tea cups altogether and have Juan do something else with his boner

I might not make his most bizarre list, but I certainly would leave a happy customer.

 

Thanks again.

[Steven_Draker]

I'm sure escorts have a lot of crazy encounters with a wide variety of clients and I thought it'd be fun to share some of them.

I don't care if you want to educate or amuse us or if you just want to vent your frustrations, but bring on the goodies.

I'm sorry for seeking cheap thrills, but it might turn into a fun thread.

 

Well, that 'fun' thread already exists ... Proceed at your own risk

 

http://www.companyofmen.org/showthread.php?84945-What-is-the-Weirdest-or-Most-Unusual-Request-you-have-ever-had-from-a-client

[nate_sf]

Thank you Juan and purplecow!

 

I always try to put myself in a different predicament to try and understand what others are going through. However, this time I failed, and my guess is that since I'm pretty tame fetish-wise, I never truly understood what I was asking and the entire psychological effect a thread of this nature might have on someone who engages in some extreme fetishes.

So I guess all I can do at this point is hire Juan to pee in a teacup, with a boner, and then I'll create my own private out of this world escort moment.

Or I might forgo peeing and tea cups altogether and have Juan do something else with his boner

I might not make his most bizarre list, but I certainly would leave a happy customer.

 

Thanks again.

 

Hey ManTOman, don't sweat it. I took your request for stories to be well-intended, as it was when others have made the same suggestion before. No need to begrudge someone for asking, either yourself or in the earlier thread that Steven provided a link to. And as you can see from that earlier thread, things can get kinda out of hand pretty fast... I'd expect the OP (Original Poster) of that thread did not quite understand what he was uncorking at the time, and given that he did not further partake once that genie was out of the bottle was probably thinking "aw shit what have I done?" or something to that effect. Again, no harm done from either of you guys, and the upshot is Juan has given us all an exciting new kink that I'd imagine at least someone here will want to try.

 

As for fetishes, I will only go so far as to say that not only is a foot fetish really really common (so don't feel embarrassed if it's yours), it feels really really gooooood. If a guy tells me he has a foot fetish I'll beat a path to his door in no time, and offer a discount to boot!

[manTOman]

Thanks Steven for digging up that thread.

And I'm glad Nate and the gang put a stop to this one before it turned into a load of CRAP! Seriously it doesn't take a lot for things to turn very shitty very quickly on here. And that's not figuratively speaking. LOL

 

Lesson learned. Don't ask escorts to dish on clients even in a fun loving way!!!

[BaronArtz]

I am client who asks masculine, preferably muscular, escorts to put on black pantyhose or fishnet stockings - they are stark naked otherwise. No wigs or make-up. After some foreplay, I rip a hole in the pantyhose and top the escort. Is this weird, or is this 'normal' in the greater scheme of things?

 

I have also wrapped a rosary around an escort's cock and ballz and made him recite 'Hail Mary' repeatedly while we are fucking. I admit that's a bit ... off.

 

Thank you.

[Juan Vancouver]

I am client who asks masculine, preferably muscular, escorts to put on black pantyhose or fishnet stockings - they are stark naked otherwise. No wigs or make-up. After some foreplay, I rip a hole in the pantyhose and top the escort. Is this weird, or is this 'normal' in the greater scheme of things?

 

I have also wrapped a rosary around an escort's cock and ballz and made him recite 'Hail Mary' repeatedly while we are fucking. I admit that's a bit ... off.

 

Thank you.

 

That all sounds super hot to me. It's strange what makes the dick tick... you never know until you try it. =)

[Steven_Draker]

Is this weird, or is this 'normal' in the greater scheme of things?

 

It's not a request I get every day. In my opinion it would fall under 'unusual' without being weird.

 

Experienced escorts have seen it all, whatever the request is, they wouldn't be shocked.

[manTOman]

This might actually be a lot more common than you think.

I think Michael Lucas had an entire film dedicated to men in stockings. It was pretty hot.

As for the rosary, I remember seeing quite a few posts about similar "religion" fetishes on here.

 

So you seem not to be deviating too much from the "norm".

[BaronArtz]

Steven and Juan - thank you for your kind words, and for your understanding. Should your travels ever bring you to NYC, I trust you will let me know - so that we can engage in these fantasies with each other.

[+ purplekow]

 

I have also wrapped a rosary around an escort's cock and ballz and made him recite 'Hail Mary' repeatedly while we are fucking. I admit that's a bit ... off.

 

Thank you.

I have certainly invoked the name of god during sex. I have prayed for more during sex. I have certainly gotten down on my knees in a prayerful position. I have not used a rosary for a cockring and I consider that imaginative rather than weird. And as it happens, I have a rosary in my house that I never use but was disinclined to just throw out, so now it will go into the "this might be interesting to use during sex drawer" along with the Hostess Twinkies, the silk scarves and the Tickle Me Elmo.

[BaronArtz]

PurpleKow ... I am LOVING it.

[+ Gar1eth]

Well, that 'fun' thread already exists ... Proceed at your own risk[/color]

 

http://www.companyofmen.org/showthread.php?84945-What-is-the-Weirdest-or-Most-Unusual-Request-you-have-ever-had-from-a-client

 

That thread was started by Leigh.Bes.Tod. When I looked, I just noticed that it says 'retired' under that name. I wonder what happened. He last posted 2 weeks ago and never mentioned leaving the Forum. I hope he is ok.

 

Gman

[Juan Vancouver]

Steven and Juan - thank you for your kind words, and for your understanding. Should your travels ever bring you to NYC, I trust you will let me know - so that we can engage in these fantasies with each other.

 

I can barely wait!

Big hug!

[tom1980]

This is not about the escort's integrity at all.

 

Although I get what Juan is saying here and generally agree, the escort's integrity is also an issue when it comes to exercising proper discretion. I had an appointment a couple of nights ago with a well reviewed escort that included a very disturbing lack of discretion. The escort was trying to decide whether to accept an appointment with a new client. The escort made fun of a personality quirk the client has and asked me if that was sufficient to warrant canceling the appointment. Although slightly turned off by the escort's attitude, I don't consider him telling me about an anonymous client's quirk to be a breach of discretion. However, what happened next was horrifying. The escort opened a text or email from the client, read me the client's home address, and asked me if I knew where the street was! If I had been thinking with my big head, I would've gotten dressed and left immediately, but I wasn't and didn't.

 

Therefore, I got to experience a similarly horrifying breach of discretion at the end of the session. While I was getting dressed, the escort played three voicemails on speaker phone that the client left for him during the 45-50 minutes I was with the escort. I heard the client say his name and heard him make an animal noise (the personality quirk that the escort found so hilarious and worthy of derision). I should have immediately told the escort how appalling his behavior was. However, I tend to avoid confrontation so I just paid the fee and left. I'm ashamed to admit i, but I even smiled and laughed nervously along with the escort.

 

I am working on a review now but it may take a few days. Because this escort is so well reviewed, I expect some backlash when the review hits and want to make sure I fully and accurately explain what happened.

[Steven_Draker]

However, what happened next was horrifying. The escort opened a text or email from the client, read me the client's home address, and asked me if I knew where the street was! If I had been thinking with my big head, I would've gotten dressed and left immediately, but I wasn't and didn't.

 

Therefore, I got to experience a similarly horrifying breach of discretion at the end of the session. While I was getting dressed, the escort played three voicemails on speaker phone that the client left for him during the 45-50 minutes I was with the escort. I heard the client say his name and heard him make an animal noise (the personality quirk that the escort found so hilarious and worthy of derision). I should have immediately told the escort how appalling his behavior was. However, I tend to avoid confrontation so I just paid the fee and left.

 

Tom1980,

I tend to think that if an escort shares personal details and sensitive information of another client, he'll be inclined to do the same with your information.

 

So much for discretion!

[tom1980]

Tom1980,

I tend to think that if an escort shares personal details and sensitive information of another client, he'll be inclined to do the same with your information.

 

So much for discretion! [/color]

 

I agree, which is why writing an accurate review is so important in this case. The whole experience has made me very glad that I only do incalls in my home town and that I handle all arrangements by text. So this indiscreet escort doesn't know where I live and doesn't have any voicemails I left him to play for others. I suppose he could share my Google Voice number and text messages with someone else . . . maybe I should change that number now.

[+ FreshFluff]

I agree, which is why writing an accurate review is so important in this case. The whole experience has made me very glad that I only do incalls in my home town and that I handle all arrangements by text. So this indiscreet escort doesn't know where I live and doesn't have any voicemails I left him to play for others. I suppose he could share my Google Voice number and text messages with someone else . . . maybe I should change that number now.

 

You can always change the outgoing message to a generic one without your name. That way, even if someone calls the number, there is no way they can find out your identity.