If you were an escort...

[Matt_Vancouver]

RE: I think my business would suffer

 

>Ah Matt, not after they slept with you. You'd still get

>repeats galore.

 

Maybe, but would they ever contact me in the first place?

Speaking of repeats... when am I gonna play with you again?

Matt(puts on his harness, cracks the whip)

[Matt_Vancouver]

RE: I think my business would suffer

 

>Evelyn?.............. no. Muffin?........yeah, I can see that

>:+

 

MUFFIN, you can see me as a MUFFIN!....oooh that's it, next time I am fucking you!

[Will]

Slick Steel

[Cooper]

>What show was it where they suggested your childhood pet's

>name and the street you grew up on (Six Feet Under? QAF?)

>

 

Childhood pet's name: Happy

Grew up in Ct. on Thomas Hooker Blvd.

That makes me the "Happy Hooker"! YIKES...

[Guest Dan]

Nobody wants to use George Costanza's porn name? Buck Naked.

 

Dan Dare

http://www.meetlocalmen.com/mlm/dandarela.html

[Rick Munroe]

>George Bush 3rd choice-

>but then I'd be stuck just doing women[font color=red

]whatever Daddy says.

[foxy]

OK, I guess this makes me "Sandy 88th Avenue". It's starting to grow on me but I'm not sure if it would get me very much business. I better stick with what I know best...being a client.

[nate_sf]

I'd be "Brutus San Feliciano" using that formula. Exotic, perhaps, but kinda weird!

 

A while back I stumbled on the old Zoolander web site (the one they made for the movie). It has a feature where it comes up with your "supermodel" name by combining your home state with your favorite rock group. Needless to say, some of the names it generates sound pretty pornish... It's at http://www.zoolander.com

[VaHawk]

Oh GOD, I can't get a break on any of this combo stuff! A Virginia Stones, I'm not!!! :7

[DaninWA]

Neither can I. Florida Meatloaf. Ugh!

 

Dan

[Damascene]

RE: I think my business would suffer

 

Ah Matt, just let me know when your next tour to NYC is. I know you'll bend me over backwards to please me.

 

Remember all, Matt - he's not just for breakfast for anymore.

[+ Charlie]

I doubt I would get much business as "Muffy Fifth".

[Guest Ant415]

Doubt I would make it as a hooker or a supermodel...

 

-Pussy Bainbridge (actually stole this from a TV show)

 

 

 

-Illinois Cramps.

[Guest gryphone]

The absolute best escort name already exists, though I've never met him and only hope his abilities match his wit.

It's Will Roger in Vancouver. For those who don't know, "roger" is a verb.