Shouldn't you even try to pretend?

[orbital sander]

Okay. I get that most of the escorts that I like to hire are young and gorgeous. I get that I'm old and ugly. I get that I have money, and that's what they want from me. What I don't get is why some of them don't even try to hide these unpleasant facts from me as part of their service. Recently, I used an escort that was well reviewed (yes, here) who verbalized as well as demonstrated his total indifference to me. Right up front he told me that he would pay attention to me for these two hours, but then he would totally forget me. He saw, he said, five clients a day, so, of course, he was not interested in cumming or what I did for him. He only dry kissed when he advertised French, and he only got oral didn't give. His indifference was the most cutting. I caught him watching the clock during our most intimate moments, and he remained silent and expressionless the entire time. Not only did I leave feeling belittled and used, but I couldn't understand what he hoped to gain from slapping me with the truth. Many escorts on this website, I'm sure, will criticize him for his brutal honesty, but what I want to know is why he didn't seem to realize that it was not only hurtful to me, but bad for his business?

 

Fine someone new. There are plenty more fish in the sea. Write a review.

[SteveEscort]

and is that high that he easily sees five clients a day, which suggests that clients are lining up to see him, he may have the impression that the clients will line up anyway, no matter what.

 

They won't. One night one of his regulars will be in town and he'll be too busy being prissy with someone who needs to be pampered and his regular will book someone else and think.........hey this is an escort who actually thinks about me and he will lost his 5 a day.

 

The UK government advocated 5 a day for a balanced diet. He might be on 4 a day if he treats people like that, then 3 a day then 1 a day, then some weeks might be slow.... you get the picture

[PATRICK12]

So "you think it might be bad for his business" he aint got a business just a rip off trip - what about the clients who hire him and have a similar experience to you. Post a review and let him respond. I bet if you thought you had bought a Rolls and ended up with a Ford from a dealer you would complain - despite it being "bad for business" for the dealer.

[bigvalboy]

Review submitted. I tried to be as factual and non-judgmental as possible. Look for it in , what?, two weeks or so.

 

And remember unsub, He will have a chance to defend his actions. Sometimes and escort will repond to a negative review and I will sometimes think to myself that indeed the escort has a good point. But at least that is my decision and I have more information going into a potential hire with him.

[SteveEscort]

Yep.

 

The thing is, in our defense (us escorts I mean), we all get clients we roll our eyes at. I have one I detest and he phones me off different numbers because I ignore his calls but if I open the door and he's stood there I am never rude and he never mentions the calls he's tried to make from "that other caller ID". I roll my eyes when he takes his pants off to reveal stockings, a basque and his daughter in laws soiled underwear. It does nothing for me but I think to myself, it's 30 minutes. It'll be over in about 29 minutes time when I can have a bath and relax. Some escorts would be downright rude to him and understandably, he's a nightmare and expects you to sniff the underwear because his role play scenario is that it's him that's come on his period and it's leaked all over, gross I know, it's vulgar, I hate seeing him but I would never throw him out and say no once he's here, he could make trouble for me with my neighbours or anything. So for the 30 minutes he's here I put up with him because it's easier than being rude.

 

If he ever wrote a review on me, it would be that Steve was always accommodating with my kinky fetish. No Steve isn't accommodating but each to their own. LOLOL

[maxwellissmart]

Yep.

 

The thing is, in our defense (us escorts I mean), we all get clients we roll our eyes at. I have one I detest and he phones me off different numbers because I ignore his calls but if I open the door and he's stood there I am never rude and he never mentions the calls he's tried to make from "that other caller ID". I roll my eyes when he takes his pants off to reveal stockings, a basque and his daughter in laws soiled underwear. It does nothing for me but I think to myself, it's 30 minutes. It'll be over in about 29 minutes time when I can have a bath and relax. Some escorts would be downright rude to him and understandably, he's a nightmare and expects you to sniff the underwear because his role play scenario is that it's him that's come on his period and it's leaked all over, gross I know, it's vulgar, I hate seeing him but I would never throw him out and say no once he's here, he could make trouble for me with my neighbours or anything. So for the 30 minutes he's here I put up with him because it's easier than being rude.

 

If he ever wrote a review on me, it would be that Steve was always accommodating with my kinky fetish. No Steve isn't accommodating but each to their own. LOLOL

 

Drag his ass out in the woods and pretend he's a lady truck-driver.

 

And this is exactly why I don't role-play with clients.

[SteveEscort]

Drag his ass out in the woods and pretend he's a lady truck-driver.

 

And this is exactly why I don't role-play with clients.

 

I don't either, I hate role play. I can never remember half what they want me to do so I prefer not to.

[gallahadesquire]

Yep.

 

The thing is, in our defense (us escorts I mean), we all get clients we roll our eyes at. I have one I detest and he phones me off different numbers because I ignore his calls but if I open the door and he's stood there I am never rude and he never mentions the calls he's tried to make from "that other caller ID". I roll my eyes when he takes his pants off to reveal stockings, a basque and his daughter in laws soiled underwear. It does nothing for me but I think to myself, it's 30 minutes. It'll be over in about 29 minutes time when I can have a bath and relax. Some escorts would be downright rude to him and understandably, he's a nightmare and expects you to sniff the underwear because his role play scenario is that it's him that's come on his period and it's leaked all over, gross I know, it's vulgar, I hate seeing him but I would never throw him out and say no once he's here, he could make trouble for me with my neighbours or anything. So for the 30 minutes he's here I put up with him because it's easier than being rude.

 

If he ever wrote a review on me, it would be that Steve was always accommodating with my kinky fetish. No Steve isn't accommodating but each to their own. LOLOL

 

What, pray tell, is a Basque? I have previously thought of it as a descent of a sub-culture of South-western France and Northeastern Spain. And Basque cake is excellant! I spent a week in Biarritz once ... strange place, but fun.

[+ azdr0710]

I roll my eyes when he takes his pants off to reveal stockings, a basque and his daughter in laws soiled underwear.

 

Christ, Steve....does he at least tip you a little???...you are one tolerant dude....

[healthguy]

I am also in love with Steve! Many intuitive comments by escorts. Comments that simply show consideration/understanding/civility. Also, what escorts deal with. I truly respect what you do. I would never want you to feel that I just used you, and in the spirit of reciprocity, would not want to feel that way either. It appears to me, that's what happened from the original post.

[SteveEscort]

What, pray tell, is a Basque? I have previously thought of it as a descent of a sub-culture of South-western France and Northeastern Spain. And Basque cake is excellant! I spent a week in Biarritz once ... strange place, but fun.

 

It's an item of ladies clothing which is very popular here in the UK. Madonna made them rather famous in the 90's with her pointy coned one she wore for the blonde ambition tour

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basque_(clothing)

[SteveEscort]

Christ, Steve....does he at least tip you a little???...you are one tolerant dude....

 

Nope, no tip. He knows I don't like to see him, he must surely know that when I ignore his calls until he rings from a different number I don't have.

 

A gay man sniffing a womans soiled panties is possibly the most vulgar thing I have been expected to do. I even asked how on earth he obtains them. Her dirty linen basket is in the bathroom and he makes excuses to go in there to rifle around her dirty stuff. It turns my stomach.

[+ Tygerscent]

Next time consider hiring an "Escort" and not a *****~

That may sound mean but really, I feel distressed that you were treated that way~ Had I been in yer shoes, I would not have paid him and most likely had him leave~

You should NEVER be treated anything less then with dignity and respect~

Your hired guy neglects his own ultimate future: He will mature beyond being the boy he views himself as now and become a Man as we all do, every one of us~ Perhaps the irony of it all will be that he will neither be able to accept his course of life nor be accepted~ What a shame~

He will have missed out on his mentors and be wondering what the fuck to do~ How completely naive~

Tyger!

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Okay. I get that most of the escorts that I like to hire are young and gorgeous. I get that I'm old and ugly. I get that I have money, and that's what they want from me. What I don't get is why some of them don't even try to hide these unpleasant facts from me as part of their service. Recently, I used an escort that was well reviewed (yes, here) who verbalized as well as demonstrated his total indifference to me. Right up front he told me that he would pay attention to me for these two hours, but then he would totally forget me. He saw, he said, five clients a day, so, of course, he was not interested in cumming or what I did for him. He only dry kissed when he advertised French, and he only got oral didn't give. His indifference was the most cutting. I caught him watching the clock during our most intimate moments, and he remained silent and expressionless the entire time. Not only did I leave feeling belittled and used, but I couldn't understand what he hoped to gain from slapping me with the truth. Many escorts on this website, I'm sure, will criticize him for his brutal honesty, but what I want to know is why he didn't seem to realize that it was not only hurtful to me, but bad for his business?

[SteveEscort]

I am also in love with Steve!

 

Aww thanks.

 

A lot of people don't agree with what I say at times but I like to give a different point of view. I am not the himbo type of escort who just stumbles through life from client to client looking pretty and making small talk conversation about how good my hair looks today. There's a lot of that type about.

 

A lot of clients don't want to know all this shit but some are interested enough to read it and I try to put my point across in a non judgemental way without wining on about the pitfalls of this work.

 

As an escort myself, I find other similar respectful escorts to be a dying breed which is why I have very little to do with other working boys or working girls. My focus is on what pleasure I can give to clients, that is, afterall, what they're paying me for.

[+ Tygerscent]

Be careful how you judge others and their ways. Your own ways could be up on the chopping block~ Respond as you would like others to respond to your prticular ways~

Always with respect and dignity~

Tyger!

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Nope, no tip. He knows I don't like to see him, he must surely know that when I ignore his calls until he rings from a different number I don't have.

 

A gay man sniffing a womans soiled panties is possibly the most vulgar thing I have been expected to do. I even asked how on earth he obtains them. Her dirty linen basket is in the bathroom and he makes excuses to go in there to rifle around her dirty stuff. It turns my stomach.

[SteveEscort]

Be careful how you judge others and their ways. Your own ways could be up on the chopping block~ Respond as you would like others to respond to your prticular ways~

Always with respect and dignity~

Tyger!

 

But I already do, especially with that particular client. I ignore his calls rather than be rude and if he does turn up at door with a scheduled appointment I don't ever turn him away.

 

I think one of the reasons he comes back to me and one of the reasons he never mentions a word about me avoiding his calls is because there are very few escorts that would put up with his kink. I only put up with it because he's there, otherwise I avoid him because sniffing stale period pants makes me feel physically sick. He's the person who has a lack or respect but he's not bothered what I think because he's paying me.

[+ Tygerscent]

but... do you need to make us and him aware that his particular liking is disgusting to you, that its aberrant to you? His desire is as private and important to him as are anyones including your own~ Accentuate the importance and let him grow from it. let him gain from it. Build from it to something more~ he is not here for you~ You are here for him and others~ He entrusted you with his desire and you publicly displayed your disapproval about it. What you intentionally confess about him you confide in us about yourself: judgement. Who is anyone of us to judge though. Plenty of people think being gay is aberrant. Should we be also judged this way? Butt pirates, ass fuckers, cock suckers, fags, call boys, whatever~?

Be kind...

If you don't understand him and can't provide for his needs, steer him over to me~ I am happy to listen and hopefully provide~

Taking his money for your benefit isn't to your merit. Disdaining him does neither one of you good~

While you can't grace him with confidentiality at this point, allow him the respect of your cessation of humiliating him further~

He is a person as we all are, worthy and deserving of respect~

Tyger!

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But I already do, especially with that particular client. I ignore his calls rather than be rude and if he does turn up at door with a scheduled appointment I don't ever turn him away.

 

I think one of the reasons he comes back to me and one of the reasons he never mentions a word about me avoiding his calls is because there are very few escorts that would put up with his kink. I only put up with it because he's there, otherwise I avoid him because sniffing stale period pants makes me feel physically sick. He's the person who has a lack or respect but he's not bothered what I think because he's paying me.

[Michael Wayne]

100% max effort for every client- all the time with no exceptions. that is how I got to the TOP! There have always been cuter escorts and escorts with better bodies and slightly (lol) bigger dicks but no one has ever been nicer to the clients than me. From day one my non-published motto in my head has always bee, "Mikey-make EVERY client feel like he is Brad Pitt." Now, alot of them are no Brad Pitt (nor am I!) but but for one or two hours with me they can feel like it. I NEVER hold off cumming. If a client wants a cum shot he gets it - period. Now, I cant cum in 5 minutes so clients have to be patient. I had a guy in Atlanta a year ago who hired me and I came to his house and he did not even undress. He said he had 10 minutes and had to get back to the office and he was also afraid his wife would drive up (lol!!) He wanted to give me head and for me to cum really quick. I told him it was an imposible request and could he reschedule when he had a full hour. He did and we later had a great time.........now.......for the flip side of this thread: There is another reality out there. Just as there are, :Attitude," escorts there are also attitude clients who view all of us providers through narrow stereotypical glasses. They think we all use illegal drugs, party all night, are broke and NEED their money and are willing to bareback. With me these things are just not true. I am drug free, go to bed at 11pm, am financially secure and would love to be a model for magum xl condoms...God I love them! There are good choices on here so don't give up! http://www.rentboy.com/mikey9nola1 or http://www.rentmen.com/mikeyusatop

[Guest countryboywny]

100% max effort for every client- all the time with no exceptions. that is how I got to the TOP! There have always been cuter escorts and escorts with better bodies and slightly (lol) bigger dicks but no one has ever been nicer to the clients than me. From day one my non-published motto in my head has always bee, "Mikey-make EVERY client feel like he is Brad Pitt." Now, alot of them are no Brad Pitt (nor am I!) but but for one or two hours with me they can feel like it. I NEVER hold off cumming. If a client wants a cum shot he gets it - period. Now, I cant cum in 5 minutes so clients have to be patient. I had a guy in Atlanta a year ago who hired me and I came to his house and he did not even undress. He said he had 10 minutes and had to get back to the office and he was also afraid his wife would drive up (lol!!) He wanted to give me head and for me to cum really quick. I told him it was an imposible request and could he reschedule when he had a full hour. He did and we later had a great time.........now.......for the flip side of this thread: There is another reality out there. Just as there are, :Attitude," escorts there are also attitude clients who view all of us providers through narrow stereotypical glasses. They think we all use illegal drugs, party all night, are broke and NEED their money and are willing to bareback. With me these things are just not true. I am drug free, go to bed at 11pm, am financially secure and would love to be a model for magum xl condoms...God I love them! There are good choices on here so don't give up! http://www.rentboy.com/mikey9nola1 or http://www.rentmen.com/mikeyusatop

 

Oh my God.

[SteveEscort]

but... do you need to make us and him aware that his particular liking is disgusting to you, that its aberrant to you? His desire is as private and important to him as are anyones including your own~ Accentuate the importance and let him grow from it. let him gain from it. Build from it to something more~ he is not here for you~ You are here for him and others~ He entrusted you with his desire and you publicly displayed your disapproval about it. What you intentionally confess about him you confide in us about yourself: judgement. Who is anyone of us to judge though. Plenty of people think being gay is aberrant. Should we be also judged this way? Butt pirates, ass fuckers, cock suckers, fags, call boys, whatever~?

Be kind...

 

Hmm yeah ok, I'd love him to read it and realise that this is the reason I don't wish to see him and why I ignore his calls. I've not been judgemental about him. I've said I don't like the role play and avoid him. He knows I avoid him. What do you want me to do with him, invite him in, make some tea, a few Edinburgh Shortbread and start a knitting class with him.

 

 

If you don't understand him and can't provide for his needs, steer him over to me~ I am happy to listen and hopefully provide~

 

Please please do, take him off my hands.

 

Taking his money for your benefit isn't to your merit. Disdaining him does neither one of you good~

 

I try whereever possible not to take his money by not seeing him, but he called from new numbers and uses new names

 

While you can't grace him with confidentiality at this point, allow him the respect of your cessation of humiliating him further~

He is a person as we all are, worthy and deserving of respect~

 

I have heard enough, he humiliates me by the things he asks me to do. If you have so much love in your heart, come to England and see him please. You'll be doing me a favour, you can even answer the door at my home and invite him in

[SteveEscort]

Hi Steve,

From what you wrote it looks like you crossed your own limits. If that's the case then I'm sorry for you.

.

 

Anton, I certainly did which is why I have repeatedly said, rather than be rude and disrespectful to the guy I avoid his calls but he turns up, but Tyger is welcome to him, I'll steer him in that direction, however the guy doesn't want to talk about it and analyse his life, he just wants those rotten panties sniffed

[jjkrkwood]

Hmm yeah ok, I'd love him to read it and realise that this is the reason I don't wish to see him and why I ignore his calls. I've not been judgemental about him. I've said I don't like the role play and avoid him. He knows I avoid him. What do you want me to do with him, invite him in, make some tea, a few Edinburgh Shortbread and start a knitting class with him.

 

Please please do, take him off my hands.

 

I try whereever possible not to take his money by not seeing him, but he called from new numbers and uses new names

 

I have heard enough, he humiliates me by the things he asks me to do. If you have so much love in your heart, come to England and see him please. You'll be doing me a favour, you can even answer the door at my home and invite him in

 

Hey guys, theres no need for you 2 to turn on each other. Each person has their own reasons for doing things and shouldnt be judged. Also, I have been told that this site is a good place for escorts to "vent", and to me, Steve was just "venting" about his situation. Perhaps Tyson could have said WHAT he would do under the circumsatnces without is sounding judgemental. ? I am sure you both, along with your escort comrades have millions of these horror stories, with about as many personal "do's and donts" regarding them. Just listen and respect each other. Hey its not as if I was making the comment. We all know how politically "incorrect" I am.... Peace and sucksess to Both of you !

[Guy Fawkes]

Very interesting thread, however it's time to let it drift way.

 

http://www.deviantart.com/download/110171805/Drift_Away_by_sarahprincess.jpg

[leigh.bess.toad]

," escorts there are also attitude clients who view all of us providers through narrow stereotypical glasses. They think we all use illegal drugs, party all night, are broke and NEED their money and are willing to bareback.

 

Mikey, one of the best and most surprising happenings for me was at Helios during PS weekend. I was talking with another guest. He was not associated with the forum. He'd never hired an escort. He had heard before hand that there would be escorts there that weekend. He said he almost cancelled. He had a pre-conceived notion of what an escort was, what they were like. But, after watching Dave, Steven, Ace, Tyger and Nate and how they interacted with the clients who were there, as well as with each other and other resort guests, he turned his opinion around 180 degrees. He saw what I see in these men. The truly great ones always make you feel special. Unfortunately, the OP didn't get that. At all.

 

I really enjoyed seeing someone learn what a great escort really is. And in the end, I think he may end up hiring. One of the highlights of the weekend for me.

[maxwellissmart]

See how much trouble you've caused with your thread, unsub?

 

Now you've upset Mikey and Tyger and Steve and Daddy and...