Advice please on anal

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I know that this has been gone over a lot, but I really don't know what to do. I have tried everything that I can think of to make sure that I am "squeaky clean". I have used multiple enemas. I have used clear liquid diets for 24 hours. I have tried no liquids for at least 8 hours. I have rinsed to clear right before the session, and still there have been embarrassing accidents--not often but often enough to make me worry about it. I like anal, but I don't love it. And I do not like having to worry about being embarrassed. So, I am thinking of just giving it up. But what if the escort, himself, really wants to? His experience is paramount to me. So, please, are there any ideas of what else I can do to make this work and embarrassment free??

[raulgmanzo]

I think an occasional enema and douching is good but they are otherwise over rated AND can be actually counter productive.

I've fucked lots and lots and lots of clients who have douched and douched and still sometimes there is mess. Sometimes made worse by all the water if they

didn't manage to get it out.

 

On the other hand I have fucked guys (and been fucked myself, I do like flip fucking) with no prep other than a good bowel movement and a soapy wet finger in the shower.

Depends a lot on diet, and myriad other variables.

 

While I prefer shit not to happen I do not have a problem with grabbing a towel if minor or telling the bottom to go to the WC.

Doesn't have to be a mood killer and if it is it won't take but a minute to get back into the mood.

 

Cleanliness is good when fucking, and paramount when fisting (IMHO) but I refuse to obsess over it or freak out over a little messiness as long as we have access to soap and running water.

 

Oh and I've mentioned this before but female condoms can be wonderful for spontaneous situations in which perfect cleanliness is in doubt.

They may also provide increased protection against things like anal warts etc.

[unsub2O17]

Thanks for the input. I've gotten some terrific advice, and it has helped. In fact, Raul, obsession is now officially banned!

[LouieD]

How, exactly, does the female condom work?

[citylaw1]

I recently stayed in a hotel with a lot of mirrors. I now realize that all of the cleansing in the world won't help my droopy dumper. That's why I hire 21-25.

[jjkrkwood]

I recently stayed in a hotel with a lot of mirrors. I now realize that all of the cleansing in the world won't help my droopy dumper. That's why I hire 21-25.

 

Squats baby, squats. My ass is 60 and as firm as an unripe mellon.. No sagging here.

[citylaw1]

Squats baby, squats. My ass is 60 and as firm as an unripe mellon.. No sagging here.

 

I started. I'm 40 so there is no excuse. If only they allowed smoking in the gym I'd certainly go more often.

[jjkrkwood]

I started. I'm 40 so there is no excuse. If only they allowed smoking in the gym I'd certainly go more often.

 

 

 

Citylaw, I KNOW you KNOW better than that, the smoking is NOT your friend and is a large contributor to the condition, or lack of, of your skin. Best to kick it to the curb.

Whats more important, a HOT ass, or a nicotine riddled body ???

[josephga]

Squats, stair climber, elliptical ryder . you can bounce a quarter off my ass

[+ Travis69]

you can bounce a quarter off my ass

 

That's why all those guys coming in for a legit massage get all hot and bothered and start running their hands over you. Temptation, temptation, temptation.......

[maxwellissmart]

...my droopy dumper.

 

That sounds like some failed toy line by Hasbro.

[+ FreshFluff]

Squats baby, squats. My ass is 60 and as firm as an unripe mellon.. No sagging here.

 

OK, you've convinced me. My butt is small, but I've always wanted it to be more rounded. The only problem is that squats can also build up the quads, which I want to avoid. (For us kittens, it's all about slim legs.) A few years ago, I found a trainer who works with lots of celebs and came up with exercises to isolate the glutes, so I'll give her a call.

[jjkrkwood]

OK, you've convinced me. My butt is small, but I've always wanted it to be more rounded. The only problem is that squats can also build up the quads, which I want to avoid. (For us kittens, it's all about slim legs.) A few years ago, I found a trainer who works with lots of celebs and came up with exercises to isolate the glutes, so I'll give her a call.

 

I thought glutes has already been isolated ? Aint he on Time-out ????

[josephga]

time out for what? I missed something

[+ Lucky]

I thought glutes has already been isolated ? Aint he on Time-out ????

 

And aren't you the one who complains about trolls? This thread has nothing to do with brother glutes, but you couldn't resist bringing him up.

[jjkrkwood]

And aren't you the one who complains about trolls? This thread has nothing to do with brother glutes, but you couldn't resist bringing him up.

 

I never mention TROLLS. I think you are confusing me with Mr Rockhard ? Check your facts next time. And if HE'S your brother, you shouldnt mind the shout out !

[bigvalboy]

OK, you've convinced me. My butt is small, but I've always wanted it to be more rounded. The only problem is that squats can also build up the quads, which I want to avoid. (For us kittens, it's all about slim legs.) A few years ago, I found a trainer who works with lots of celebs and came up with exercises to isolate the glutes, so I'll give her a call.

 

One item works wonders....'Stair master'....it will make those glutes hard as a rock, and tight to.

[maxwellissmart]

OK, you've convinced me. My butt is small, but I've always wanted it to be more rounded. The only problem is that squats can also build up the quads, which I want to avoid. (For us kittens, it's all about slim legs.) A few years ago, I found a trainer who works with lots of celebs and came up with exercises to isolate the glutes, so I'll give her a call.

 

Look at Helga Von Freshfluff with her massive thighs! On our date together I want her to pee on me, saying: "Häus is on fire—put it out, put it out!" And then we will have a shot of Jägermeister and a plate of chocolate fingers!

 

(oh, how I miss Phil Hartman)

[+ FreshFluff]

Look at Helga Von Freshfluff with her massive thighs! On our date together I want her to pee on me, saying: "Häus is on fire—put it out, put it out!" And then we will have a shot of Jägermeister and a plate of chocolate fingers!

 

Funny, but...no. Fluffy the Puff has slim thighs--and wishes to keep it that way.