Penis Measurement- Art or Science?

[+ Lucky]

Could we have another round here? Recently I hired another escort whose reviews consistently list his penis size as seven inches when it was no more than five and a half. This happened before with another popular escort. Why do guys perpetuate the myth in the reviews? Or am I that bad at sizing up a stiff dick?

[VaHawk]

Unless I screwed up, all I saw was a drop down menu on the cock size box on the review form with none specifying .5 (e.g. 6.5 inches). I guess the reviewers could state that in their review but who actually measures it during a session? Anyway, who cares except size queens? (and no, I'm not calling you one of those).

[Guest NakedTony]

Lucky,

 

I think most reviewers simply use the stats from the previous review rather than trying to estimate for themselves. I know I can't always remember eye color, etc. (However, I do usually remember important info such as "member" size.)

 

Therer is also a lot of inaccurate info floating around for the same escort. For example, one guy I hired was consistently listed on this site as having 6". However, on all other sites he was listed with 8".

 

I can verify that he really only had 6" but it was the best 6 inches I've ever experienced. }( I specifically asked him about this discrepancy. He stated that he had accurately submitted his stats to the other sites but they changed them upon listing. He insisted that he had tried to get that info changed but they still keep listing him with 8".

 

I personally believe him because, when I set up the appointment, he readily admitted he only had 6". He never tried to misrepresent himself. I don't personally believe most escorts like having inaccurate info published on them.

 

Now, for how to measure. I personally measure from the top side of the cock measuring from the base (at the pubic hair) to the tip. In the case of guys with major curves in their member, the only accurate way to determine size is with a flexible tape measure and not with a hard ruler.

[Guest ncm2169]

Do they sell "hard rulers" at the Adult OfficeMax? }(

[Guest fukamarine]

>Unless I screwed up, all I saw was a drop down menu on the

>cock size box on the review form with none specifying .5 (e.g.

>6.5 inches). I guess the reviewers could state that in their

>review but who actually measures it during a session? Anyway,

>who cares except size queens? (and no, I'm not calling you one

>of those).

 

I've always said that anymore than a mouthful is a waste.

 

fukamarine

[Guest Kenny021]

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[+ Lucky]

If this catches on, some escorts would have to close up shop!

[nate_sf]

So you wouldn't happen to be Mr. Drake himself? Sounds like a good gig -- the true definition of mixing business with pleasure! }(

[Guest Merlin]

Almost everyone measures their penis in whatever way results in the largest measurement. Nothing wrong with that--if there is a way to measure which achieves that result it is not dishonest to say that that is the measured size. Therefore the rule should be that the correct way to measure is that way which achieves the best result.

[+ Lucky]

Can I apply that rule to my bank account?

[Guest Love Bubble Butt]

I couldn't care less about the size of a guy's dick. Just as long as he has one and it's not deformed or anything. What REALLY matters is what I see when I flip him over! (_|_) }(

[Luv2play]

It sounds to me as if the accounting problems in America run deeper than Enron and Worldcom (LOL)! As a bottom who hires escorts for their (ahem) personal attributes, I would have to say that dick size is a matter of some considerable importance to me. In my experience in these matters, it would appear to me that the gold standard is 8 inches, especially in escorts who advertise themselves as tops or versatile tops. If they come in under this they usually add, "very thick" or the measured equivalent (6 to 7"). Actually, if you measure from the base of the dick on the top side, which is what really counts since that is where the dick stops at your asshole, 6 inches in length is usually adequate. But for size queens , nothing beats a true nine incher or better (gasp)! I've taken up to eleven, but the biggest challenge was an escort who advertised himself as a true 9X8, who happened to be truthful. I was sore for 3 days after that! BTW this guy is still available in NY altho I used his services a number of years ago when he lived in Miami.

[Guest desertdaddy]

I'm curious - who is the 9"x8" escort in New York? later.....Buck

[+ Lucky]

"His dick is just a lovely size"

 

In today's review of handsome Greg from Seattle, the reviewer states under dick size "don't know, don't care" but in the review itself he comes up with this enticing measurement. I think that defines the "art" of penis measurement!!

[Guest Kevin 2]

http://www.male4malescorts.com/images/scottmatthews08-18-01.jpg

 

Scott Matthews Listed under NYC

[Rick Munroe]

>the rule should be that the correct way to measure is

>that way which achieves the best result.

 

Then I guess the correct way to measure a dick is to stick it down my throat. :9

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Science

 

>>the rule should be that the correct way to measure is

>>that way which achieves the best result.

>

>Then I guess the correct way to measure a dick is to stick it

>down my throat. :9

 

May 10, 2003 - 10 a.m. - Bronx Zoo. In front of the lion's den. Be there.

 

 

 

Life's a beach . . . and then you tan.

[+ Lucky]

RE: Science

 

"May 10, 2003 - 10 a.m. - Bronx Zoo. In front of the lion's den. Be there."

 

So the Hooboy Roundup is finally gonna happen!

[Rick Munroe]

RE: Science

 

>So the Hooboy Roundup is finally gonna happen!

 

Sounds more like the Munroe Kneel-down. :9

[Guest man2man4u40]

>Could we have another round here? Recently I hired another

>escort whose reviews consistently list his penis size as seven

>inches when it was no more than five and a half. This happened

>before with another popular escort. Why do guys perpetuate the

>myth in the reviews? Or am I that bad at sizing up a stiff

>dick?

 

Speaking of science, here's an article that might explain a few things. Maybe you could start your own research study... :o --Jack

 

Arch Sex Behav 2002 Aug;31(4):351-7

 

Test-retest reliability of the measurement of penile dimensions in a sample of gay men.

 

Harding R, Golombok SE.

 

Family and Child Psychology Research Centre, City University, Department of Primary Care and Population Sciences, University College, Royal Free School of Medicine, London NW3 2PF, England. r.harding@pcps.ucl.ac.uk

 

Both physiological and self-measurement methods have been employed to collect data on the dimensions of the erect penis. However, self-measurement using paper strips has often been favored as a less intrusive and time-consuming method, despite the recognition of the increased chance of bias through exaggeration. The current study aimed to establish the test-retest reliability of measurement of the erect penis using paper strips in a sample of 312 gay men. The men were issued with color-coded measuring strips printed with instructions but no calibrations, and asked to measure both the length and circumference of their partners' erect penis. Three months later they were asked to repeat these measures. Mean length on first measurement was 15.3 cm and 15.2 cm on second measurement. Mean girth at first measurement was 12.5 cm and 12.6 cm at second measurement. Test-retest reliability of measurement was found to be moderately low at r = .60 for length and r = .53 for girth. No relation was found between measurement discrepancy and the age, social class, education, ethnicity, or employment status of the partner taking the measurements. Although self-measurement strips are both convenient and acceptable, and widely reported in the literature, they only have moderate test-retest reliability. This may be due to both

natural variability in penis size within subjects over time and unreliability of the measurement method.

[Guest man2man4u40]

and while were on the subject : re: Penis Measurement- ...

 

Here's another article that might interest some of you out there. It just validates what a lot of us already know. :9 Cheers! --Jack

 

Arch Sex Behav 1999 Jun;28(3):213-21

Comment in: Arch Sex Behav. 2000 Jun;29(3):303-5.

 

The relation between sexual orientation and penile size.

 

Bogaert AF, Hershberger S.

Brock University, St. Catharines, Canada. tbogaert@spartan.ac.brocku.ca

 

The relation between sexual orientation and penile dimensions in a large sample of men was studied. Subjects were 5122 men interviewed by the Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender, and Reproduction from 1938 to 1963. They were dichotomously classified as either

homosexual (n = 935) or heterosexual (n = 4187). Penile dimensions were assessed using five measures of penile length and circumference from Kinsey's original protocol. ***On all five measures, homosexual men reported larger penises than did heterosexual men.*** Explanations for these differences are discussed, including the possibility that these findings provide additional evidence that variations in prenatal hormonal levels (or other biological mechanisms affecting reproductive structures) affect sexual orientation development.

[btmstudnyc]

Lesbian...

 

Damn, Does this mean I'm a lesbian?

 

can't I just change my jeans....instead of Sergio Valente...I promise to wear CK's or Diesel....Damn...Diesel refers to lesbians too....what the fuck am I going to do?

 

HELP...isn't there some religious organization that can hynotize me into being a gay man instead of a lesbian?

 

POOF!!

 

WOW....thanks for your prayers guys....I am now a FULLLLLLL blooded gay queer.

 

JIM

 

PS...Don't you have to include your true dick size on your Q card....

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

RE: Lesbian...

 

>Damn, Does this mean I'm a lesbian?

>

>can't I just change my jeans....instead of Sergio Valente...I

>promise to wear CK's or Diesel....Damn...Diesel refers to

>lesbians too....what the fuck am I going to do?

>

>HELP...isn't there some religious organization that can

>hynotize me into being a gay man instead of a lesbian?

>

>POOF!!

 

Actually, you do not have any body hair to be a lesbian, Jim....

[VaHawk]

RE: Lesbian...

 

Also much more sexier and hotter T&A! :9 Speaking of our gay sisterhood (I just love most lesbians by the way) do they have lesbian escorts, and if so do other lesbians get to hire them or are they always booked up by the "straight men"? :7

[+ Lucky]

RE: Straight Men

 

It is always a mystery to me why straight men like to see lesbians get it on. I can't imagine a lesbian escort going with a guy either, but I guess a lot of hookers are lesbians.....