Sex and the bulldozer

[gcursor]

So let's say that you wanted to describe your sex that you have as a type of construction vehicle..

 

what construction vehicle would it be?

 

Gcursor

 

p.s. and in case you need them, here's a link to an article about some construction equipment..

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_equipment_%28construction%29

[Guest Rich.]

A Bugatti Veyron. That I've just filled with diesel. Oh, and maybe, just maybe, I shouldn't have hooked it up to a lowboy?

 

Richard

 

FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. I'd intended saving my Lordship for Munroe. Ho-hum. :(

[Lookin]

http://www.peeniewallie.com/images2008/IMG_8504%20(small).JPG

[nate_sf]

I’m a versatile kind of guy, so I’m different equipment at different times. When being a top, who wouldn’t want to be referred to as a “drilling machine” or “pile driver?” But when the bottom is particularly tight a careful and patient “tunnel boring machine” might be a better approach.

 

When bottoming? It’s a pleasure being a good “backhoe.” Having said that, it strikes me that most of the construction equipment names favor topping. Well, there is “loader” too, but I think this is an area where there needs to be some work.

 

Sometimes there isn’t much time to get it on, so for those times it is useful to be a “quick coupler.” But given a choice I like to take it slow and be a “cure rig.”

 

I’m embarrassed I’ve written any of the above.

[Guest Rich.]

Recent encounters have led me to believe most American Escorts are mere 'nodding donkeys'. OK, that may be just a Texas take!

 

Fortunately real men know how to gush gold. Even if it's black.

 

Richard

[+ purplekow]

Is it offensive to say that I prefer my partner be a "back ho"

[Guest Rich.]

Not in the slightest PK, call it as you see it!

 

Richard

[Bosguy]

I’m a versatile kind of guy, so I’m different equipment at different times. When being a top, who wouldn’t want to be referred to as a “drilling machine” or “pile driver?” But when the bottom is particularly tight a careful and patient “tunnel boring machine” might be a better approach.

 

When bottoming? It’s a pleasure being a good “backhoe.” Having said that, it strikes me that most of the construction equipment names favor topping. Well, there is “loader” too, but I think this is an area where there needs to be some work.

 

Sometimes there isn’t much time to get it on, so for those times it is useful to be a “quick coupler.” But given a choice I like to take it slow and be a “cure rig.”

 

I’m embarrassed I’ve written any of the above.

 

Did you like to play with Tonka trucks when you were a kid because you certainly know how to play with equipment. Is that what you mean when you say you travel wiyh your "toys"?

 

Bill K.

[nate_sf]

For those wanting to indulge a construction vehicle fetish:

 

http://www.npr.org/2011/07/07/137671562/dig-this-offers-new-kind-of-sandbox-experience

[+ deej]

WANT!!!!!

 

That looks like a lot of fun.

 

Parking lots were recently resurfaced at my condo and it was a blast watching the absolutely incredible accuracy they get with those big machines. I *so* wanted to run out and ask them to show me how it's done!

[Guy Fawkes]

I beieve I'll go with the: ""Excavate and Exfoliate," a half-day at the park followed by a spa treatment at the Trump Las Vegas Hotel.

[Rick Munroe]

followed by a spa treatment at the Trump Las Vegas Hotel.

 

Don't support that homophobic douchebag! Besides, I think you're more of a Bellagio kinda gal.

[+ friendofsheila]

I saw this thread title and thought, "OMG, Rick Munroe has gone and had sex WITH A BULLDOZER and now he's come here to BRAG about it. How disgusting!"

 

So of course I opened the thread immediately to see the pictures.

[Rick Munroe]

OMG, Rick Munroe has gone and had sex WITH A BULLDOZER

 

Is it wrong that I started to get hard when I read that?

[nate_sf]

Is it wrong that I started to get hard when I read that?

 

This little number has been parked at a construction site down the street from my place in SF for a couple of weeks now. Rick, I think it's got your name on it ;-)

 

http://www.natebruno.com/equipment.jpg

[Rick Munroe]

Rick, I think it's got your name on it ;-)

 

http://www.natebruno.com/equipment.jpg

 

My name isn't JLG!

[Guest Bauer]

Cool. And you don't need to come perfectly trained to operate heavy machinery?

 

Really, how cool is that.

[Bosguy]

My name isn't JLG!

 

Of course not. It must be the abbreviation for one of your mottos "Just Love Guys" Don't ever doubt Nate in this area---he's an expert on heavy equipment of all sizes and types. In fact, during his visit this week to NYC, he will be touring construction sites throughout the city to compare the sizes and operation of East coast equipment to West coast equipment.

 

Bill K.

[+ friendofsheila]

Is it wrong that I started to get hard when I read that?

 

I'm just re-imagining you doing what you once said: Having a back-hoe rim you expertly, then you turning around and tongue-kiss "it" in gratitude!

 

Has someone already done this on Xtube? You could be the first!

[Rick Munroe]

I'm just re-imagining you doing what you once said: Having a back-hoe rim you expertly, then you turning around and tongue-kiss "it" in gratitude!

 

Damn you! Now I feel like I want to cum and I need to save up my load.