Cleaning

[RickyDC]

Okay - I admit I'm a bit of a neat freak. My loft in D.C. is always clean and never cluttered. The last several times I've had escorts for overnights and weekends I've made a mess of the kitchen - cuz of food, champagne, cake, etc.

 

When I came home from the store -- I found escort had cleaned the kitchen - spotless and made the bed. There are two guys that I see fairly regularly and they do this routinely -- they clean - I am amazed that they were so thoughtful.

 

Is it weird that it really turned me on that they cleaned? I kinda want to watch them clean in the nude. LoL I'd ask, but I don't want to offend them -- what ya think?

[Guest Wetnwildbear]

Well

 

Okay - I admit I'm a bit of a neat freak. My loft in D.C. is always clean and never cluttered. The last several times I've had escorts for overnights and weekends I've made a mess of the kitchen - cuz of food, champagne, cake, etc.

 

When I came home from the store -- I found escort had cleaned the kitchen - spotless and made the bed. There are two guys that I see fairly regularly and they do this routinely -- they clean - I am amazed that they were so thoughtful.

 

Is it weird that it really turned me on that they cleaned? I kinda want to watch them clean in the nude. LoL I'd ask, but I don't want to offend them -- what ya think?

 

Ask and yea shall receive - If the compensation is right!

[NYTomcat]

By all means ask. I'd love to get the opinions of our escorts on this one

[Guest greatness]

oh my

 

Who are they? I love escorts who clean after themselves! I hate when escorts throw wet towels on my new clean carpet after they shower.

[Guest Spanky]

I have a French maid's uniform if you'd like to borrow it.

[raulgmanzo]

How about cleaning while wearing skin tight latex or hip waders and a gas mask?

Not that I would 't thoroughly enjoy a french maid outfit or in the nude.

hey I could also do plumbing and electrical work the rubber is useful for both, but not at the same time.

[Guest Spanky]

How about cleaning while wearing skin tight latex or hip waders and a gas mask?

Not that I would 't thoroughly enjoy a french maid outfit or in the nude.

hey I could also do plumbing and electrical work the rubber is useful for both, but not at the same time.

 

Ricky - if I were you, I'd definitely take Raul in skin tight latex chaps (assless of course) over the French Maid outfit any day.

[raulgmanzo]

Ricky - if I were you, I'd definitely take Raul in skin tight latex chaps (assless of course) over the French Maid outfit any day.

 

well if they are chaps I think it goes without saying they are usually assless. But when I think skin tight latex I am thinking specifically NOT chaps. Fabulous thing about skin tight latex, every curve shows right through. Think catsuit, surfsuit or singlet. I do of course have chaps in leather, neoprene and rubber.

For heavy duty cleaning i'll bring my gas mask.

If in the nude then kneepads might be useful.

 

Gosh just think how many potential clients I have terrified with these posts. People can be so, uh, unadventurous even when its all just for silly fun.

[+ deej]

Gosh just think how many potential clients I have terrified with these posts. People can be so, uh, unadventurous even when its all just for silly fun.

 

Oh, I don't know. I can't be the only one thinking of canceling the maid this month and calling you instead.

[whipped guy]

Let the client do it...

 

Well I have hired at least a few escorts who say clients pay them to clean their messy apartments... and that explained why at least one of the guys had a place that was always perfectly in order. Apparently he and the client had a regular deal set up where the client came in once a week as part of his session. What blew the escort's mind was that the guy had a high-powered job with tons of responsibility and power over others. The escorts theory being that the guy felt guilty and needed to be knocked down a few pegs each week by doing something menial. At any rate, I guess it is a part of the BDSM thing that I never got into... but to each his own.

[Diverdan]

Share?

 

Hey Ricky,

I am still in DC for a couple of more months. Love to know who you are enjoying overnight or weekends... send me a private note if you don't mind sharing.

[rvwnsd]

Mister Clean

 

...For heavy duty cleaning i'll bring my gas mask.

If in the nude then kneepads might be useful....

 

If you wear a gas mask, knee pads, rubber gloves, and nothing else you may clean my condo any time!

[Bart]

Whipped I am stunned. That is the first time I have heard you say there was a BDSM maneuver you dont get into.

 

Raul I think you found a great niche and you do look good skin or latex.

[whipped guy]

How about cleaning while wearing skin tight latex or hip waders and a gas mask?

Not that I would 't thoroughly enjoy a french maid outfit or in the nude.

hey I could also do plumbing and electrical work the rubber is useful for both, but not at the same time.

 

If in the nude then kneepads might be useful. Gosh just think how many potential clients I have terrified with these posts. People can be so, uh, unadventurous even when its all just for silly fun.

 

Whipped I am stunned. That is the first time I have heard you say there was a BDSM maneuver you dont get into.

 

Raul I think you found a great niche and you do look good skin or latex.

 

Well we all have our limits and limitations, I don't even enjoy cleaning my own place much less having to do someone else's.

 

However, if I lived in Chicago... and Raul were part of the deal I might just go for a roll-reversal and have him do the dirty work for me... though somehow I do most definitely see him wearing that French maid costume... I know that it sounds bizarre, but given all the gear and equipment that he possesses it would not surprise me (or scare me ) in the least if he would also have something of that nature in his bag of tricks!

 

At any rate, regarding the electrical and plumbing work... I can only imagine... and I might even decide to live dangerously and have him do a bit of electrical work on my plumbing if you get my drift...

 

And oh yes! Kneepads would be a nice touch!

[Guest Spanky]

Well I have hired at least a few escorts who say clients pay them to clean their messy apartments... and that explained why at least one of the guys had a place that was always perfectly in order. Apparently he and the client had a regular deal set up where the client came in once a week as part of his session. What blew the escort's mind was that the guy had a high-powered job with tons of responsibility and power over others. The escorts theory being that the guy felt guilty and needed to be knocked down a few pegs each week by doing something menial. At any rate, I guess it is a part of the BDSM thing that I never got into... but to each his own.

 

I really enjoy the power-exchange aspect of BDSM but that's a discussion for another forum....what scares me about the escort-client cleaning situation Whip points out is that if the one guy I hire semi-regularly actually reads this forum (I don't think he does, but who knows, he's pretty stealth) then I just know that I am going to be cleaning his floors the next time I see him. Maybe I should have him come to me, since at least that way I'd be cleaning my own house.

[RickyDC]

kink

 

I've thought about why the cleaning thing turns me on For me, I don't think it's about power, dominance, or subordination.

 

I think it's just the fact that a guy is being totally hot while doing something ordinary - mundane. He could be cooking naked, reading a newspaper naked, washing the car naked. And it's a bit of a show too -- brings out the voyeur in me.

 

And no . . . me cleaning for other people does nothing for me at all. LoL

[+ Charlie]

I once hired a guy who described himself as a "dominant top." At the beginning of the appointment, he told me to wash his dishes and make him a drink before we did anything sexual. I said no, and left.

[doitb4ugo]

Yes

 

I've thought about why the cleaning thing turns me on For me, I don't think it's about power, dominance, or subordination.

 

I think it's just the fact that a guy is being totally hot while doing something ordinary - mundane. He could be cooking naked, reading a newspaper naked, washing the car naked. And it's a bit of a show too -- brings out the voyeur in me.

 

And no . . . me cleaning for other people does nothing for me at all. LoL

 

 

I think the key word here, RickyDC, is NAKED.

[Guest ecenur]

Does anyone know or have an actual maid, who works either privately or within an agency. My old maid left my family and I a couple weeks ago and I am i need to replace her, or else things are going to get really hectic around my house. If anyone can help that would be great, cheers!

[gp0560]

I've thought about why the cleaning thing turns me on. I think it's just the fact that a guy is being totally hot while doing something ordinary - mundane. He could be cooking naked, reading a newspaper naked, washing the car naked.

 

Exactly! Extraordinary bodies doing ordinary things . . . HOT!

[KMEM]

Cooking naked is dangerous. Cooking at all seems to be dangerous for some folks.

 

Best regards,

KMEM

[nate_sf]

I think if you tell them you appreciated their thoughtfulness with the cleaning, and that watching guys do ordinary & mundane things turns you on, they won't be insulted. I'd say the key is that they know you don't expect them to be doing the cleaning, but rather that you like it and find it hot.

[instudiocity]

I have a French maid's uniform if you'd like to borrow it.

 

I'd prefer only a see-through apron, myself.

[Guest socal30]

I wouldn't mind paying for this !!

 

[adriano46]

Going back up to the opening comments here, I have only once or twice met an escort who showed any interest in cleaning up (sadly).

 

I generally meet guys in an hotel room, and am amazed how - after I spend an inordinate time "setting the stage" with extra clean towels, proper amenities, cleaning and straightening out everything in the room, making in clean, fresh, and comfortable, they come in and simply trash the place, dropping towels everywhere, really messing up the bathroom, and abusing the in-room bar, and figuring the housekeeping staff can clean up... (no... I am too considerate of the housekeeping staff to make them clean up, and spend a good hour afterwards getting the room back into shape).

 

For this reason, my home, my castle is off limits to 99% of the guys I meet.

 

But then... as happened in DC above... I meet a guy or two who is really neat, clean and considerate... and my estimation of him goes way up on that.