T shirts I've liked

[foxy]

My favorite was one I saw years ago that said.... "It's never too late to have a happy childhood"

 

On a big hunky contractor in Home Depot.... "I may not be very smart but I can lift heavy things"

 

He was smart enough to know a funny T shirt when he saw one.

 

On a very cute guy at my gym.... "My mother says I'm talented"

 

Mother always knows best.

 

and one I bought years ago on the little island of Saba who's motto was... "Unspoiled Queen"

 

I don't wear that one any more because, well, I am.

[+ g56whiz]

Two of my favorites:

 

Worn by a great bodybuilder in a gym I belonged to years ago: "My lawyer is bigger than your lawyer". Of course every one knew that he was in fact a lawyer.

 

One I bought several years ago at Pike Place Market, Seattle (in a size LXXX):

 

"This is the body of a God:

Buddha"

[Greathands]

I hope this doesn't break the rules here ... Sorry if it does!

 

This tshirt was the perfect Christmas gift for my partner who bartends:

 

http://mywebz.net/images/tshirt.jpg

[foxy]

I want one !!!!!!!

[+ Charlie]

My favorite is still my old "So many men, so little time" t-shirt.

[Guest DuchessIvanaKizznhugg]

"I hate Size Queens!

(But I sure like their boyfriends!)"

[+ ArVaGuy]

One of my favorites:

 

"Shy guy with a big dick."

[+ purplekow]

Just gave one away which read : Teamwork: A bunch of people doing what I tell them to do

[Kevin Slater]

I'm sure this is the wrong venue for this, but I loved one I saw a dyke wearing that read "Dead men don't rape."

 

Kevin Slater

[Guest skrubber]

My favorite is one I bought in San Antonio which I got a lot of comments on. It reads simply "Trust Me"

[doitb4ugo]

Life is Good

 

I recently saw a Life is Good T-Shirt which said "Not all who wander are lost". Hit home for me....

[Mark Gordon]

I recently saw a Life is Good T-Shirt which said "Not all who wander are lost". Hit home for me....

 

This is a quotation from J.R.R. Tolkien. I don't do slogans on t-shirts.

[foxy]

I think we'd all prefer you without a shirt. Who needs slogans if you have a bod like that?

[rvwnsd]

I've always been quite fond of "Mean people suck. Nice people swallow."

[orbital sander]

My favorite is BILF.

 

http://www.rizzotees.com/bilf.html

[NYTomcat]

I tend to be a bit religious irreverent, so excuse I love my "BORN AGAIN PAGAN" shirt with the following on the back

 

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m115/vile0513/darwin-fish.jpg

[+ Cash4Trash]

1) "Debutantes For Human Rights"

 

2) "I'd Be Laughing My Head Off If This Wasn't My Life"

[happyguy2]

I saw my favorite on a guy in a bar: RECOVERING CATHOLIC!

[+ azdr0710]

My favorite is BILF.

 

http://www.rizzotees.com/bilf.html

 

not quite getting this.....I know what MILF and DILF are, and I know the B in this is evidently standing for breakfast, but, uh, "breakfast I'd like to fuck" ?????

[MsGuy]

not quite getting this [bilf] ?????

 

I'm even slower, azdr. I had to google bilf to get it at all. :o

 

Try "Boy I'd Like to Fuck."

 

T-shirt + Boy = visual pun

[Businessguy]

My Favorite

 

A T-shirt for people who seem to always have others telling them all their life's problems - "Apparently you have mistaken me for your therapist".

[orbital sander]

I'm even slower, azdr. I had to google bilf to get it at all. :o

 

Try "Boy I'd Like to Fuck."

 

T-shirt + Boy = visual pun

 

Uhh...nope try the link(not Google)...nothing to do with boys

[MsGuy]

Nothing to do w/boys?

 

Uhh...nope try the link(not Google)...nothing to do with boys

 

http://www.rizzotees.com/images/P/BILFpic1.jpg

 

If that's a picture of a girl, I've spent a lot of years batting for the wrong team.

 

Try:

Image of cute boy wearing T-shirt w/picture of breakfast + BILF = visual pun.

 

Plus it's posted on a gay forum! I readily admit my feverish brain may be forcing unintended meaning into the photo. Perhaps Mr. Sander will be gracious enough to share with us the reason this is his favorite t-shirt.

[Rod Hagen]

Best shirt ever.

http://www.cafepress.com/+green_tshirt,185410730

[Rod Hagen]

I'm sure this is the wrong venue for this, but I loved one I saw a dyke wearing that read "Dead men don't rape."

 

Kevin Slater

 

This may have been a tribute to a song by an absolutely worthless chick-punk band: 7 year Bitch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5DlDmrMqBs

 

Or, less likely, a reference to this CRAP industrial song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g4aW1xK-qc

 

Interesting T, though. Very very 1993 (or 1973).