GAIETY LINEUP FOR THE WEEK OF SEPT. 29TH

[+ Lucky]

A tape measure wouldn't have helped much tonight as Mr. Softee seemed to have influenced several of the dancers...x(

[+ Lucky]

Well then I misunderstood. I thought it was directed at all of the above posters in that subthread.

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

Does he look as good in person as he does in the photos at RB and his site??? Makes me wish I was a bottom. :+

 

How does Dannik compare?

[Guest JohnPela]

>>Patrick: 11" cock.

>Dannik: 11" cock.

>Celso: 9" cock.

>Roland: 9" cock.

 

Cooper,

I guess you did bring the tape measure today to "The Theatre" and got to measure the cocks. Thats for the detailed measurements. I bet Lucky helped with the measuring.

 

BTW, After seeing Lucky last weekend, now I know why Jackhammer kept mentioning that Lucky should get up on the Gaiety stage. The effect of the gym workouts sure didn't go unnoticed by me.

:P

[bill]

Tale of the tape

 

I did bring a tape measure this week for privates, and Patrick and Danyk are both 10 inches. Perhaps the light on stage makes them look larger.

 

Brett, you are focused on a good goal for most readers. I don't know why others have a problem with your post.

[Cooper]

RE: Weekend Lineup:

 

Friday's lineup:

 

Raphael

TJ

Alex

Roland

Celso

 

Joey Jordan: a likeable bodybuilder with a very friendly smile. He likes to playfully flex his pecs.

 

Mark

Anthony

 

Dannik: extremely handsome, with seductive blue eyes, a beautiful bubble butt, and a long thick uncut cock.

 

Valentino, from Fl., making his G-debut. He's tall with Spanish good looks and a fat butt!

 

Patrick: this guy has an amazing ripped/muscular/tight body with pumped up pecs, large nipples and an 11" cock.

 

....Bill, Patrick's rentboy ad says 11".

 

Next week's featured dancer is Giovanni.

[jackhammer91406]

Put up job for Mr Lucky

 

Hey John Pela,

We have never met (please swear to that). I hope we do someday so that I can shake your hand. I have been accused privately of putting you up to this remark about Mr. Lucky. Please feel free to remove this stain from my record...heheh. It is fairly well documented that when I met Lucky this past February, I was impressed with his gene pool and hard work. I unfortunately am the wrong age, race , position , and am also too hairy and too heavy for him...other than that we would be a perfect match... but still...well... a guy can look can't he????

Still I guess I would rather have him as a friend than as an ex...

 

Keep up the reps Lucky. They will run out of twinks one day at the G and Denise can't be blind.

 

:+

[Guest JohnPela]

RE: Put up job for Mr Lucky

 

Jackhammer:

 

No we have never met. I did enjoy and remember your post of your adventures in NYC and Gaiety a few months back. And I remembered your post about how well built Mr. Lucky was. As soon as I met him, I realized you weren't exagerating at all!

 

You still come (cum) regularly to Florida NE coast? There is always a chance we could meet there or happen to be in NYC at Gaiety the same weekend. And to answer your question of Cooper in another thread: No I am not Ben Versace!

[+ Lucky]

RE: Put up job for Mr Lucky

 

Well, I can verify that John Pela is not Ben Versace, although he could be jackhammer's long lost brother!

 

Thanks for the compliments, guys. I did audition once at the G and Denise had to call 911 because she couldn't stop laughing!!

[jackhammer91406]

RE: Put up job for Mr Lucky

 

Thanks John,

Appreciate you clarifying your remarks about Lucky.

YEs, I get to the FLA area every Spring in May for the month. Open Invitations were posted for last May's trip and the offer still stands for 2004. As to Ben Versace, my request was to see what this guy looks like. Everyone seems to know him and I missed him when I was in NYC. Does he have pics anywhere?

[Cooper]

RE: Who saw the show?

 

Did anyone attend the weekend G-show? If so, any favorites?

 

Choices:

 

Raphael

TJ

Alex

Roland

Celso

Joey Jordan

Mark

Anthony

Dannik

Valentino

Patrick

 

DANNIK appeared to be the patrons' pick of the night, but PATRICK was a true beauty to watch. TJ, the class act, has a large following that keeps him busy after each show... RAPHAEL, VALENTINO, and ANTHONY seem to be fighting it out for best newcomer. JOEY JORDAN had the best muscular body and ALEX did some fine posing and flexing. Lots of amazing pecs and abs in this lineup. ROLAND, CELSO, and MARK gave entertaining stage show, not too many this week. (BEN, where are you)... Finally, several big cocks and bubble butts to tease us all... And your favorites are ???

[+ Lucky]

RE: Who saw the show?

 

I have been trying to avoid just such a question, but since you point blank ask, it would be less than truthful to leave the suggestion that it was a good show. The first dancer in the lineup, whose name I won't mention out of respect for my dear friend, could not get a sliver of an erection. Very disappointing. He seemed pretty tired compared to his previous sizzling performances. Unfortunately, that set the pace for the others, who all delivered lackluster routines. Excepted from that remark is Patrick. This man does sizzle. His shoulders are at least twice as broad as his waist. His abs belong to a Greek statue or in my mouth in some fashion. Although I didn't see eleven inches, close does count! Ain't no way I could handle all of that!

 

And the music. There was a time when the G featured new stuff, but now it's the same old songs trodding out. Maybe that's why the dancers were so lame. You know the show is in trouble when the patrons are more interesting to observe than the dancer!

[hiJinX]

RE: Who saw the show?

 

I made an exception to my "no weekend shows" rule and was drawn to the Theatre late Friday night.

 

Quote of the night:

"THIS IS BETTER THAN MY COLLEGE GRADUATION"- spoken by a group of youngish first timers seated front row center at the last show. They provided lots of interesting comments as each dancer worked the stage. Always interesting to check out newbies reactions to the show. (They liked TJ and Celso best methinks).

 

I have to concur about the music selection getting kind of stale. Neo was in the booth so I dunno how much that affects the playlist. The only thing approaching a surprise musically was the use of Evanescence "Bring Me to Life" for TJs second song, which is usually a slow song. The low point musically for me was the Celine Dion used for (I believe) Raphael's 2nd song. Someone I think commented on it to him while he was onstage, he seemed to agree but shruged it off. In my book. nothing is a bonerkill quite like Celine.

At one point a couple of attractive gals (if you like that sort of thing) sat next to me in those 3 seat rows up front. I was filled with dread. I had found a greater boner kill than Celine...chicks stealing dancers attention. Luckily they moved to another row. Think they were fans of TJs but must say they were very well behaved. They were replaced by someone who I suspect was also a G dancer from recognition from those on stage (and brazillian as one of the dancers threw a couple of Portugese words at him from stage).. It wasnt anyone I remembered but then, he WAS fully clothed.

 

Several performers who could MOVE in the line up this week.

Who made an impression:

 

> Raphael

I appreciate anyone who is willing to be publicly spanked by a stranger. Nice face too.

 

>TJ :

he's so pretty. I even think the head of his cock has the cutest little angle of circumcision to it. He knows the secret to the eye contact game. Oddly enough he was wearing pants I also own. They look marginally better on him with his treetrunk thighs. Go figure.

 

>Alex :

I picked up on proportions alot this week (see Patrick). Alex is way top heavy with itty bitty lower legs. Somehow I think I would find a way to overlook that. I'm a chest man..and he had one in spades. I liked the subtle facial hair too. He has a James Marsters kind of angular cheekbone thing going. Nice guy, said hello when I bumped into him on the stairs on the way out when most guys just ignore you.

 

>Roland

I can tell the twins apart. Ronnie is sexier but I wouldnt throw Roland out of bed. Might be a comfort on stage thing. He has what I think of as bad tattoos...they look homemade. Roland was fun on stage and seems to be coming into his own as not just half of the twin dancers. Wonder if that chainmail hurts ones cock and balls?

 

>Celso

If this guy is on something, we should take up a collection to make sure he keeps getting it. Otherwise he loves the stage more than most dancers I;ve seen. He mocked his own lack of an ass but what he carries up front more than makes up for it.

Love that hardcock shaking hip action. He actually had me convinced he would Cum on stage at one point where he started jacking vigorously as if leading up to a happy ending...but then stopped short of reaching critical mas. I think this guy would be big fun in a private but have no evidence of such. Looks like he likes to have a good time. Many happy returns hopefully,

 

>Mark

Looks like he would be at home on any Soap Opera. A little to wonderbread for my tastes though.

 

>Anthony

He looks SOOOO young. But he was one of the performers who could really MOVE and I appreciate that. When he came out with an erection for his second number I was comforted that he had been thru puberty.

 

>Dannik

I like the buzz cut more than I thought I would. I miss the bit of bodyhair though. That face! That DICK! You cant really go wrong. I love how it starts going soft and he plays with his balls and the base of his cock a bit and it JUST COMES BACK STRONG. It should have its own sound effect.

 

>Patrick

Patrick has what I call proportions from hell. Huge shoulder and chest (capped off with delectable satellite dish nipples), a teensy, yet shredded waist, narrow hips and then an extra helping of COCK (skinny legs though that he hides by keeping pants on during song 1). Though it was soft during the show I saw, you could easily see where it would be be nice supersize dark and fleshy phallis. His face reminded me of the late giant Andre.

 

That is all.

[+ Lucky]

RE: Who saw the show?

 

Happily, I am pleased to see your view of the show, Mr. jinx. (Are you always hi?) I agree that Raphael is really cute. Can I assume that he had no boner for you as well? My guess is that Patrick will be the big draw again tonight. Now, why is it you have a rule against going to the G on weekends?

[Cooper]

RE: Who saw the show?

 

Nice review... So, Joey Jordan and Valentino didn't do it for you.... Was there a 12th dancer at your show? Perhaps Adam?

[+ BOZO T CLOWN]

RE: Who saw the show?

 

MR. COOPER,

 

OTHER THAN THE AFOREMENTIONED GIOVANNI (AND JESSE), CAN YOU PLEASE PROVIDE US WITH A PREVIEW OF THE ACTS PERFORMING IN THE CENTER RING NEXT WEEK?

 

BOZO

[hiJinX]

RE: Who saw the show?

 

> Now, why is it you have a rule against going to the G on weekends?

 

Too crowded and it makes the dancer to patron ratio too high for my liking. I enjoy the opportunities that come from the smaller more intimate shows during the week.

The few bad experiences of unwanted attention directed towards me by other patrons have all happened on weekends as well...so I'm sure on some level that is a factor.

Also studies have shown that annoying screeching girls are more likely to come in on the weekends.

However I do enjoy the chips and punch in the lounge immensely.

[hiJinX]

RE: Who saw the show?

 

>Nice review... So, Joey Jordan and Valentino didn't do it for

>you.... Was there a 12th dancer at your show? Perhaps Adam?

 

I dont recall Adam or a 12th dancer. But I wasnt taking notes. I actually caught the beginning of the final show of the night and caught the end of the previous one.

 

Valentino didnt do it for me at all, his big chest is nice but I kept thinking "are those pec implants?" for some reason. His ass is odd too. Didnt look like a typical Gaiety dancer. Are you sure it was his first time there? His action when he came out with a soft cock for his second song... looking down at it rubbing it, shaking it with an expression of "I dunno whats wrong with this thing" is familar from a dancer i had seen months back at the G.

 

Joey Jordan was nice in a goofy muscle guy way. Which normally isnt a problem for me since normally they make nice noises when they get off. :-)

[+ Lucky]

RE: Who saw the show?

 

Perhaps I should emphasize that I think Raphael was by far the hottest guy in the show. He is also a really sweet guy!

The Gaiety is very fortunate to have a dancer of this caliber!!!

[Arik]

RE: Who saw the show?

 

I was lucky enough to catch the 6 & 8:30 shows on Tuesday & here’s my 2 cents:

 

-Raphael: really cute, great eye contact, had a nice ass which he like showing off. Cock looked nice too, all hooded and all, but never got hard which is puzzling to me him being 20 and all. When I was 20 I was hard all the time, granted I did not look like Raphael. I too hate any Celine Dion “song” but since I’ve heard Dion every bloody time there are Montreal boys at the G, I figured it is the Quebec provincial anthem or Denise is getting a cut of Dion‘s sales.

 

-TJ: super nice guy, best body in the show, nice face, dark eyes (trivia question: anyone know what ethnicity he is?), nice cock and most abs (at least and 8 pack maybe a 10 pack). His Playgirl spread didn‘t do him justice. Stuck his face in the audience members’ faces, and at least one lap, during his second number. I had come to the G to meet him and tried to after the 8:30 show but got cock-blocked by some priss who ran ahead of me. I did get to chat with TJ and he was booked solid, but was really pleasant and personable. Even stopped to sign a magazine with a fan of his in the lobby before he headed out. Maybe next time he’s in town.

 

-Alex: not the most entertaining or energetic dancer, more of a poser, but nicely built. Best feature: dimples (I’m a sucker for them). Chatted with him in the lounge. Really nice guy, if not a little shy. Looks reminiscent of a few movie stars which everyone agreed to but couldn’t agree which movie star.

 

-Roland: probably the best dancer that week (anyone who can do those twists and turns he did with his pants down to his ankles…) Huge HUGE cock. Surprisingly didn’t seem to be popular in the lounge.

 

-Mark: the music for his 6 pm number was some souped up Elvis number and Mark was very entertaining ripping off Elvis as he performed. His second number he came out in a jock strap and had an amazing body: really well defined, smooth, not a bodybuilders body but the body of a hot jock, personal trainer, nicely defined and cut. He reminded me of all those Falcon porn stars, in fact I thought he might be one, but I was wrong. When I saw him on stage, I almost backed out of meeting TJ but since TJ was booked, Mark was available. Boy! Howdy! did I have fun. Super hot guy, super nice personality and very, very accommodating. Real class act and with the twinks and the body builders and the Brazilians , might get lost but well worth the effort. He escorts in Cali under the name Mark Austin.

 

-Anthony: at first glance looked very young, but upon close inspection looks his age (19-20). Pierced tongue, surprisingly hairy legs, nice long cock. Got the award for cock pointing upwards (almost straight up). Chatted with him and TJ’s fan in the lounge and got to know him quite well. Very sweet and honest about his life. Had a blast chatting with him about the other dancers and who he thought was hottest (Celso).

 

-The 6 pm show had this hot Brazilian guy whose name I didn’t catch (Vince?), but man was he hot! Tall, shaved head, tattoos, some hair on the chest and hairy legs. Not the best dancer, but with a hot tan line (another weakness) and huge dick (Obrigado muito muito, deus, para homens brazilian!) was very popular.

 

-Celso: replaced the other guy for 8:30 and I only got to see a bit of his show in between giggling with Anthony over him like he was N*sync or something. Long lean athletic build, big dick. Really big.

 

So Tuesday was a fun trip for me, being my first time at the G in about a year. I even enjoyed my chat with TJ’s fan & Anthony a bunch too but not as much as my time with Mark.

 

Hope this was helpful.

[Cooper]

RE: Who saw the show?

 

Arik: enjoyed reading your G-report, sounds like you had a great time... The shaved head Brazilian was Victor (see my Mon. lineup). I was told Vince got sick and left the G on Tues.

[+ BOZO T CLOWN]

RE: Who saw the show?

 

ANY PREVIEWS FOR NEXT WEEK'S LINE-UP ?

 

BOZO

[NY Observer]

RE: Who saw the show?

 

Great hearing all these opinions on the show. I agree, not the best show of all time, but always an enjoyable night out. It's fun to hear how everyone likes different guys and has different perceptions on the guys.

 

Giovanni replace Felipe on Saturday night.

 

Rumors for next week:

As previously suggested by others:

Giovanni

Jesse

 

For your review:

Gabriel

Ricardo

Erik

Michael

 

Weekend additions rumored:

Tino Lopez

JJ

[hiJinX]

RE: Who saw the show?

 

>-Alex: not the most entertaining or energetic dancer, more of

>a poser, but nicely built. Best feature: dimples (I’m a

>sucker for them). Chatted with him in the lounge. Really

>nice guy, if not a little shy. Looks reminiscent of a few

>movie stars which everyone agreed to but couldn’t agree which

>movie star.

 

I'd say a superior combination of :

Dolph Lungren

http://www.pathguy.com/dolph-mg.jpg

a more handsome Christopher Titus

http://www.dandion.com/Images/Comedians/ComPorts/Titus.jpg

and buffed out James Marsters

http://www.safesearching.com/2k/assets/photos/actor/jamesmarsters/jamesmarsters_p_loreal.jpg

 

Suffice it to say, I usually dont care for Blondes, but I'd break my bed with Alex any day.

 

:9

[vakh]

was surprised to find Raphael in Stockbar list - last time i saw him he was dancing at Campus. he is a beautiful guy, but doesn't for me - not my type. i don't find him sexy, but of course different people - different tastes;)