Recommended Stripclubs for European Envy

[Aradon]

Gentlemen:

Most of you probably don‘t know that many Europeans envy you your stripclub culture. As a European myself, I have always regretted not having the likes of Secrets, DC, Spunk and Adonis somewhere in Europe, and have fond memories of those places. 

I will be visiting the US in late September first time in several years, staying in DC. With Secrets gone, I was planning to spend a weekend somewhere else. 

What would you recommend: Johnsons FL, Shoe in Chicago, or maybe something else? Full nudity not important, but variety of body types and good dancing is. 
 

Many thanks in advance!

[+ BOZO T CLOWN]

5 hours ago, Aradon said:

Gentlemen:

Most of you probably don‘t know that many Europeans envy you your stripclub culture. As a European myself, I have always regretted not having the likes of Secrets, DC, Spunk and Adonis somewhere in Europe, and have fond memories of those places. 

I will be visiting the US in late September first time in several years, staying in DC. With Secrets gone, I was planning to spend a weekend somewhere else. 

What would you recommend: Johnsons FL, Shoe in Chicago, or maybe something else? Full nudity not important, but variety of body types and good dancing is. 
 

Many thanks in advance!

And that somewhere else should be.......
Montreal, Quebec Canada!

Reasons:

1. The Montreal Gay Village has 4 (yes, four) male strip clubs. There are dancers of all sizes, shapes, and shades.
2. Montreal has a very European flair to it. You'll feel right at home.
3. The weather in Montreal in September should be perfect. In between the summer heat and winter chill.
4. Your euros will go very far against the weak Canadian dollar (currently 1€ = 1.56 $Can). You'll feel like Daddy Warbucks.
5. If you've never been to Montreal before, it's a clean and relatively safe city. A lot of touristy things to see and do.
6. Both Porter Airlines and Air Canada have plenty of daily, non-stop flights between Ronald Reagan National and Pierre Trudeau.

Bozo would advise that you avoid Fort Lauderdale in September: It's the middle of the hurricane season; it is hot, humid, and steamy; and there are insects everywhere. You walk outside your hotel and close your eyes, you'd think you were in the middle of the Everglades. Other than that, it's fine ☺️.

BTC
🤡

Edited 5 hours ago by BOZO T CLOWN

[Aradon]

Many thanks, Bozo! Sounds compelling!

[jeezifonly]

Cross Los Angeles off your list of possibles 

 

[Luv2play]

3 hours ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

And that somewhere else should be.......
Montreal, Quebec Canada!

Reasons:

1. The Montreal Gay Village has 4 (yes, four) male strip clubs. There are dancers of all sizes, shapes, and shades.
2. Montreal has a very European flair to it. You'll feel right at home.
3. The weather in Montreal in September should be perfect. In between the summer heat and winter chill.
4. Your euros will go very far against the weak Canadian dollar (currently 1€ = 1.56 $Can). You'll feel like Daddy Warbucks.
5. If you've never been to Montreal before, it's a clean and relatively safe city. A lot of touristy things to see and do.
6. Both Porter Airlines and Air Canada have plenty of daily, non-stop flights between Ronald Reagan National and Pierre Trudeau.

Bozo would advise that you avoid Fort Lauderdale in September: It's the middle of the hurricane season; it is hot, humid, and steamy; and there are insects everywhere. You walk outside your hotel and close your eyes, you'd think you were in the middle of the Everglades. Other than that, it's fine ☺️.

BTC
🤡

Not to get political but seeing your juxtaposition of Ronald Reagan and Pierre Trudeau Airports made me laugh. Their terms in office overlapped at the end of Trudeau’s 16 years in office and Reagan’s start of his two terms or 8 years. Their names replaced Dorval (the Montreal suburban location of its airport) and the National in DC.