+ Alabastrine Posted May 20 Posted May 20 This is a serious question. I was wondering if anyone had experience with bleaching of the skin around the privates to keep them pink. Asking for a friend, of course. I'd heard you can make your own bleaching cream with peroxide, cream of tartar and mixing it with some generic skin cream and then let it sit for a while. Not sure if this works, but if that's all it takes I can prepare that at home and save myself many hundreds of dollars.
+ BenjaminNicholas Posted May 20 Posted May 20 It's your asshole: I wouldn't want to Polly Pocket it with a homemade concoction. Fort Troff has sold this for years. It's cheap. It works. Fort Troff | Bumper Brite WWW.FORTTROFF.COM Check out the deal on Bumper Brite at Fort Troff AtticusBK, + claym, Whippoorwill and 5 others 1 4 1 2
+ Alabastrine Posted May 23 Author Posted May 23 (edited) Thank you @BenjaminNicholas!!! I will... Erm. I mean "my friend" will buy some. Edited May 23 by Alabastrine + BenjaminNicholas, + azdr0710, + claym and 1 other 1 3
+ BenjaminNicholas Posted May 23 Posted May 23 1 hour ago, Alabastrine said: Thank you @BenjaminNicholas!!! I will... Erm. I mean "my friend" will buy some. Please post pictures of the freshly paved runway when you're able + Pensant, + claym, + ApexNomad and 3 others 1 1 1 3
maninsoma Posted May 31 Posted May 31 On 5/20/2025 at 9:05 AM, BenjaminNicholas said: It's your asshole: I wouldn't want to Polly Pocket it with a homemade concoction. Fort Troff has sold this for years. It's cheap. It works. Fort Troff | Bumper Brite WWW.FORTTROFF.COM Check out the deal on Bumper Brite at Fort Troff Just because a product is "manufactured" doesn't mean it's safe, either. I see what you recommend lists colloidal silver as one of its ingredients, and that isn't something I'd want to take internally or to apply to my skin. I'm not sure about the other ingredients; only that one jumped out at me because there's so much misleading hype around it from many in the "I don't trust modern medicine but I will trust the unregulated supplement marketers" camp.
+ BenjaminNicholas Posted May 31 Posted May 31 5 hours ago, maninsoma said: Just because a product is "manufactured" doesn't mean it's safe, either. I see what you recommend lists colloidal silver as one of its ingredients, and that isn't something I'd want to take internally or to apply to my skin. I'm not sure about the other ingredients; only that one jumped out at me because there's so much misleading hype around it from many in the "I don't trust modern medicine but I will trust the unregulated supplement marketers" camp. I can't disagree. You always need to use common sense. As for colloidal silver, it's great in liquid (spray) form for cuts and body acne. I wouldn't ever ingest it. However, a better solution spray for cuts/acne is hypochlorous acid. It's a fantastic topical. + ApexNomad 1
+ ApexNomad Posted May 31 Posted May 31 On 5/20/2025 at 12:05 PM, BenjaminNicholas said: It's your asshole: I wouldn't want to Polly Pocket it with a homemade concoction. Fort Troff has sold this for years. It's cheap. It works. Fort Troff | Bumper Brite WWW.FORTTROFF.COM Check out the deal on Bumper Brite at Fort Troff I’m dating myself here, but this felt like an episode of Password. Voiceover: Today’s password is… “Polly Pocket.” Benjamin: Ass. Me: Uh… Benjamin: Bleach. Me: …Spa day? Benjamin: Bumper. Me: Car detail? Benjamin: Brite. Me: Laundry detergent? Benjamin: Miniature. Me: Bidet? Benjamin: [exhales, defeated] Polly Pocket. [BUZZER blares. Audience gasps.] Me: OH MY GOD. Betty White: Well, at least someone finally bleached the damn thing. thomas, Bokomaru and + BenjaminNicholas 1 2
+ BenjaminNicholas Posted June 1 Posted June 1 1 hour ago, ApexNomad said: I’m dating myself here, but this felt like an episode of Password. Voiceover: Today’s password is… “Polly Pocket.” Benjamin: Ass. Me: Uh… Benjamin: Bleach. Me: …Spa day? Benjamin: Bumper. Me: Car detail? Benjamin: Brite. Me: Laundry detergent? Benjamin: Miniature. Me: Bidet? Benjamin: [exhales, defeated] Polly Pocket. [BUZZER blares. Audience gasps.] Me: OH MY GOD. Betty White: Well, at least someone finally bleached the damn thing. + ApexNomad and thomas 1 1
caramelsub Posted June 1 Posted June 1 I ordered the Bumper Brite cream last week, after seeing the recommendation here. I started using the cream two days ago, applying it three times daily. So far I have seen some improvement in my discoloration back there, but not a huge difference. But I will report back in a week, since the product description says it can take a week to see results. thomas, + Alabastrine and + azdr0710 2 1
caramelsub Posted June 7 Posted June 7 So I have used the bumper brite product for 10 days now. 2-3 times daily. I haven’t seen a significant improvement in the discoloration of my hole and surrounding areas. I did notice maybe a little bit of lightening, but nothing dramatic. I don’t think I will continue to use this product. It may work for others though.
+ BenjaminNicholas Posted June 7 Posted June 7 1 minute ago, caramelsub said: So I have used the bumper brite product for 10 days now. 2-3 times daily. I haven’t seen a significant improvement in the discoloration of my hole and surrounding areas. I did notice maybe a little bit of lightening, but nothing dramatic. I don’t think I will continue to use this product. It may work for others though. 10 days isn't a lot of time. You need to be patient. A non-RX product is going to take a bit. If you can get your hands on a higher dose hydroquinone, that's going to be your best bet for a quicker result. I suggest looking around a site like AllDayChemist. caramelsub 1
jeezifonly Posted June 8 Posted June 8 It’s inherent pigmentation, like your genitals, lips and nips - not “discoloration” But whatever gets you swiped, I guess.
+ Alabastrine Posted June 10 Author Posted June 10 I realize the pigmentation is natural. That said, I still want a pink peach🍑 + claym 1
Bokomaru Posted June 10 Posted June 10 I topped a guy who clearly had bleached his hole, and it wasn’t pretty. You could tell where the bleaching started and ended. Proceed with caution. + claym and + Vegas_Millennial 2
+ Alabastrine Posted June 10 Author Posted June 10 Thanks, I will do my best and try to avoid the albino leopard effect on my naughty bits. Maybe take extra care to blend out the edges.
+ ApexNomad Posted June 10 Posted June 10 You can bleach it, buff it, bedazzle it—still an asshole, boys. + Vegas_Millennial, Whippoorwill, thomas and 1 other 1 3
+ Lucky Posted June 10 Posted June 10 I just sit on top of the bleach bottle and swish my tush for a minute or so. + claym, + BenjaminNicholas and Whippoorwill 1 2
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